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Chapter 546: A Bad Joke

With Meijia's introduction, a group of big men sighed at the lake and looked like a talented man with an arty look. [ -] Actually, I don't know anything, and I can't tell you why for a long time. Wu Lexuan complained impatiently when she heard their sour nonsense: "Stop being sour, isn't it just that there is an underground river at the bottom of the lake. Sometimes the partition of the river is washed away by water, and the lake water is empty with the river. When the river is blocked by sand and stone again, the lake water naturally fills up again."

Everyone shouted: "Gao Ming, I didn't expect Le Xuan to be an expert with rich geography knowledge."

Wu Lexuan disagreed with everyone's praise, jumped up and urged loudly, "Liang Yong, set up a tent quickly. I'm hungry and tired, and I want to eat and sleep."

Everyone built tents on the grass by the lake. Everyone's tents were all surrounded by one another. Of course, there were exceptions. Song Youcai placed his girlfriend's tent on the edge of the woods hundreds of meters away from them. God knew what he was thinking, maybe because he was afraid that the harmonious noise at night would affect other people.

Wu Lexuan saw Liang use a giraffe tent and an alpaca tent, and his pointed head looked extremely heavy. He knocked Liang's head and said, "Idiot, choosing this kind of tent will waste more energy when carrying it. No wonder I was so tired of carrying a tent just now."

"Hehe, you don't know that the giraffe's big head can scare predators at night, which is beneficial and safe." Liang Yong said with a reasonable reason.

Wu Lexuan knocked on the head and scolded: "Idiot, then you have to choose a tiger or a lion tent!"

"Oh... I said you knocked my head like this every day, and you would be beaten stupid if you are not stupid." Liang Yong looked aggrieved.

There, Meijia had already laid a large piece of plastic cloth on the lawn in the middle of the tent and invited everyone to have a meal. Everyone threw the food in their backpacks in the center. Wow! It was so rich. There were potato chips, biscuits, chocolates, sausages, beef jerky, plums, various dried fruits that girls liked to eat, as well as roast chicken, burgers, big elbows, and almost all the food that could be bought in the county. There was no end to this or two meals.

"How can you lose wine when camping?" Ye Tian laughed, twisting two bottles of red wine and two bottles of Moutai in his hand.

The fifth brother was so greedy that he drooled. He grabbed two bottles of Moutai and said, "That's all, is there any?"

"I have two boxes in my tent, so everyone can drink it casually." Ye Tian said proudly, not knowing how he carried such a heavy wine.

"I don't drink, I want to drink drinks, I want to drink mineral water." Wu Lexuan pouted.

"Hehe, there is also this." Liang Yong said proudly, and took out a lot of drinks and mineral water behind him as if he was tricked. There was a lot of this Peach Blossom Fan space, and there was also a lot of wine. He originally wanted to show off, but Ye Tian took the lead.

After walking for a whole morning, everyone was hungry. While eating food, they played wine and wine, and played all kinds of games. It was not until an hour later that everyone was lying on the grass with their stomachs in their arms, humming comfortably.

"Use it, get up and play it, let's get up and play games." Wu Lexuan was full of energy and pulled Liang to use it. Not only her, but the girls were all full of energy, full of energy, and had no intention of fatigue.

This woman looked delicate and had no strength when climbing the mountain. However, after a whole day of hard work, the men were exhausted, but they were still like that, but they became more and more energetic as the night went on.

"Good Xuanxuan, please let me lie down for a while, I'll lose energy all over now." Liang Yong asked pitifully.

"No, I want you to get up and play with me, go swimming in the lake, catch fish..." Wu Lexuan was unwilling to give up.

"Swimming..." Liang Yong was shocked when he heard it, but then he shook his head and sighed. Although the swimming in broad daylight was exciting, Wu Lexuan's beautiful body was exposed to a large group of perverts. He was too disadvantageous, so it was still unpaid.

"Okay! I'll tell you jokes." Liang Yong said, unable to resist her entanglement.

"Hmph, if the joke is not funny, I will never end with you." Wu Lexuan threatened rudely.

"Hehe, it must be funny." Liang Yong slapped his chest and began to speak:

The student climbed over the wall and entered the school and was caught by the principal.

Principal: Why not walk through the school gate?

Student pointed at the clothes: Metersbonwe, I don't take the ordinary road!

Principal: How did you turn over such a high wall?

Student patted his pants: Li Ning, everything is possible!

Principal: How does it feel to climb over the wall?

Student pointed at the shoes: Xtep, flying feeling!

The next day, the student came in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why didn’t you climb over the wall today?

The student pointed at the shoes: Anta, I chose what I like!

Principal: Why don’t you wear school uniform?

The student lifted his pants: Semir, wear whatever he wears.

Principal: Are you not afraid that I won’t let you into school?

The student patted his clothes: the noble bird is unstoppable.

The principal was furious: I want to remember your great mistakes!

Students are dissatisfied: Why?

The principal sneered: I will make the decision on my territory!

"Hahaha, it's interesting! I laughed for several days when I saw it on the way." After saying that, Liang laughed loudly, and Lao Wu also laughed with joy and beat his chest and stamping his feet.

A group of girls stared at each other with phoenix eyes, and looking at Liang Yong was like looking at an idiot.

"What? You don't like to listen. Isn't it funny?" Liang Yong asked guiltyly.

"Tsk! It's not meaningful at all. I've seen it for several years." Wu Lexuan said disdainfully.

Liang Yonghunshou sweated and said unconvincedly: "I'll tell you another one to make sure you're going to laugh. This time the story is called the police and the reporter."

Wu Lexuan showed a look of attention. She remembered that Jin Qiaoqiao was a reporter and Mei Jia in front of her was also a reporter. Could it be that what happened to them?

Beam used is to say.

Police: What are you doing? Wandering on the streets so late!

Miss: Prostitute!

The policeman was in awe of reverence and admiration!

Police: Which newspaper?

Miss: Enjoy late!

Police: Which evening newspaper is from?

Miss: I hug you late with the boy!

Police: Henan Evening News is good!

Miss: I only dare to do this at night!

Police: It’s really hard to get the manuscript to be rushed tonight! Be more careful with your health!

Miss: Thank you, the policeman for understanding, welcome to do it!

Police: OK! You must submit your articles! You must submit your articles!

...

After Liang Yong finished speaking for half a day, everyone still didn't move. This time, even Lao Wu stared at him with a confused look on his face, and asked inexplicably: "Liangzi, you, a reporter, have a very ordinary conversation with the police. I didn't hear anything funny."

Liang Yong was used to his low IQ and was too lazy to pay attention to it. He looked at Wu Lexuan and said, "How is it? Is it fun?"

"Tsk!" This time, not only Wu Lexuan swears, but several girls swear together. It seems that people learn bad things so quickly. Just like the reporters and prostitutes in the story, just one word is just a difference, which is two completely different lives.

OK! You can't convince me, Xiao Liang, just play the most dangerous game with you - killing people!
Chapter completed!
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