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Chapter 1 Cutting the Whip

In the spring of March, the grass grows and orioles fly. In the sunshine, it is the local market. People push wheelbarrows to go to the market to do business, people go around selling plasters, and people go out to hang out and watch the excitement. There are two or three streets with people coming and going, and there is an endless flow.

, it was almost impossible to get away. The shops facing the street also opened their doors and were doing a lot of business. It was a lively scene.

"Take the tiger bones and tiger whips to your heart's content, take them back and soak them in wine, the effect will be just right! If you keep them for a long time, you will still be strong as a tiger! I said, if you are the one, don't look around if you don't buy it." A man dressed as an Orion.

The middle-aged man with a beard spread a piece of coarse cloth on the ground. While laying out the goods, he shouted loudly. Affordable price! This is high-quality silk from the south. Look at the color and material. It’s real.

It's top quality. It looks more fashionable when worn by men. It's even more charming when worn by girls..." The owner of the silk shop went into battle in person today. He took the waiter to shake out a piece of silk and started shouting.

shouted.

There was a circle over there with three floors inside and three floors outside. In the middle, a big man like a black tower used a stick in his hand, and a ball of yellow light was seen rolling around on the ground. Another man picked up a plate and said:

"We, two brothers, have come to visit relatives from far away. We cannot return to our hometown without any money. We only have the martial arts and plasters passed down by this family. Today we are going to show off for a while. If you like it, you might as well give some copper coins and broken silver as a reward."

My eldest brother is also very powerful in his tricks, and he even gave me a secret bone and muscle plaster as a gift!"

"The authentic descendant of Guiguzi can tell fortunes and misfortunes by touching bones to tell fortunes! If the fortune is not accurate, the signboard can be smashed!" A blind old man wearing a gray Bagua Taoist robe sat slightly upright, with a banner of "Authentic Guigu Divine Fortune Telling" swinging slightly behind him, showing

He has the aura of being a fairy.

Suddenly, a loud shout came from the street: "You bastard! How dare you use this kind of thing to pretend to be a tiger whip? I'll set them up for you today. I'll cut a human whip today!"

The middle-aged stall owner dressed as a hunter was so frightened that his face changed. He turned around and was about to run away with his head in his hands. Unexpectedly, before he ran a few steps, two helpers behind him, one holding his head and the other holding his feet, were immediately knocked down on the street, causing a lot of confusion in the street.

There was a moment of chaos.

"Cut people? Where?" The owner of the silk shop was afraid of missing a good show and could not care about business. He hurried out of the store and squeezed through the crowd. He accidentally got into contact with the busker holding a plate.

They collided together, and the copper coins in the plate spilled all over the floor, bouncing on the bluestone floor, causing everyone to bend down to pick it up.

One of the copper coins slipped away towards the fortune-telling stall. The blind old man suddenly rolled his eyes, revealing his black eyes. He stretched out his foot very quickly and stepped on the copper coin, which frightened the customer who was telling fortunes.

Not light.

"Official, we successfully captured it!" In the chaos, two helpers pinned down the middle-aged stall owner's hands and feet, one on the left and the other on the right, and one of them claimed the credit.

"Let's see where you can run!" The high-ranking official stepped forward, his face slightly blue from indulging in alcohol. He looked like he was only in his mid-twenties, wearing an embroidered brocade robe and a piece of gold hanging on his waist.

The jade pendant looks like top-quality mutton-fat white jade, and from a distance, an aura of wealth and nobility is approaching.

"I'm serious about doing business, why do high-ranking officials refer to deer as horses and insist that my tiger whip is fake?" The middle-aged stall owner who was pressed on the ground pulled his neck and shouted.

"Huh? You still dare to quibble?" The senior official looked around at the crowd watching the excitement and announced loudly: "This man used beef jerky to pretend to be a tiger penis. It is really abominable. As the saying goes: If you fake it, you will be punished by ten. I will cut it off today.

The person was whipped down as a punishment!"

The official thought that these words would arouse enthusiastic applause from the crowd, or at least a few cheers or scoldings from the middle-aged stall owner. Unexpectedly, there was a silence. Looking around, many people used

Some people looked at themselves with a look that dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. Some people looked at the middle-aged stall owner who was making a mistake with a look that said you had offended the wrong person today.

The middle-aged stall owner became a bachelor in silence: "Even though you are a high-ranking official, you can't commit murder in the street like this! Grandpa will lie here today, let's see what you can do to grandpa!"

"You have a very tough mouth. I wonder if you will be so tough down there soon!" Although the senior official was a little disappointed with the crowd, he sneered after hearing these words: "Here and there, bring the knife!"

The two gangsters looked at each other, and it was obvious that they didn't bring knives. They didn't think that a high-ranking official would be whipped in the street today, right?

"Two losers!" The official looked around disappointedly, and there happened to be a butcher's shop on his left. He turned around and walked towards the butcher's shop, leaving behind a sentence: "They are all ready for me."

, I’m going to find a knife!”

When the owner of the butcher shop saw the official coming towards his shop, with a big smile on his fat face, he held his greasy hands and hurriedly sang: "Master, are you buying meat or...

.”

The official glanced around and saw a huge pig's head placed on the right side of the meat case, with all kinds of knives beside it. He pointed at it casually: "Stop talking nonsense! Didn't you hear me say that I want to cut people with whips? You,

Get that knife!"

The butcher shop owner couldn't help but tremble when he saw the high official holding a sharp bone-picking knife in his finger. Although he was very reluctant to turn his knife into a murder weapon, seeing that the high official was in trouble today, he was afraid that if he said no, he would be in trouble.

This butcher shop and himself were in ruins. Anyway, he was a vendor selling fake tiger whip, what did it have to do with him?

The butcher shop owner secretly gritted his teeth, picked up the sharp boning knife, turned the tip of the knife and handed it over respectfully.

The official frowned and looked at the bone-picking knife that was stained with lard. He took a piece of meat-wrapped horse dung paper from the side and wrapped it around the handle of the knife. Then he rushed out majestically with the bone-picking knife in hand.

The butcher shop shouted: "Take off that guy's pants! Spread your legs wider!"

"Ah, this is going to cause trouble. Brother, we should go to the county office and report it. Who is this person? How dare he commit murder on the street?" said a passerby who was watching the excitement and his companions.

"You are looking for death!" His companion covered his mouth in horror and lowered his voice and reprimanded: "This is your first time coming to the market. You don't know who this high-ranking official is. He is the same as the gentlemen in the county government.

If we eat and drink together every day, even if we kill someone, no one would dare to care!"

"Get the order!" The two helpers got the order and began to pull down the middle-aged stall owner's trousers, revealing the dark thing.

The onlookers exclaimed one after another, and many women turned their backs, not daring to look any further, but a few bold ones opened their eyes wide for fear of missing it.

"If you have the guts, just come and cut grandpa's bird, instead of waving the knife around to scare people!" The middle-aged stall owner held up his neck and pretended to die calmly.

"Hehe, are you still so tough? I like it." The official squatted down with a smile, slapped the object twice with a sharp deboning knife, and then raised the sharp knife, causing a burst of cheers from the onlookers.

: "Then I'll cut it back and use it as a specimen!"

"My dear mother..." Unexpectedly, with two gentle strokes of the sharp knife, the middle-aged stall owner suddenly let out a scream, his eyes turned white, and his body fell limply, and a breath of urine came out.

His crotch shot up to the sky, and the two helplessly stepped away, holding their noses.

"My dear, someone is dead! Run!" Someone in the crowd shouted loudly, and everyone scattered around like crazy, fearing that they would have anything to do with it. In the chaos, you pushed and shoved me.

into a ball.

"Damn, it turns out I was so scared that I peeed! You have a strong tone, but you are also a coward?" The official stood up, looked at the water stains under the middle-aged stall owner, and deboned the stall with great disappointment.

The sharp knife was thrown to the ground casually, and he looked up to the sky and screamed: "It's so boring!"

"That is a high-ranking official who is so wise and powerful that he was frightened to death." One of the helpers said with a flattering smile: "As for the most interesting place in this city, it is Baihua Tower. The little girls there are so thin and skinny.

The tender meat, tsk tsk, can make water come out of it."

"Ancient brothel brothel! I, Wang Tianxing, am an ordinary medical college student. I didn't expect that I could travel to this inexplicable era while sleeping. I don't even know who I traveled to, but I have a lot of money in my pocket. It's exciting.

Flowers, how can you do it without going to Baihualou to drink flower wine? If you have nothing to do, have a drink, listen to a little song, and have a couple. It’s a comfortable life. What kind of brother changes history and engages in three things and four things?

I don't know how to do it. Enjoying life is the most important thing." Wang Tianxing showed a knowing smile, grabbed a bunch of copper coins from his pocket, and threw it to the helper without looking at it: "I am very happy with your proposal.

Satisfied, let’s take this for a drink!”

"Master, please come this way." The gang members were so happy that they easily got a bunch of copper coins. They nodded hurriedly and led the way: "Baihua Building is just across this small street, and it's at the second intersection."

Another gangster saw that his companion had benefited. While walking with Wang Tianxing, he spoke in detail about the top girl in Baihualou: "The officials don't know. There are twelve top girls in Baihualou. They are all

In the name of the Flower Fairy, all of them can play, play, and sing, and can do anything. The most famous among them are the Peach Blossom Fairy and the Chrysanthemum Fairy."

"What? Chrysanthemum Fairy?" Wang Tianxing didn't know what he thought of, with an evil smile: "Really called Chrysanthemum Fairy? The name is really interesting."

The rest of the gang had not heard the meaning of the words, and continued to introduce: "The high official likes the Chrysanthemum Fairy? That's really discerning. Although the Chrysanthemum Fairy ranks second, the unique skill of the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire is Lian Jingcheng

All the distinguished guests who come here are full of praises.”

"Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire? It turns out that this kind of unique skill has existed in ancient times, tsk tsk." After hearing this, Wang Tianxing's mind was already filled with scenes from action movies he had watched. As he walked, he nodded slightly, but the top of his head did not move.

I knew I was hit hard by something.

"Who is blind and throws things around? Do you know that throwing things from high altitude is a criminal offence? If you throw a flower pot down, you won't kill me..." Wang Tianxing saw a short bamboo pole on the ground and jumped like a thunder.

Cursing angrily, he looked up and came face to face with the woman who was leaning out half of the window with one hand on the window.

"What a beautiful beauty!" Wang Tianxing saw that even though the woman was bare-faced, she had already compared herself to all the celebrities he had seen, and he immediately swallowed some of the curse words alive.
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