"Double Dragon Detective Agency" Side Story: New Year's Eve Chapter(1/2)
"Double Dragon Detective Agency" Side Story New Year Chapter First of all, please allow me to wish everyone on behalf of all the characters in "Double Dragon Detective Agency"...
"Bless you sister! Go and update!"
…please allow me to represent…
"On behalf of your sister! Go and update!"
...Damn! It’s not over yet! Cheng Shuai, come out for me! Don’t think that pretending to be a female voice means I...wait, female voice?
Bai Feiyu: "Nonsense, I am a woman!"
...Excuse me, who are you?
Bai Feiyu: "Mom, I am the number one heroine in your next case, "Guilty Game"! Your sister! I keep putting off updating, so I can't appear until now. Your sister..."
...Ahem! Ladies, ladies!
Bai Feiyu: "Shu, your sister! Should I write it or not? One sentence!"
Aren't I writing this? A girl shouldn't be "your sister" or "your sister" all the time. It's so uncivilized...
Bai Feiyu: "Wenya, your sister! Instead of writing a nice main text, write a crappy New Year's short story!"
...Stop scolding me, I've been really, really busy with a lot of things lately...
Bai Feiyu: "Business your sister!"
...Forget it, good men don't fight with women, I will forgive you this time - dear readers, please allow me...
Bai Feiyu: "Allow your sister!"
...Damn it! If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you'll be treated like a doraemon! If you have the ability, jump out for me, don't hide behind it!
Bai Feiyu: "I've always been by your side, when did you hide?"
...The handsome guy who has been standing next to me just now is you? Uh...because I thought the speaker was a woman, so I didn't pay attention...
Bai Feiyu: "Damn, what do you mean?"
...After confirming that the sound came from your mouth, I felt even more incredible... Takeshi Kaneshiro's appearance, Lin Chiling's figure, Li Yuchun's voice... God created man
The art is truly breathtaking and uncanny!
Bai Feiyu: "...your sister! I will follow you..."
Miyamoto Mingjun: "Sister Yu, please stop making trouble."
Bai Feiyu: "Ah! Brother Mingjun, when did you come? I, I didn't make trouble... It's the author who is so bad! He bullied me..."
...It seems that God also had a strong taste in creating your character...
Miyamoto Mingjun: "I'm sorry, my god-sister likes to dress up in men's clothing and has a very straightforward personality. She often offends others unintentionally, but she is actually a very nice person. Don't worry about it, sir."
It's okay, it's okay, I won't argue with her. Miyamoto, you are the absolute protagonist of the next case "Guilty Game", so you have to perform well and don't let me down. Also...
Bai Feiyu: "Your sister! They are both the protagonists of the next case. Do you recognize brother Mingjun, but don't you recognize my mother? You...brother Mingjun, I didn't say anything bad just now, I said
What’s more, the author is very bad and deliberately doesn’t recognize others...”
...I firmly refuse to admit that this guy is a character created by me... By the way, Miyamoto, have you seen these two guys, Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai?
Miyamoto Mingjun: "No, they seem to be unhappy because they have to play the villain in the next case, and they seem to be going on strike..."
Alas! It was also because of this that I wrote this New Year's short story. In order to persuade them, I put aside the main text this time and wrote this kind of side story, knowing that readers would scold me for being lazy and not updating the main text.
....Sigh! I would rather be misunderstood by the readers and be scolded by them for making excuses to be lazy. Is it easy for me to write this short story under pressure? In fact, how much I want to update the text as soon as possible, the inspiration and ideas in my mind
I have long been eager to rush out of my mind and turn it into words and sprinkle them on the text... However, in order to persuade their two willful protagonists, I resolutely resisted this desire,
Under the great pressure of being misunderstood by readers, I wrote this New Year short story!
Bai Feiyu: "...This old stick hammer is really good..."
By the way, Miyamoto...
Miyamoto Mingjun: "My dear author, if possible, can you call me my Chinese name Chu Mingjun? Although I am forced to have Japanese nationality, in the final analysis I am a Chinese, and I prefer to be a Chinese."
Okay, Lao Chu! Have you seen the members of the detective agency? For some reason, Li Han, Liu Min and others are nowhere to be seen. Even Chang Jing, who is usually the most obedient, is also missing. It's really strange...
....
Chu Mingjun: "...I don't know, but I heard that they seem to be preparing to stand on the same front as Mr. Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai... Also, the author is very young, and I am only in my twenties."
.....”
I know! What's the matter, Lao Chu?
Chu Mingjun: "...it's okay..."
Oh, it's strange, I don't see them anywhere. Those guys are so united this time... In the past Gaiden, they all came out to steal the camera... Hey! They came out to steal the camera!
There's a fire, come and put out the fire! There are flying saucers in the sky, come out and see! There is gold on the ground, come and pick it up!
Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "..."
...It actually doesn't work like this. It seems that I'm going to come up with a trick - Li Han, as long as you are willing to come out, I will let you be the first male lead in the third part!
Li Han (suddenly appeared): "Damn, who do you think I am? Betraying my brothers for this little sweetness? Abandoning everyone's united front for this little benefit? This is a naked personal insult! It's against me.
A ruthless trampling on my personality! A cruel slander on my self-esteem! Let me tell you, I am very angry right now. You have despised my principles and moral character. Let me ask you casually, is the incident about the first male lead in the third movie true?
Are you really going to write a third part?"
Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "..."
Well... tell me first where you came from... Don't worry about this for now, Li Han, come here... Yes, come here with your ears...
. Let me tell you quietly, even if I don’t write the third part, I will arrange a very “flavorful” girl for you soon, you know...
Li Han: "Insult, this is a naked insult! Who am I? I will betray my brother for your 'conditions'? Let me tell you again, I am really angry now - what do you want to know? Just ask
that is!"
Chu Mingjun and Bai Feiyu: "..."
It's very simple. Where are those two guys Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai hiding? Why are they going on strike?
Li Han: "Trampling, you are trampling on my personality, I tell you..."
Bai Feiyu: "Okay, okay, just tell them where they are and pretend to be loyal to your sister..."
Li Han: "...Hey, who is this 'human body performance art body' with Takeshi Kaneshiro's appearance, Lin Chiling's body, and Li Yuchun's voice?"
...a girl with a very "flavor"...
Li Han: "Oh... hmm? It's very 'flavorful'... Damn, you bastard, I knew you bastard wouldn't be so nice to me! I, I
, I would rather die than obey! I, I, I will fight with you!"
Bai Feiyu (with a dark face and put his hand on Li Han's shoulder): "Wait a minute, mom. Who did you say was the 'human body performance art body' just now?
Li Han: "This... Ouch! Ouch! It hurts, it hurts! Stop, if you have the ability, you can hit me again - Oops! If you have the ability, you can - Ouch! If you can, don't slap me in the face - Oops! Yes!
ability......"
...Hitting is affection, scolding is love. I feel relieved when I see you are so affectionate as soon as we meet...
Chu Mingjun: "My dear author, may I take the liberty of saying something?"
Well? What do you want to say, Mr. Chu?
Chu Mingjun: "...Although I also want to see the famous 'God of Reasoning' and 'Saint Exploring' abilities in China, but since they are so afraid of confronting me, then the author please forgive me."
It’s hard for them…”
Cheng Shuai (suddenly appeared): "****! You two-skinned fool, are you saying that I'm afraid of confronting you?"
Hey, Cheng Shuai, would you like to say hello when you show up next time? I was shocked... By the way, I have something to say to you...
Chu Mingjun: "Are you Mr. Cheng Shuai of 'Task the Saint'? Well... haha, it's better to be famous than to meet in person."
Cheng Shuai: "Damn, can you try it again?"
...Well, stop arguing now, Cheng Shuai, I have something to tell you, actually...
Chu Mingjun: "Want to take action? Haha, yes, I heard that you were a gangster when I was in Japan. I thought it was a rumor at the time, but when I saw it today... Haha, even gangsters can become detectives in China now.
, I have to say it is an interesting current situation! But it is also conceivable that the level of domestic detective circles... Haha, I'm sorry, although it is a bit presumptuous, but I really want to know about you and your partner Tang
How does Mr. Peng feel when he wears the two unworthy titles of 'Science Detective' and 'God of Reasoning'?"
Cheng Shuai (clenching his fists and staring at him): "You bastard..."
...Such a strong smell of gunpowder...Well, stop arguing. Come here, Cheng Shuai, let me introduce you to him. This old man is also a detective like you. Despite his young age,
He is very famous in Japan's detective world. Come on, since you are all colleagues, let's shake hands...
Chu Mingjun: "Asshole? Is this what you call me? Haha, why does it sound so like the helpless barking of a sick dog?"
Cheng Shuai (trembling all over): "Damn, what did you say! I..."
Tang Peng (suddenly appeared and stopped Cheng Shuai): "Cheng Shuai, don't be impulsive... This is Mr. Mingjun, right? Forgive me for not adding your last name, because I don't know what your last name is,"
Miyamoto' or 'Chu'? It doesn't matter... The country can do without anyone, I'm not very interested in knowing his specific name."
To be continued...