Readers messing in, hilarious and spoof, humorous side story
Readers accidentally enter the world of "Double Dragon Detective Agency" with the opening line: If you are not in the mood to write an opening line, just go to the next unit.
Content introduction: What a crap introduction, I already told readers to come in and don’t disturb me while I’m eating cup noodles - Damn it, don’t move the camera over, Damn it - Dear readers and friends, hello, I’m from "Ssangyong Detective Agency"
The author, in order to repay the support of new and old readers, and out of my own gratitude to everyone, I have specially created such a side story. All new and old readers can sign up and feel free to enter any plot in "Double Dragon", or
Enter the world of "Double Dragon" as a pure reader to interview and make friends with your favorite characters in the book. You can also set your own plot. After deciding, please send your name (not necessarily your real name) and the plot requirements you want to join.
As long as you have signed up in the email "", I will try my best to write your own "Double Dragon Side Story" as required, and publish it in the "Side Story" column of the website. Of course, it is best for the readers themselves
Write the plot and send it to me. Finally, thank you again for your support. I really appreciate it. Thank you... Maybe you don't know how important you are to me. I - Damn, I said this affectionately
Why did you move the camera away? I'm so angry, readers, although the camera has been moved, I still want to thank you very much, really, thank you... I won't say any more, I will have to act in Qiong Yao's drama if I continue.
Keep eating noodles - Damn, where are my cup noodles?
Purpose: Has the camera moved over? I'll fix my hair first this time... Hello readers, as mentioned above, the purpose of this spoof extra is to give back to those who have been supporting this update so slowly.
You guys at "Double Dragon Detective Agency" are also out of my own gratitude to you all.
Registration email address: Conclusion: Haha! Thank you! Bye!
A random intrusion into the characters: Calamus & Pinellia in a random intrusion into the plot: The original excerpt from Chapter 34 of Part 1, Case 9 "The Second Coming of Noah, Part 1"...
Tang Peng opened the door to a room on the highest floor of the building and walked in slowly. Everything around him was very similar to the scene he dreamed about on the "Ellank", especially when he saw the pair of sunglasses on the ground.
When he died, it felt like a steel knife had been inserted into his heart. He endured the discomfort and continued to search, still holding a glimmer of hope in his chest. However, when Cheng Shuai dragged his broken body and leaned against the wall, he burst into tears.
Get out...
"What time is it now..." Cheng Shuai endured the severe pain and asked as he opened his eyes.
"Eleven fifty-five..." Tang Peng walked over and tried every means to stop the bleeding from Cheng Shuai's wound, but the blood still kept pouring out, and tears fell on the wound drop by drop.
The blood is all wet...
"Don't waste time...go get that bastard's remote control...press the middle button...quickly..."
Tang Peng stopped the blood that couldn't stop flowing from his heart, walked to Yuan Longfei's body and took the remote control. His head was completely empty, and he stayed there not knowing what to do.
"Damn it, don't delay...press it quickly!"
Behind him, Cheng Shuai kept urging him, but Tang Peng's hands kept shaking and he couldn't press it. Finally, he walked out of the room alone. He made up his mind and pressed it, but he absolutely couldn't bear to see Cheng
He was so handsome in front of me... When the watch was about to reach twelve o'clock, he finally pressed the button...
"The rain is falling, the willows are hanging lightly, the old friends are gone, it's hard to go back, the past is tear-jerking, the sun is setting, I'm drunk, I'm awake, I'm never going to return. Idiot... What kind of rubbish poems did you write... Help me take care of Liu Min and Li Han..."
.... And... I want me to forget about her... fruit..."
...
In a small house in the suburbs, Lin Zichen paused in front of the computer and spat out a few words intermittently:
"Tang Peng...Tang Peng killed Cheng Shuai...that remote control. Is Tang Peng the culprit of the recent bombings?"
...
"Calamus & Pinellia ternata" enter...
Tang Peng opened the door to a room on the highest floor of the building and walked in slowly. Everything around him was very similar to the scene he dreamed about on the "Ellank", especially when he saw the pair of sunglasses on the ground.
When he died, it felt like a steel knife had been inserted into his heart. He endured the discomfort and continued to search, still holding a glimmer of hope in his chest. However, when Cheng Shuai dragged his broken body and leaned against the wall, he burst into tears.
Get out...
"What time is it now..." Cheng Shuai endured the severe pain and asked as he opened his eyes.
"Eleven fifty-five..." Tang Peng walked over and tried every means to stop the bleeding from Cheng Shuai's wound, but the blood still kept pouring out, and tears fell on the wound drop by drop.
The blood is all wet...
"that......"
"I know, you want me not to waste time...get the remote control next to you and press the button in the middle, but..."
"No, I want to ask who is that beautiful woman standing behind you idiot, drooling and looking at us?"
"What?" Tang Peng was slightly startled. He turned around subconsciously and was startled. His body instinctively leaned back due to fright, "Who are you?"
Behind Tang Peng, a girl who appeared out of nowhere was staring at Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai intently, with a little drool dripping from the corner of her mouth. The intoxicated look on her face was completely different from the scene at this moment.
Matching... The girl finally realized that Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai had seen her. She quickly drooled excitedly, quickly turned around and straightened her hair and clothes, and then turned back towards Tang Peng.
Hand over paper and pen:
"I'm a loyal fan of yours! God, I'm so excited! Wait, let me take a deep breath first... You can just call me Calamus & Pinellia. Please, please sign for me before Cheng Shuai dies.
Enter your two names."
"..." Tang Peng subconsciously took the paper and pen and stared blankly at the calamus and pinellia.
Cheng Shuai looked up and down the calamus and pinellia with tired eyes, gritted his teeth and took a deep, difficult breath, and then suddenly his mouth full of saliva flowed out:
"Beauty...do you believe in fateful encounters?"
"..." Tang Peng sweated and turned around to look at Cheng Shuai with his eyelids closed.
"Pfft! Hahahaha!" Unexpectedly, the girl named Changpu & Banxia actually held her stomach and laughed after hearing Cheng Shuai's absolutely inappropriate conversation. It took a while to recover, "I can't stand it anymore, typical
"Cheng Shuai's style" really made me laugh to death. I didn't expect that you would almost die and still not forget to tease girls. It's really..."
"...Miss." Perhaps because of the special scene at this moment, Tang Peng interrupted the other party impatiently for the first time, "Although I don't know when and why you came here, but now this place is very
Danger, Cheng Shuai, this idiot...my brother is seriously injured now and needs immediate medical treatment, and..."
"And now the whole city is in danger of being bombed, so now is not the time for me to ask for autographs, is it?"
"...How do you know?" Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai were stunned at the same time, looking at Acorus & Pinellia in surprise.
However, Acorus & Banxia looked disapproving and looked around the room leisurely:
"Not only do I know this, I also know that Cheng Shuai just fought with Yuan Longfei, the bomb maniac in "Shadowless", and that Yuan Longfei called Cheng Shuai 'third brother', and I also know that the master remote control controls the destruction of the entire city.
The device is installed in Cheng Shuai's heart. If Cheng Shuai's heart is not detonated before twelve o'clock, the whole city will be blown up. Phew! In short, I know everything about you, and I even know what happened next.
I also know because I watched the sequel."
"Sequel?" Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai looked at each other, not understanding what she was talking about at all, so they could only stare at her stupidly.
"Don't worry, Cheng Shuai, you won't die. Your perverted old master will rush in and save you the moment Tang Peng turns around and presses the button on the remote control. Although this is explained later in the sequel, I always feel that
It's because the author was greatly hindered by the readers' protests and had to make up this plot to bring you to life, so you can be arrogant. Cheng Shuai, your popularity is quite high among our readers! In addition, due to the current time
I stopped because of my intrusion, so you don’t have to worry about the bomb detonating or anything like that. For now, it’s just a cloud.”
Tang Peng looked at the watch subconsciously, and then realized that it was indeed not moving. He was surprised and raised his head and looked at Calamus & Banxia with confusion and slight horror:
"you......"
"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm not a god, nor am I crazy." Changpu & Banxia looked at Tang Peng with a smile, and suddenly drooled a little more unconsciously, "I didn't expect Tang Peng in the 'Double Dragon' world to be so handsome.
So bad, hehe! Gaffe, gaffe, oops! The time for intrusion is coming soon, so what, please sign your name for me quickly, thank you!"
Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai looked at each other again, then Nu Nu signed his name and handed it back to Acorus & Banxia. Acorus & Banxia took the signature with satisfaction and carefully put it back into the bag.
At this time, Cheng Shuaiqiang stood up and used his remaining right hand to straighten his hair. Then, the tired face instantly turned into a face that was full of energy, showing a confident smile, and looked at Calamus amp with provocative eyes.
; Pinellia ternata:
"Beauty, do you think I won't die this time?"
"...Cheng Shuai, although you have a good-looking face, you are not ordinary vulgar..."
"...Tang Peng, kill me now! I will die!"
"..." Calamus & Banxia was also shocked by Cheng Shuai. She was speechless for a while. When she came to her senses, she suddenly screamed in panic, "Oh! It's time! No!"
Fa, Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai, I have to go, bye! Come on, we will always support you! Also, like you, we despise the author from the bottom of our hearts..."
As the voice of Calamus & Banxia became smaller and smaller, her whole person became more and more blurred, and finally disappeared into the air... Tang Peng and Cheng Shuai were stunned, and they looked at each other. Cheng Shuai suddenly came back to his senses and shouted:
"Damn! What time is it now?"
Tang Peng then remembered and quickly looked at his watch, but his expression became extremely depressed:
"Eleven fifty-nine minutes and fifty-eight seconds..."
Cheng Shuai was stunned, his eyelids lowered, and then in the subsequent bursts of explosions, he seemed to hear Tang Peng, who never said swear words, saying at the same time as him:
"Damn, that promiscuous woman..."
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2. Intrusive characters: Pretending to be strong, intrusive plot: None, entering the world of "Double Dragon" in the name of visiting.
Shuanglong Detective Agency is a wise choice, with high-quality services and one (two) talented detectives who will serve you wholeheartedly through fire and water.
Telephone: 68674748 (Sorry: I don’t have a mobile phone at the moment). As soon as I opened the door of Shuanglong Detective Agency with this iconic door number, I pretended to be strong and was shocked to see Wan Li and Li Han fighting to the death for a commission. Almost at the same time, the two People also see the disguised strength outside the door...
Pretending to be strong: That...
Li Han: (rushed to the front pretending to be strong with great speed, and put on a standard business smile) Please come in, please come in, Miss, what do you have a problem with...
Wan Li: (kicks Li Han away) Miss, ignore him, please come in with me... Please sit down, what can I do for you...
Li Han: (Suddenly pounces on Wan Li and fights with him) Damn, you are playing sneak attack!
Pretending to be strong:...Actually, I was introduced by the author to interview you...
Wan Li and Li Han: (stopped at the same time) What? Say it again?
Pretending to be strong:...I am the author who arranged to come in...
Li Han: (yawning impatiently) Wan Li, I'm going back to the house to sleep, and I'll leave it to you to deal with it.
Wan Li:...No wonder this guy can't be the protagonist...Hello, lady, please don't mind what happened just now. The author has already notified us in advance that readers are coming to visit us. We are here. Excuse me, do you have anything to ask?
Pretending to be strong: That...Brother Li Han, he...
Wan Li: Because he is always used for free by the author, and he can't get rid of his status as a supporting role for thousands of years and an iron-clad "free labor force", so...
Pretending to be strong:...I understand, I understand...But why are you two the only ones in the detective agency? Where are brother Tang Peng and brother Cheng Shuai?
Wan Li: Well... you also know, in fact, the image of the author in our minds... how can it be compared to you? It's like a very hot sesame seed pancake, if you don't hold it, and then... Accidentally, "Pop"! It fell to the ground. At this time, a tank happened to run over it...
Pretending to be strong:......
Wan Li: Moreover, this sesame seed cake that fell on the ground and was run over by a tank often doesn’t keep its word, is arrogant and domineering, and often treats everyone as free labor. It also always finds a lot of reasons to be lazy and not update. In fact, I quietly went to play the game...
Pretending to be strong: Needless to say, I completely understand...
Wan Li: So, when he greeted us arrogantly yesterday and asked us to prepare carefully to receive a reader who was about to visit us and not to embarrass him, we decided privately...
Pretending to be strong: ...Then why didn’t you and brother Li Han hide away and pretend not to be there?
Wan Li: ...in case there are guests coming and we lose the guessing game...
Pretending to be strong: ...what, in that case I will come again next time, not in the name of the author, in that case...do you like it or not?
Wan Li: Don’t worry, if you come in a private capacity, we will welcome you at any time. When the time comes, we will absolutely and sincerely treat you as a friend. If you have anything, feel free to ask.
Pretending to be strong: Oh! Okay! Goodbye!
Wan Li: Goodbye! By the way, please wait!
Pretending to be strong: What’s the matter, brother Wanli?
Wan Li: Teacher Tang Peng and Senior Cheng Shuai asked me to bring you something before they "hid" out. I can't remember the details, but the general idea is to tell you not to give up and face life with a smile, no matter how big the dark clouds are. Always cover the sun, there will be a day when the warm sunshine will shine on your face after the rain has passed...
Chapter completed!