Chapter One? Netizens Meet
"ah……"
Under the lang-mantic light music, the casual screams were melodious, as if the most primitive moans in the middle of the night.
"ah……"
In the dim light, a man and a woman looked at each other's pupils, and the eyes were filled with words that could not be described in words.
"ah……"
It seemed as if everything was still in an instant, all movements stopped, leaving only the one that was stirring... stirring... stirring... coffee spoon.
"Hey, I just accidentally hit you a few times just now, so I won't be shouting here all the time." Li Qingfeng shook the spoon and shouted to the boy opposite with an unhappy look on his face.
The boy opposite first had a dead fish eye, then straightened his back and retorted: "Hey, hey, please, I was beaten by you, okay? I originally wanted to scare you, but who thought that you said you knew how to be good at kung fu was real. Poor my generation of romantic and beautiful boys, who were beaten like this by you."
Li Qingfeng said angrily: "Isn't it just a little bit like... a little bit like... Sakyamuni, I didn't mean it. Before meeting, you said you would wear white clothes, but in the end you were wearing black, making it the same as the underworld."
The boy looked down at his clothes, a black T-shirt, black arm guards on his left arm, black shorts, and a pair of sandals. Although it was a little black, you can think of Li Kui, Zhang Fei, and even Omaba, but no matter how you think about it, you can't think of the underworld.
"ah……"
The boy started moaning before again. What he knew was that there was a small misunderstanding before drinking coffee in the cafe. Those who didn't know thought that a young couple came here to secretly find excitement.
And the beginning of this matter was like this.
Ouyang Lei and Li Qingfeng are friends who met online. Ouyang Lei is the male pig's feet who had moaned four times less than 500 words just now. Li Qingfeng is the netizen who came out with him today to meet.
The two met through a very popular game called "The Eternal Life" recently. After they met in the game for a while, during a chat, the two were surprised to find that everyone was in Qionghua City, so two netizens who were siblings prepared to meet.
The two made an appointment to meet at the entrance of a cafe. Ouyang Lei would wear white clothes, and Li Qingfeng would also wear white clothes.
Although Li Qingfeng knew that this 23-year-old brother who had never seen him in life was usually very unfair, he did not expect that he would forget to wear white clothes today, and he was dressed in black. He also had a whim after seeing him. No, it was a whim and pretended to be a gangster to tease him. Although he was a doctor, he had practiced some self-defense skills before, and as a doctor, he paid great attention to health, so he often exercised. Ouyang Lei's current career is a writer of online novels, an otaku who lives with a computer at home. So, he thought he had really met a gangster and had sex with him...
Then Ouyang Lei, who was beaten to the head of his head like Sakyamuni, had to beg for mercy immediately and reveal his identity.
"You should be beaten if you are told to pretend to be a hooligan!" Li Qingfeng said angrily, but although he said that, he was still very worried.
"I'm just a joke, who would have thought that someone had ulterior motives, was ruthless, and killed his relatives for justice..."
"Stop! I really doubt whether you wrote novels. It's okay if you have ulterior motives, but you're still trying to destroy flowers. Where do you look like flowers?"
While talking, Li Qingfeng looked at the younger brother he knew in the game again. Although he was only 23 years old, he had to admit that he was still very handsome. Although he was not particularly tall, he looked like a human when he stood there. Ouyang Lei's face was also a bit weird. Besides, Ouyang Lei's face was also very beautiful. Although he was a boy, he seemed to be born to be a slutty face. Ouyang Lei's face was still fine. Ouyang Lei's body was born with a tiny face. Ouyang Lei's body felt stranger. Anyway, it was what the beautiful man you imagined should look like. It basically didn't cost five yuan to use Ouyang Lei's face to make it look like.
"Where is like a flower? My head is now full of flowers..."
Although there is a little misunderstanding, this does not affect the chat between the two people at all, but instead makes the relationship between the two people more harmonious.
Every pair of netizens has different experiences. Ouyang Lei and Li Qingfeng’s experiences know each other are like this…
In the game, Li Qingfeng was doing a mission, but the mission she received was to compete with several other players. Among the players competing, someone asked other players to help surround Li Qingfeng. It happened that Ouyang Lei passed by at this time, and the following story happened...
Martial Arts Version: Ouyang Lei drew the sword on his waist, jumped into Li Qingfeng and blocked several minions who came to make trouble, and then shouted, "Broad day, bright world, you teased the folk girl but didn't take me one. No, you teased the good women and dared not be anonymous. See if this young hero won't kill you until you delete the account!"
Knight version: Ouyang Lei lifted the war horse under his crotch and rushed to the vicinity. Then he got off the horse and came to Li Qingfeng, pulled out the sword from his waist, pointed the sword straight at the front of him, and said angrily: "Beautiful lady, don't worry, your way forward will be protected by my life."
Fairy Tale Version: When Ouyang Lei saw that Li Qingfeng was in trouble, he immediately pulled out his sword and pinched it and chanted the spell: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart, let me use thunder to keep you..." Then he saw a ray of thunder falling from the sky and radiantly hit Li Qingfeng like a silver dragon. "Uh, this is actually a mistaken injury."
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OK, the real version is:
At that time, Li Qingfeng was running a mission and only needed to bring the last NPC back to the injured elderly person he encountered in the previous mission. However, this task was not just received by himself. This task was received by five people at the same time, but only one person could complete it. During this period, one person would not have diarrhea, and one wife would not have a difficult labor and heavy bleeding. It should be noted that the two people who had diarrhea and another wife had difficulty dysfunction and heavy bleeding are not a family. Don’t misunderstand, don’t misunderstand. Digestion will not affect the childbirth and heavy bleeding.
Among the three remaining people, one of them had been collecting herbs at the first ring of herbs. I don’t know if it was a game or a head-locking machine. When the other person found that Li Qingfeng’s mission completion progress was faster than him, he immediately found a few of his friends in the game to surround Li Qingfeng.
Just when Li Qingfeng was blocked by a few people and could not pass the task, Ouyang Lei made a debut in time like an advertisement.
Chapter completed!