Although the shopkeeper lost money in the bet, he could not help but admire the Jew's "magical ability" just now. People in the yard also talked about it, and they couldn't help but sigh at the ability of this foreign devil.

Among these people, there was a teacher who looked like a teacher, shaking his head and holding up his book bag: "Speaking of it, this is not surprising. Confucius's disciple Gong Yechang knew the language of birds. During the Southern and Northern Dynasties in China, there was a man named Shen Seng Zhao (also known as Shen Sengzhao, also known as Falang), he could understand the words of animals and could also communicate with animals. When he was the county magistrate, Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling who was guarding Kuaiji at the time, asked Shen Sengzhao to accompany him* **hunting.

Shen Sengzhao walked halfway and suddenly wanted to go back. Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling, was very surprised and asked him why he had to go back halfway. Shen Sengzhao replied that the border was in an emergency and he should go back and deploy troops immediately. This made Xiao Ji Ji was even more confused - as the supreme military commander, he had not received such a military report. How could a small county magistrate know about it?

So he asked Shen Sengzhao where he got the news. Shen Sengzhao explained that he could understand tiger language and just heard the news from the tiger's roar. Sure enough, not long after, someone sent When we came to the emergency military situation, the actual situation turned out to be the same as what Shen Sengzhao said.

Another time, one summer night, Xiao Ji, the king of Wuling, held a banquet in the pond pavilion to entertain guests. The pavilion by the pond was very cool, but the chirping of frogs in the pond came one after another, which was very harsh, and even the conversations between friends , was also seriously affected by the noisy frog calls, and Wuling King Xiao Ji was very distressed about it, but there was nothing he could do about it.

At this time, Shen Sengzhao walked to the pond and loudly scolded the frogs in the pond. Surprisingly, the frogs stopped chirping immediately. The banquet went smoothly in a quiet environment, and the guests were very happy. , after finishing, Shen Sengzhao came to the edge of the pond and said to the frog, "Now you can chirp freely," and the frog immediately started croaking again. The guests couldn't help but be surprised when they saw that Shen Sengzhao had such an ability. Absolutely. These things are not groundless, they are recorded in official histories such as "Liang Dian", "Taiping Yulan" and "Southern History"."

The teacher's words were quite refreshing for people to hear. This Jew seemed to have the abilities of the people in the story - the ability to communicate with animals.

In full view of everyone, the shopkeeper, although he was a little reluctant, gritted his teeth, took out a silver coin from his pocket, and reluctantly prepared to put it into the hands of the Jew.

Suddenly, someone nearby obviously wanted to deliberately embarrass the foreign devil, and shouted loudly: "Shopkeeper, don't give the money to this foreign devil yet. You must let him explain how to do this. If the explanation satisfies everyone, It’s not too late to give him some money, what do you think?”

"Yes, let him explain how he can make the donkey cry and laugh. If he doesn't tell the truth, the money will still not be given to him." Others cheered vigorously.

This Jew really had the composure of being "unmoved even when a mountain collapses". His expression was as calm as a mirror-like lake, without any change. He nodded slightly and said, "Okay." Well, then I’ll tell everyone.”

When everyone heard that the foreign devil was going to reveal his secret, they immediately fell silent. Everyone raised their ears and listened with extreme curiosity and seriousness.

The Jew cleared his throat, raised his voice, and said in his magnetic but still somewhat weird accent:

"Why can I make the donkey laugh? In fact, I do understand 'Donkey Language'. I just said something to it in a language it can understand, and it laughed after hearing it. What did I say?

?After hearing what I said, everyone will definitely laugh like this donkey. So what exactly did I say that had such an effect? ​​What I said is-'The man below me

That thing is bigger than that thing of yours.' When the donkey hears this, he will definitely laugh. He will definitely think: How is it possible? How can the size of a human's thing be compared with that of our donkey? This cock of our male donkey's

, is surprisingly big in the animal kingdom. It thought I was bragging, and the bragging was very funny, so it laughed. Everyone must have thought the same thing."

As soon as the Jews finished speaking, the crowd burst into very enthusiastic laughter. Some people laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight, and some people laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs and squatted on the ground.

At this time, the Jew's expression finally changed slightly - there was an imperceptible, contemptuous, and weird smile hanging on the corner of his mouth.

Of course, some of these people were smarter, and they seemed to have heard what the Jews were saying: "Are these foreign devils playing tricks on us? His words sounded like a roundabout way of calling us...

donkey".

But most people didn't think of this. They just thought that this foreign devil was too funny and what he just said was so funny. After a long while, everyone slowly recovered, and some of them covered their faces and laughed a little.

His stomach ached and he asked, "Then why did you make that donkey cry?"

The Jew gave a very subtle sneer, and then said: "This is even simpler. I led the donkey to the corner, then took out my dick and let it take a look. It saw my real Bigger than it, it collapsed at that time, because the only thing the donkey was proud of was that the thing underneath it was bigger. But suddenly it found a person who was not only 10,000 times smarter than it, but also even that thing was bigger than it. Big, in comparison, it has no advantage, of course it will be very sad, so it will shed tears. However, this donkey is somewhat self-aware, seeing that he is not as good as others in every way, he will be sad and sad, which is worse than some people Strong, if for a person, my thing is bigger and smarter than him, he may not be as smart as a donkey, who knows how to be brave after knowing his shame."

Everyone laughed wildly again, but some of them thought about the foreign devil's words and found them a bit harsh. They were clearly using the topic to criticize Huai.

However, because this incident was both wonderful and naughty enough, it spread quickly, and eventually no one in the country knew about it.

Many people also think that this Jew is actually teasing the Chinese. However, no matter what the Jew's motives are, people feel that everything he does is beyond what ordinary people can do. Of course, this incident also makes people understand one thing

Thing: That Jewish guy may really be bigger than a donkey. If that's the case, how can an average woman endure it?

For this kind of thing, most people would just laugh it off, but for a woman, this matter is of great significance, because this woman is really special.

As for the special law, we have to start with the experience of a famous doctor in the county.

This famous doctor was already over 80 years old at the time, but he still had a childlike appearance and was very agile. Because of his superb medical skills, he accumulated a lot of wealth. Because he was very wealthy in terms of money, at this age, he rarely visited the clinic.

It is in my own big house, watching my children and grandchildren around my knees, and living in a happy life.

One day, Li Yuanwai, who owned a silk and satin shop and a tea house, sent someone to invite him. This Yuanwai Li had just turned fifty, but he was one of the largest wealthy families within a few hundred miles and was very wealthy. Yuanwai Li's mother was still there.

But his health was not good, so Li Yuanwai often asked famous old doctors to treat his mother, so they became very familiar with each other.

As soon as he heard that Mr. Li was invited from outside, the old Chinese medicine doctor did not dare to neglect. He immediately got on the sedan chair that had been prepared outside and went straight to Mr. Li's maternal home.

As soon as they met, the old famous doctor saw Li Yuanwai's face full of sadness, so he asked carefully: "Is the old woman feeling slightly ill again?" Li Yuanwai did not answer directly, but politely asked the old famous doctor to sit down and gave instructions.

The servants brought the best tea to the old famous doctor.

When the famous doctor saw that Mr. Li was worried and had not answered him directly just now, he felt that this time was different from the past. Mr. Li must have something unspeakable to hide. He was very sensible and did not ask further questions. Instead, he took the tea and slowly

After taking a few sips, he was waiting for Mr. Li to take the initiative to say something.

After a long while, Mr. Li sighed heavily and began to talk about the pain deep in his heart.

It turned out that Li Yuan's first wife died early, and later he married a Zhang who was nearly twenty years younger than him. This Zhang was very beautiful, with perfect face and figure.

However, on the first night of the bridal chamber, Li Yuanwai discovered that Zhang's desire was super strong. At first, Li Yuanwai was very happy about this. The two of them would make love together, sometimes several times a night, and they were as beautiful as flowers.

On the bed, she was so charming that she was fascinated. Slowly, Li Yuanwai became a little exhausted. Although he looked at his lovely wife on the bed, she had an exquisite figure, tall breasts, slightly swaying hips, and a slim waist.

Later, Li Yuanwai began to take various aphrodisiacs, supplements, etc., but he still could not fully satisfy Zhang.

Especially after Zhang gave birth to her first child, her desire became more vivid. Not only did her desire become stronger, but her body also changed - Zhang's mouth began to grow a beard.

It's so strange for a woman to have a beard. In order to prevent the scandal in his family from spreading, Yuan Li would always find a doctor from at least a few hundred miles away to come to his home.

.But it seems that after looking over and over, I spent countless money and hired many doctors from outside, but still to no avail. Zhang's desire became stronger and stronger, but the beard still grew.

Once this woman's desires are not satisfied, her temper will become very violent, especially Zhang's. In addition, she has a very fierce personality, so she often turns the family upside down. And Li Yuanwai is now over five years old.
Chapter completed!