Chapter 10: Weird Interview (Part 1)
On the first day of Golden Week, the streets were filled with torrents of steel. Wu Ming was very lucky that he was driving a little mouse. If he were driving a beautiful Porsche, the traffic jam would cause endocrine disorders.
People who can't eat grapes say they have a fishy smell. These days, most people would rather sit in a BMW in a traffic jam and enjoy the air conditioning than pedal their bicycles as hard as they can.
The Zhonghai subway is as fierce as a tiger, and you only know how hard it is to squeeze in a train. It can squeeze a girl into a mother. The traffic situation in big cities is like this. No matter what means of transportation you take, it will not satisfy the small citizens, and it is even more difficult to go out on holidays.
With an extremely backward navigation system: a map of Zhonghai City, Wu Ming drove his motorcycle for more than an hour. When he felt that the chrysanthemums were about to wither, the Anerle Security Company building located on the western outskirts of Zhonghai City came into view.
The 20-story steel-framed building stands in a lush greenery. It is lonely and has a sense of independence. To put it bluntly, it is a terrible sight and destroys the natural ecology.
Anle Security had moved its headquarters from the city center to the outskirts a few months ago. Fortunately, I had phoned for consultation beforehand. If I followed the address in the newspaper and headed to the city center, I would be able to get in and get out.
It’s not easy, Wu Ming sighed.
Soon, Wu Ming drove the little mouse to the company gate. On the stone wall of the gate was carved a row of vigorous Chinese characters: Anerle Special Protection Safety Consulting Co., Ltd., and various honorary plaques were hung.
After accepting the strict inspection of several big men in black at the gate, Wu Ming drove into Anle Company. The building seemed to have just been completed not long ago. You could see colorful flags and congratulatory banners flying at the main entrance. There was almost no sign of it in the large parking lot.
In the parking space, Wu Ming relied on his superb driving skills to squeeze the little mouse into a pile of bicycles.
He turned around and walked a few steps when the bicycle fell down like dominoes...
There were a lot of people who came to apply for the job. They were crowded and shoulder to shoulder. People lined up from the front desk on the first floor of the building to the square. There were more than a dozen rows.
Anle Company is not recruiting many positions this time, with a total of less than 100 people, but there are at least 5,000 applicants. You can imagine how fierce the competition is. The queues are almost the same length, so
Which team you line up in is a bit particular.
With a quick glance, Wu Ming's eyes were instantly caught by a seductive figure from behind. She was in a tight-fitting dress and narrow skirt, with round and perfect hips. A beauty?
Wu Ming rushed out like a thunderbolt, and another tall figure was also not slow and crashed into the car!
The two people who refused to give in to each other bumped into each other, their eyes met, and there was fire in their eyes. They were really passionate!
Don't compete with me! The two of them had the same signal in their eyes.
The man who bumped into Wu Ming was at least 1.9 meters tall, with a short head, thick eyebrows and big eyes, a Chinese character face, a muscular back, and a black vest that could not hide his exaggerated muscles.
"What do you want to do?" The beauty turned around, looked back and smiled, not even a blade of grass was growing!
Want to escape!
Whoosh! Wu Ming and the big man disappeared without a trace...
This woman is the best thing God has carefully crafted. Unfortunately, when she fell from the sky, she landed face first on the ground. Her face was full of ups and downs. If you look at her, her heart lifespan would be cut in half.
"Damn it, this is the first time I've been scared by a woman since I was a kid!"
"How could such a nice ass grow on her body? It's such a waste of resources."
After running a hundred meters together, the two grown men stopped to exchange their thoughts on winning the prize. Since there was no competition, the hostility disappeared and there was a sense of mutual sympathy.
Wu Ming smiled, stretched out his hand generously, and said: "Wu Ming, Wu Sangui's..."
"Brother Sangui!" The big man interrupted Wu Ming, held his hand, grinned, and spoke in a standard Dongshan accent: "My name is Zhuge Dachang."
"Brother Dachang!"
"Uh... you can just call me Zhuge."
"Okay, Brother Pig!"
Zhuge Dachang's face is full of black lines. Every time he sleeps or dreams, he will be awakened by his handsomeness. But whenever he thinks of his name, he can't help but burst into tears!
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Queuing up again, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang started chatting casually, and the topic was women...
Appearance comes from the heart. This is totally wrong. Don’t be afraid of people by their appearance. Zhuge Dachang looks honest and simple on the outside, but he is a pure animal. He has studied the female anatomy very thoroughly.
Wu Ming feels inferior at being able to accurately tell a woman's measurements.
The two found a common language and began to have a heated discussion on the subject of romantic action films. They also deeply analyzed several films of the artistic master stewardess.
Birds of a feather flock together and work together, and the two of them soon became brothers, secretly commenting on the ladies who applied for jobs, and laughing from time to time, scaring all the women within a 20-meter radius of them into danger.
By the way, there are also men who look defensive towards them. This situation is more complicated and difficult to delve into.
After queuing for half an hour, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang arrived at the front desk of the lobby.
"What position are you applying for?" The receptionist smiled professionally and spoke in English.
Zhuge Dachang was stunned for a moment and hurriedly replied in broken Dongshan accent: "Private security consultant."
The lady at the front desk had the urge to burst into tears. Why did her Eastern accent hurt her?
Wu Ming also came to the front desk, brushed his bangs, showed a smile that he thought was handsome, and said in a standard British accent: "I am also here to apply for a bodyguard..."
The front desk lady looked at Wu Ming with a hint of surprise, took two forms and handed them to them respectively. She turned back to a big man in black behind her and said with a smile: "Both of them are applying for private security consultants."
The big man in black nodded, placed two pairs of dumbbells on the front desk, and said solemnly: "Each of you holds forty kilograms of dumbbells..." As he said, he pointed at the entrance of the stairs, and then said: "Go from there to
For the interview on the 18th floor, you only have five minutes."
Hearing this, many applicants turned pale. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang did not react at all. They casually picked up the 40 kilogram dumbbells and strode towards the stairs as if they were lifting weights lightly.
"Two of them come up, the conditions are very good!" The big man in black watched Wu Ming and the others leave, then pressed the headset and smiled.
On the second floor, Wu Ming walked to the elevator with dumbbells and pressed the elevator switch. Zhuge Dachang, who was following him, exclaimed in shock: "What are you doing?"
"Take the elevator!"
"You want to cheat? You don't want this job?" Zhuge Dachang quickly grabbed Wu Ming and said urgently: "If you can't lift it, I'll help you!"
This is a man worth getting to know. Wu Ming curled his lips slightly and said, "He only asked us to come up from here, and he didn't say we were not allowed to take the elevator from here. I didn't cheat."
Zhuge Dachang hesitated for a moment and said: "You are really good at taking advantage of loopholes..." As he said that, he let out a heroic laugh and continued: "Okay! I will also sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman. At worst, I will go back to the dock to resist the package."
Ding! The elevator door opened. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked in with a smile, pressed the button for floor 18, and then filled out the registration form leisurely in the elevator.
We went up to the 18th floor and as soon as we got out of the elevator, a petite girl came up to us and said with a smile: "Are you here to apply for a job? Come with me."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other and followed the girl...
Arriving at a conference room, the girl who led the way knocked on the door, then turned back and smiled at the two of them: "Go in! The first interview is in here."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang pushed the door open and walked in. The conference room was empty. There were more than twenty applicants standing. There was only a fat man sitting on a chair. He should be the examiner. When he saw the two people entering, he nodded.
He smiled and said, "Put down the dumbbells, give me the form, and find a place to stand. I'm going to start the interview."
The fat examiner took a look at the two people's forms, looked at them carefully, then showed a half-smiling expression and asked: "Others are sweating profusely when they come here, but you look relaxed!"
"We took the elevator up." Wu Ming smiled and said truthfully.
Damn! You silly boy, you look pretty smart on the outside, why are you so honest? Zhuge Dachang glanced at Wu Ming, full of complaints.
"Okay! Very good!" The fat examiner stood up, then took out a red pen and drew a few times on the two people's forms...
He was rejected even before the interview. Zhuge Dachang looked sad, and the other applicants couldn't help covering their mouths and snickering. Two more competitors were missing, so his chances would be even greater.
"You two..." The fat examiner paused, handed the form back to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and then said: "There is no need for the preliminary test, I will take you directly to the written test!"
Zhuge Dachang was stunned. Wu Ming touched his nose, took the two forms, and saw the comment above: Excellent.
"Why?"
"Why should they?"
"Did you get in through connections?"
The twenty or so applicants began to talk about it...
The fat examiner shouted: "Quiet..." After the conference room became silent, he continued: "As bodyguards, we don't have any weapons. In order to protect our employer, we must do whatever it takes. If the employer is in danger on the 18th floor,
, you still climbed up the stairs stupidly, that’s just one word stupid!”
"They simply don't have the physical strength to climb up to the 18th floor with heavy loads, so they resort to opportunism."
"That's right! If the employer is in danger, what can they do? Shine the bad guys' shoes?"
All kinds of harsh words came and went, all questioning Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang...
Chapter completed!