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Chapter 12: Weird Interview (Part 2)

Wu Ming and the little old man stood on their own side, staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes. They put up their postures but hesitated to take action, which made the spectators on the side look at each other and anxious.

With his left hand on his waist and his right hand holding the sky, Wu Ming held up his LV bag high. Wu Ming's posture was very familiar, and his expression was a bit solemn, as if he was about to sacrifice his life for righteousness.

"What kind of bullshit starting position are you talking about?" The little old man in the extreme defense position couldn't help but ask.

"Sacrifice yourself to blow up the bunker!"

cold!

"Do you know any other starting moves?"

Wu Ming leaned over, made the shape of a pistol with his hands, and said coolly: "Agent 007..."

The people are all here!

The little old man was so angry that he blew his beard and stared. He took half a step with his left foot, bowed his right leg, and the knife in his hand turned into a crane's beak. He cursed: "You bastard, hurry up, don't waste other people's time."

Wu Ming touched his nose, coughed twice, and said: "Then I'm here." After saying that, he threw the bag towards Zhuge Dachang, his body moved, and his steps were like thunder...

A straight left punch hit the little old man's face. It was as fast as lightning. The focus was on the back move. At this moment, Wu Ming's right knee insidiously hit the little old man's crotch...

At this time, Zhuge Dachang had just caught the bag thrown by Wu Ming, which shows how fast the whole process was!

The little old man's canthus was completely split, and his palms were barely able to block Wu Ming's direct punch, and he used the force to jump backwards in an embarrassing leap, narrowly avoiding the leg that would end his descendants!

Wu Ming did not take advantage of the situation to pursue him. He crossed his arms and looked at the embarrassed little old man with a smile...

Amazing skills!

Quick! It was too fast! I couldn't dodge it at all. I barely blocked a punch, but my arms were all numb. The little old man's hands were trembling slightly and he cursed: "Damn it! Do you want me to cut off my descendants?"

"You dodged it, didn't you?" Wu Ming smiled slightly. In fact, he didn't intend to punch. It was just that the moment he punched, his feet seemed a little unruly, and he subconsciously bent his knees. This seemed to be a deep-rooted feeling.

Habitual actions.

At the moment when Wu Ming was in a trance, the little old man took the opportunity to whip his leg towards his calf. When Wu Ming came back to his senses, he felt a stinging pain in his calf, but his whole body remained motionless.

The little old man took a breath of air, as if he was kicking an iron plate, and because he used too much force, he even ducked his waist and kicked Wu Ming, causing him to fall to the ground instead...

Injure the enemy a hundred, and injure yourself a thousand!

"Chief instructor, are you okay?"

"Teacher, are you okay?"

A group of instructors gathered around him. The little old man pushed away the hand that wanted to help him, stood up with his waist, and rubbed his feet. He looked at Wu Ming, showed a smile, and asked: "You don't have any martial ethics at all, take action."

It's a cruel and sinister fatal blow. I know there is a place that specializes in training monsters like you. Is your instructor's surname Long?"

Zhuge Dachang trembled slightly when he heard this, but Wu Ming shook his head and said with a smile: "No, I don't know who he is..." After saying that, he looked at the black examiner and asked: "Did I pass the test?

"

"Passed, passed..." the little old man waved his hand and said: "I will take you directly to our little girl and ask her to hire you as an exception."

"But, this is against the rules." The black examiner said in blunt Chinese.

"Fuck the rules..." The little old man waved to Wu Ming and said, "Boy, follow me."

Wu Ming walked up to the little old man and said with a smile: "Wait a minute, I have a friend..." As he said that, he looked at Zhuge Dachang and asked: "They want to open the back door for us, are you coming?"

Zhuge Dachang chuckled and said, "Okay!"

The little old man looked at Zhuge Dachang with a scrutinizing gaze and asked hesitantly: "He?"

"Very strong!" Wu Ming said calmly.

Could it be that we were so lucky today that two evildoers suddenly appeared? The little old man suppressed the joy in his heart and said loudly: "Instructor Lin, go and try this big guy!"

"Yes!" A tall woman in judo uniform stood up.

A woman's appearance is always the best weapon. If Instructor Lin goes to the city gate, she can be worth 30,000 elite soldiers. When the generals who defend the city see her, they can't help but yell: Seal the city gate for me.

Who wants to let this woman into the city to scare people and kill her nine tribes?

Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, walked up to Tyrannosaurus, threw Wu Ming's bag back to him, and said coldly: "Start!"

"Hurry up! I want to go to the toilet."

"It's okay to be quick, I'm afraid of hurting her!"

"Arrogant!" Tyrannosaurus shouted, and rushed towards Zhuge Dachang with a few steps, and swept her feet...

Zhuge Dachang did not dodge and took the blow forcefully. He still stood firm without shaking. He grabbed it with his right hand. The Tyrannosaurus took the opportunity to grab his right arm and tried to throw her over her shoulder.

like a statue……

"Take it!" Zhuge Dachang smiled, grabbed the Tyrannosaurus's arm with his left hand, picked it up easily, and threw it into the crowd...

The tyrannosaurus girl, who weighed more than 70 kilograms, flew more than ten meters. Several instructors hurriedly reached out to pick her up, but they were all knocked away together and fell down in large pieces!

There was an uproar! Is this power too terrifying?

"Okay!" The little old man praised, laughed loudly, and said, "Both of you, come with me."

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang received their name lists, and the examiner's comment on them only included two crooked Chinese characters: Monster!

A group of people sent the little old man and the two monsters away with complicated looks...

……………………………………………………

Along the way, the little old man who called himself Leng Zhenyue chatted eloquently. The little girl he was talking about was Leng Bingbing, the president of Anle Security Company. She was his grandniece and one of the top ten outstanding women in the country. She was beautiful and intelligent.

Incarnation, the goddess who is the wet dream of thousands of men.

Never heard of it! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang answered honestly.

Leng Zhenyue led the two of them to the president's office on the top floor, but the secretary told them that the president was not here and she had gone to interview those who were applying for senior management positions.

After a phone call, Leng Zhenyue came to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with an embarrassed expression, and said with a smile: "That little girl is not allowed to hire you out of the ordinary, she has to interview you personally."

"Whatever!" Wu Ming said with a smile, and Zhuge Dachang also nodded.

Leng Zhenyue led the two of them into a small dark room, which should be a screening conference room. There were three examiners, two women and one man. Leng Zhenyue briefly introduced Wu Ming and the three examiners from Anle Company.

The giant, president Leng Bingbing, vice president and general manager Li Tianheng, and HR manager Chu Min.

There was only one wall lamp lit in the room, which was very dim like a public toilet at night. The candidates sitting under the lamp could not even see the examiner's face clearly.

Is this an interview or an interrogation of criminals? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, who were sitting under the lamp, looked at each other and both smiled bitterly.

"What profession did you have before?" The person who asked the question was Chu Min, the manager of the human resources department, and his voice didn't sound too young.

"Jobless!"

"Roustabout!"

"Why do you want to apply for a private security consultant?" It was Chu Min who asked.

“The salary is high!”

"It hurts to be so idle!"

"Be serious! Also, pay attention to your words." Chu Min's words were obviously directed at Wu Ming, who was in pain.

"Talk about your understanding of the profession of private security consultant? Please answer in English!" Chu Min asked again.

"Stand up with guns, knives, and poisons, and step forward when in danger. Your employer comes first!" Wu Ming answered simply and concisely.

"Uh...same as above!" Zhuge Dachang followed suit.

Chu Min nodded and seemed quite satisfied with the answer. General Manager Li Tianheng was obviously not a young man. His shiny bald head made Wu Ming feel friendly, but his question was tricky...

"If your employer and his family fall into the water, which one will you save first?"

"Save the one who can't swim first!" Wu Ming replied casually.

"What would you do if your employer was a woman and she tempted you?"

"Is she beautiful?" Wu Ming asked.

"Not pretty!"

"It's really morally corrupt. I will reject her sternly!"

"What if it's pretty?"

"Ask her what position she likes!"

Leng Zhenyue, who was drinking tea, spurted it out. The three examiners were all stunned. They didn't expect to hear such a brilliant answer. Chu Min was obviously angry and said sternly: "As a bodyguard, you can't have sex with a female employer."

Ambiguous relationship!"

Wu Ming had a vague understanding of the word "ambiguity" and asked weakly: "Is physical relationship okay?"

"Pfft..." Leng Zhenyue's tea cup fell to the ground.

Quiet, you can hear the needle drop!

"Ahem...you're a young man! He's quite angry, which is understandable. The main reason is that he doesn't understand this profession yet." Leng Zhenyue coughed twice to try to smooth things over.

"Can you give me a reason to hire you?" Chu Min suppressed her anger and her voice was cold.

"Oaths and promises are empty words, I'm too lazy to say them!"

"That's a pity. Please find another job!" Chu Min directly sentenced him.

Wu Ming touched his nose and stood up. Zhuge Dachang also stood up and said with a smile: "If you don't do it, I won't do it either."

"Wait a minute..." Leng Zhenyue stood up and said in a low voice to Leng Bingbing, who had never spoken a word: "Bing'er, for the sake of my uncle, why don't you make an exception and hire them? They are really good.

Excellent, uncle, please do me a favor, okay?"

After a long time, an indifferent voice sounded: "Okay!"

"Bingbing..."

"Aunt Min..." A cold voice interrupted Chu Min, "Let them stay first. We are hiring people now, and their assessment results are indeed very good."

"Don't worry! They'll be fine. I'll be responsible for anything that happens..." Leng Zhenyue patted his chest and smiled. As he said that, he quickly ran to Wu Ming and said, "Come on, come on, I'll take you to go through the onboarding procedures."

"Wait a minute..." Chu Min stopped the three people who were turning to leave, and said coldly to Wu Ming: "Next time I see you again, I don't want to see you with long hair!"

"no problem!"
Chapter completed!
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