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Chapter 18: Fighting dance? Fighting martial arts!(1/2)

As night fell, the number of guests in the wine gradually increased, and the soothing jazz was replaced by explosive slow rock. The resident singer screamed unknown songs at the top of his lungs. Men and women with blurred eyes shook their heads and twisted their waists, venting their emotions in the feasting and feasting.

happiness or sadness in the heart.

There were more than a dozen empty Wangzai milk cans on the table. The two beauties drank a lot of milk, and their words were a little milky. Zhuge Dachang felt sad alone. He knew that Wu Ming would definitely win, but he forgot about the milk.

You can't be drunk. If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance.

I guessed the beginning, but not the ending.

"No more playing, no more playing, let's play cards and drink!" After all the punches were defeated, Yan Ruyu waved the dinner paper to express her surrender.

"Good at playing cards, good at playing cards!" Zhuge Dachang's face glowed red.

"Let's fight the landlord, Xiaoyan and I will go together." Feng Wushuang suggested.

"Uh...I can't!"

No? If you know it, why don’t we play with it! Several pairs of malicious eyes are looking at Wu Ming. We can’t miss this opportunity. They will kill you while you are sick!

In order to take care of the vulnerable groups, the loser does not need to drink, but must accept cruel punishment. Feng Wushuang announced the rules and briefly explained how to play.

Seventeen cards were dealt out at once, with lots of bombs. A few old fritters showed evil smiles, and carefully picked up the cards with their pink and white faces.

Four twos, four aces, four k... Zhuge Dachang received Feng Wushuang's signal, took a glass of wine, and said: "I won't call you the landlord, so I'll have a drink myself."

Two kings plus two bombs, the world of peasants... The two beauties smiled sweetly: "We don't want it either, we will punish ourselves with a drink."

"Can I abstain?" Wu Ming raised his hand and asked.

"Of course you can. You can drink alcohol as a penalty or shout out the heroic words just prescribed." Yan Ruyu smiled like a little fox.

"Then my name is Landlord!" Wu Ming sighed, turned over his hole cards, then picked them up and started playing cards...

Zhuge Dachang threatened: "If I play my cards, I'll blow you up!"

Feng Wushuang threatened: "Blow you up!"

Yan Ruyu pouted and urged: "Asshole! Hurry up and play your cards."

Wu Ming only played a card once and had no chance to play a second time. However, it was him who won with a jaw-dropping hand: four threes with four pairs, a jackpot...

Finish the work and call it a day.

"Damn! This is the first time I've seen such a big plane. Is this an international flight?" Zhuge Dachang revealed his true colors and spoke with a Dongshan accent.

"This is cheating! Damn it, who dealt this card?" Feng Wushuang yelled.

"I was wrong..." Yan Ruyu stuck out her tongue.

What bad luck! Accepting the bet, Zhuge Dachang drank two drinks, and the two beauties each had one drink. The cards were shuffled again and again, and Feng Wushuang dealt the cards personally...

Abstaining from drinking, abstaining from drinking, Wu Ming continued to be a landlord, and all kinds of planes and bombs blew their butts to pieces!

"Are you fucking a guy who masturbates? Why are there so many planes?" Feng Wushuang, with a red face, bared her teeth and claws.

"These cards were all dealt to you, please don't slander honest landlords."

Vodka was mixed with brandy. Five bottles were empty. Zhuge Dachang felt a surge in his stomach. Feng Wushuang had a surprisingly good drinking capacity and could be called a heroine among the drinkers. If things went on like this, he would definitely be the one lying here first. The planned drunkenness was the only one who lost his virginity.

It could be wishful thinking.

Men are shameless, you can choose beauties, risk your life...

"I won't drink anymore, I accept the punishment..." After saying that, Zhuge Dachang stood up and shouted: "I am a **!!!"

The lingering sound lingered, and the noisy voices paused, followed by various laughter and whistles...

The two beauties covered their mouths and snickered. Wu Ming coughed twice and said, "You don't have to shout so loudly, we already knew it."

"I know your sister!" Zhuge Dachang became angry, and then said shamelessly: "Let's continue playing!"

"The cards are so beautiful, so sharp!" Feng Wushuang took a good hand of cards, couldn't help but uttered a Hong Kong dialect, turned over the land directly, looked at Zhuge Dachang and hummed: "You big man is so stupid

, I won’t cooperate with you anymore.”

"I'm one to ten..."

"I have a pair of balls..."

"I have a pair of sharp points..." Feng Wushuang stood out with her chest raised.

Zhuge Dachang looked at the cards in his hand, and then looked at the beauty's towering breasts, exclaiming: "Big!"

"Promising..." Wu Ming looked down upon Feng Wushuang's chest and shouted, "Big!"

"You two pigs!" Yan Ruyu scolded.

The hero is saddened by beauty, and losing is inevitable. After complaining to each other, the two grown men stood up together and shouted in unison: "We are ***!!!"

"You are so shameless!" The two beauties giggled.

At this moment, a yellow-haired boy passed by and was shocked when he saw Yan Ruyu and Feng Wushuang. He whistled and said lightly: "Sisters, would you like to sit at my table?"

"I don't like AA batteries!" Feng Wushuang directly attacked the vital point.

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, a trace of embarrassment appeared on his face, and he hummed: "Do you dare to dance with me? If you lose, take off your clothes."

"Let's compete! I'm afraid of you!"

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Huang Mao jumped up to the center of the stage and said a few words to the band. In the familiar dance music, he performed a mechanical dance. Then he moonwalked to the side of the stage, raised his middle finger at Wu Ming and others, and shouted arrogantly.

: "Come up if you can!"

"Go up, go up..." The crowd around him cheered.

"What is the monkey doing?" Wu Ming asked coldly.

"Torrent!" Zhuge Dachang snorted coldly.

"He is provoking us. If we dare not dance with him, we have to take off our clothes!" Yan Ruyu glared at Feng Wushuang and continued: "Which one of us will go up to dance with him?"

"Fighting? I don't know whether to live or die!" Zhuge Dachang immediately stood up.

"Let's deal with him together!" Wu Ming also stood up.

The two walked onto the stage amidst the applause and cheers of the crowd...

Amidst a burst of fast-paced music, Huang Mao jumped up and down and performed a set of difficult moves. When the music stopped, the audience clapped and applauded, and he proudly showed his middle finger...

The fast-paced music sounded again. Zhuge Dachang walked up to Huang Mao with great skill, grabbed his hair and threw him to the ground. Wu Ming walked up and kicked him!!!

The music stopped suddenly, and all eyes were on the ground!

"You want to poach us, but you dare to fight with us. Don't you know that we are martial arts practitioners?" Wu Ming cursed and kicked, but every kick was just right...

"Fuck! How dare you touch our brothers."

"Go on, explode their anus..."

Amidst the shouts and curses, a dozen young men and women in strange clothes rushed onto the stage, each carrying wine bottles, ice buckets, etc., and saw that a group fight was about to break out...

"Stop!" With a loud shout, a middle-aged man came with more than a dozen security guards. After separating the two parties, he said in a deep voice: "This is Mr. Feng's place. If you want to fight, please

Let’s go out drinking!”

The dozen or so new humans seemed to know how powerful Mr. Feng was. They didn't move at all. Their bruised noses and swollen yellow hairs yelled at Wu Ming and the others: "You two grandsons, do you dare to go out with us?"

Yan Ruyu jumped out excitedly, waved her fists, and shouted bluffingly: "Get out as soon as you get out, I will kick you to death on my own."

Feng Wushuang pushed up her glasses gracefully and sneered: "Just for a fight, when have I ever been afraid?"

These are two women who are afraid that the world is not chaotic enough. Wu Ming showed a wry smile, pulled the extremely active Yan Ruyu back, and sighed: "If we fight, we men can do it."

"Stop talking nonsense and get out!" Zhuge Dachang said coolly.

The group of people walked out of the wine, Wu Ming and others were still chatting and laughing, while Huang Mao's group showed their fierce looks and looked like they were ready to fight.

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When he came out of the wine door, Zhuge Dachang suddenly took action and detained a green-haired young man...

When Huang Mao's gang saw this, they rushed over grabbing the wine bottles...

"Wait!" Zhuge Dachang shouted, and his powerful momentum shocked a group of young people. Then he looked at Wu Ming and said with a smile: "I'll take action on the front, you take action on the back!"

"Okay!" Wu Ming's mouth curled up slightly.

"What are you playing?" Yan Ruyu asked curiously.

"Ever watch football? We're deciding who kicks off!"

"Then I'll throw it..." After saying that, Zhuge Dachang shouted and threw the green hair in his hand into the air, which was ten meters high...

Is this the legendary power of the Nine Bulls? It’s so terrifying that he can smash a person’s nose with two tubes of blood using a sanitary napkin? The yellow-haired gang was so frightened that their livers and gallbladders were split apart.

It only took a moment before the person was thrown into the air until he fell. Wu Ming moved. He used his shoulder to knock Zhuge Dachang back a few steps. He stretched out his hand to support Lu Mao and pivoted to relieve the force, pressing the unharmed Lu Mao to the ground.



"Sorry, it's the front! I leave it to you!" Wu Ming clapped his hands and said with a smile.

Whether it was speed or strength, this man was better than him. Zhuge Dachang rubbed his sore shoulders, smiled slightly, and said: "You are a monster!"
To be continued...
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