Wearing a suit and leather shoes, meticulously combed hair, arrogant eyes, and well-mannered and polite words and deeds, little Ryuichi Motomoto looks fair and is considered to be taller among short men. Like most Oriental men, even if he looks down on you, he will not

Prevent him from fawning over you.

This is a very enthusiastic young man who talks a lot and is very knowledgeable. His mouth is like a machine gun. He sits in the car and shoots endlessly. His English is standard and fluent, which compares to Chen Fusheng's English.

Seeing the clumsiness, I soon became overwhelmed.

A football commentator is a talkative profession, and boring gourds cannot do this job. Xiao Benlong always habitually points his fingers when speaking, and his voice is very ups and downs. It can be said that it is cadenced and very professional. This is his first time here.

Zhong Hai was shocked at everything he saw and asked endless questions, just like an ignorant country bumpkin.

Chen Fusheng collapsed under the continuous fire. He was smiling, but he was cursing in his heart: Ask your sister!

here we go again!

Xiao Benlong pointed at a tall building outside the car window and said excitedly: "Wow! That building is so beautiful? Is it a landmark building nearby?"

Seeing that Chen Fusheng was getting a little annoyed, Wu Ming turned around, showed a serious expression, and whispered in English: "That is our secret military base in China."

Xiao Benlongyi asked in surprise: "Really?"

"Of course, you have to be careful what you say here. If you accidentally say the wrong thing, you will..." Wu Ming said, making a gesture of cutting his neck.

As soon as Xiao Benlong believed it, he immediately became silent. He was so scared that he had to tighten his buttocks when farting, for fear that he would be killed if he let out the sound. Without a loudspeaker, the car immediately became quiet. Chen Fusheng took a deep breath and pointed at Wu Ming.

Show a look of gratitude.

The good times didn't last long. After a while, Xiao Benlong started to make moves again. Chen Fusheng quickly went to sleep. If he couldn't afford to offend him, why couldn't he hide?

Xiao Benlong hesitated to speak. After pondering for a while, he finally couldn't help but ask again: "Do your Chinese bodyguards have guns?"

Is this guy the Tang Monk from Journey to the West? Wu Ming replied helplessly: "The men have guns, and the women only have gun holsters."

Xiao Benlong was puzzled: "Why?"

Wu Ming didn't say anything, but glanced at his groin. Xiao Benlong reacted very quickly, showing a tacit smile and said: "Mr. Wu Ming is really humorous. By the way, you Chinese people

Are bodyguards paid well?"

"generally!"

"Aren't your kung fu great?"

"good!"

"Are there many female bodyguards in your industry?"

"Quite a few!"

With a warm smile on his face, Wu Ming patiently answered the incoming questions, but secretly swore in his heart that if this hairy Tang Monk dared to ask your mother's name, he would strangle him to death!

Two hours later, several people arrived at the five-star resort hotel located on the seaside of Zhonghai City. Chen Fusheng's female assistant had already booked a room in advance. There was no presidential suite here, but the price of booking a sea-view villa was lower than

The presidential suite is even better.

After dinner at the sea view villa, Chen Fusheng ran away on the pretext of being busy with official duties. He just left a message asking Wu Ming and the others to protect Xiao Ben Long Yi closely and not let anything happen to him.

Apart from being a bit noisy, Ben Longyi is a nice person, with high knowledge and good taste. It can be seen that he is a well-educated young man. The most rare thing is that he does not have that domineering air.

"The scenery here is so beautiful!" Xiao Benlongyi admired as he looked at the sea view outside the window.

"I think the scenery on the beach side will be better!" Wu Ming showed a meaningful smile.

"Why?"

“Because there’s probably a pretty girl in a bikini there!”

The eyes of the three men lit up. Without saying a word, they quickly put on the swimming trunks and slippers prepared by the hotel and rushed to the beach...

Sure enough, Wu Mingyan noticed that there were indeed many beauties in bikinis on the hotel's private beach, but most of them were couples, mostly young and old. In this materialistic world, the more fat-minded a man is, the prettier the women around him are. Three

It's not surprising that people are looking for lonely beauties on the beach.

Women are a very strange species. They are usually wrapped up in three layers and three layers outside. It would be very dangerous for a man to peek at the bottom of her skirt. She only dares to see people in her underwear. But once

When we go to the beach, each one of us has less cloth than the other. What does this mean?

Wu Ming still doesn't understand, what is the difference between a bikini and underwear? Since you dare to wear so little at the beach, why do you still wear so much at home? Wu Ming decided to educate Yan Ruyu well after going back and let her change her body from

Liberated from clothes.

What disappoints the three beauty-seeking men is that there are no lonely beauties near the beach. There are only some lonely ones whose looks make men angry. They don't have the courage to get close. What if they are molested? Should they run away? Or should they run away?

What about escaping?

Blowing the sea breeze and stepping on the fine sand made people feel relaxed and happy. On a whim, Zhuge Dachang jumped on a big stone on the beach and recited an impromptu poem: "Ocean! My mother..."

A big lang came, drowned...

Zhuge Dachang's mouth twitched twice, spit out a small conch from his mouth, and cursed: "Stepmother!"

Wu Ming laughed so hard that his stomach twitched. Little Ben Longyi didn't know where the joke was, but when he saw Zhuge Dachang with a piece of kelp hanging on his head, looking a little embarrassed, he couldn't help covering his mouth and snickering...

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At five o'clock in the afternoon, after swallowing the last fried crayfish, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang escorted Xiao Benlongyi to Zhonghai's famous football stadium. Only two TV stations, Zhonghai and Fufu, broadcast the game between city clubs.

In friendly football matches, other media come to join in the fun.

Xiao Benlongyi had already changed into the away uniform of the Water Fish Team and sat in the seat specially reserved for the on-site commentator. The cameraman and other staff who arrived two days before him were debugging the equipment because it was not an important event.

, there are no gimmicks like pre-game interviews.

At 6:15, the audience started to enter the venue one after another. Xiao Ben Ryuichi was trying out the microphone and tinkering with the commentary laptop. After everything was ready, he put a bandage on his head and looked at the green onion standing behind him.

Wu Ming said cheerfully: "Mr. Wu Ming, how about we make a bet?"

Wu Ming pushed up his sunglasses and said coolly: "What are you betting on?"

"Of course it's a bet on which team will win! The loser will have a show tonight!"

"I'll buy the Aquafish to win..."

Zhuge Dachang, who was drinking water, spurted the water out when he heard this and poked Wu Ming's spine to criticize: "You bastard, shameful traitor..."

"Ahem...I haven't finished speaking yet. Why are you in a hurry?" Wu Ming touched his nose and continued in English: "I'll buy the Water Fish to win, no."

"That's good! I'll win if I buy the Water Fish Team!" Xiao Benlong looked confident and continued: "Even if it's a draw, I'll lose."

"very good!"

At 6:50, the football stadium, which can accommodate 30,000 people, was almost full. Wu Ming was surprised by such a high attendance rate. There were also fans who came specially from the Kingdom of Sun. There was a sun stadium near the commentary box.

There were thousands of fans in the fan group, wearing uniforms with national flags on their faces and a big drum. They looked very professional.

At this moment, players from both sides started to enter the court with their ball boys, and the whole stadium burst into warm applause...

Ryuichi Komoto is already reporting live: "Good evening, viewers. I am Ryuichi Komoto, the football commentator from Fu TV. I will be commenting on this friendly football match between Shuiyu and Wanhua Club. Please take care of it.

It’s about to start. Players from both sides have already entered the venue. Let’s first introduce the starting lineup of the Water Fish Team..."

After tossing a coin, the first team to kick off was the China Overseas Wanhua team. A whistle blew and the game officially started...

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More than ten minutes have passed, and the two teams are still in a stalemate. They are attacking and defending each other, and there is nothing exciting to watch. The cheers and drums of the Japanese fans are overwhelming, and the commentator, Ryuichi Komoto, is also shouting at the top of his lungs.

, as if the game has entered a life and death battle.

This kid really has the potential to be a hawker. If he carries a loudspeaker to the overpass to buy underwear, he can also become rich? Wu Ming shook his head and smiled, turned his head towards the big screen of the stadium, and happened to see a Chinese player going to Japan.

A square player tackled!

"Okay..." Wu Ming stood up, raised his arms excitedly and shouted: "That's a good kick!"

Brother, your heart is in the Han Dynasty, but you are in Cao Ying!

When Wu Ming roared, the surrounding area immediately fell into deathly silence. People could not understand what he was shouting, but just by looking at his expression, they knew it was gloating about his misfortune. They stared at Wu Ming with angry eyes...

Zhuge Dachang quietly tugged at the corner of Wu Ming's clothes and said in a low voice: "Sangui! We are just sweating for the time being, so keep a low profile."

Wu Ming laughed twice and sat down shrunken.

Thirty minutes later, the forward of the Water Fish Team received a wonderful pass from his teammate in the small penalty area, and then volleyed vigorously. The brave Wanhua Team goalkeeper used the famous stunt "Butter Hand", and after touching the ball, he let go and the ball hit the net.

The score is valid.

"Damn!" Zhuge Dachang stood up and reprimanded loudly: "Has this bastard touched too many women, his hands are so slippery?"

The Japanese fans' shouts of joy pierced the sky. Wu Ming showed a dull expression. A few places next to him, a female fan from the Kingdom of Japan actually took off her clothes crazily to celebrate. Her breasts, wearing only underwear, were really turbulent.

Ping, wave after wave...

The one taking off her clothes is an aunt!

Wu Ming looked sad, "You are not a beauty. If you take off your sister, wouldn't you be causing needle holes in others?"

After someone scored a goal, the Chinese fans seemed very calm, which could be said to be insensitive. There were even old ladies knitting sweaters.

The game has entered a fever pitch. The Wanhua team fought hard with perseverance and ran all over the field, as if they had been beaten to death. Each and every one of them showed their fierce looks, like wolves and tigers.

In the 80th minute, the striker of the Wanhua team used his special skill of "Death-Chasing Kick" and successfully kicked a Japanese defender to the ground. He then received a red card and was sent off. However, the Japanese defender

The defender was carried off the field on a stretcher by the medical staff and seemed to be seriously injured.

Zhuge Dachang clenched his fists and shouted loudly: "Okay! This is a damn good kick!"

Wu Ming glanced at him sideways, and retaliated with his words: "Brother Zhu, we are a traitor for the time being. There are many international friends around us who are looking at you!"

Zhuge Dachang secretly took a look around and found many eager eyes, so he quickly sat down.

Xiao Benlong, who was sitting in the commentary box, took a moment to look back at Wu Ming and secretly made a victory gesture...

In the 85th minute, the Wanhua team, which had one less player, replaced it with a tall and powerful forward. It seemed that it was about to sink the ship and prepare to give it a try.

The football field is always unpredictable, and no one knows the outcome until the last moment. Wanhua forward, who had just been on the field for less than a minute, immediately shot. He shot a long shot from outside the penalty area, and the ball accurately hit a water player.

The fish defender's buttocks made the ball change direction strangely and hit the net.

Own goals!

"What a butt!" Wu Ming shouted and stood up.

"This butt has a bright future!" Zhuge Dachang praised.

In the stadium, the striker who scored the goal was extremely happy. He ran all the way and patted his butt to celebrate the goal. There was endless applause outside the stadium...

Soon, the final whistle sounded, and the two sides shook hands one-on-one. The fans of both sides were quite satisfied with the result. As long as they didn't lose, everyone was happy.

It wasn't until almost all the audience left that Xiao Ben Longyi finished his work. Then he walked up to Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang with a smile and said cheerfully: "I lost! All the money spent waiting to play will be mine."
Chapter completed!