Chapter 34: The Big Fun
We have walked all the way from yesterday, pursuing the footsteps of tomorrow, and ushered in today.
When I arrived at the company early in the morning, there were almost no cars in the parking lot. Zhuge Dachang was in high spirits, but Wu Ming was just the opposite. He looked like an eggplant that had been beaten with frost eighteen times, and his face looked very unhealthy.
I got a promotion and a salary increase, and successfully completed the task. Treating guests is a must. It is normal to be stabbed by Yan Ruyu. I only choose the expensive ones, not the right ones. There is no free meal at Caesars Palace.
After Wu Ming ate top-quality truffles and foie gras, the medicine he had not taken last time he was hospitalized for diarrhea came in handy again. Others were fine after taking it, but he suffered from diarrhea.
As soon as he got off the car, Wu Ming felt that his stomach was churning continuously. It had reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore. He couldn't walk to the bathroom of the building. He clamped his legs and ran to the green belt near the parking lot and hid in a few clusters of trees.
Behind Holly…
"I won't wait for you any longer!" Zhuge Dachang subconsciously pinched his nose and ran away.
After making an outstanding contribution to the company's greening, Wu Ming sneaked out of the green belt, feeling much better in his stomach and lighter on his feet.
Entering the building, he happened to see an elevator door slowly closing. Wu Ming's nearly full-level Krypton Gold Dog Eyes instantly spotted the beauties inside. One of them was the smiling Miss Amiko, and the other one didn't know who it was.
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"Dad Duo Ma..." Wu Ming waved his hands and screamed loudly.
The elevator door that was about to close opened again...
Wu Ming hurriedly ran over. Today, Amiko was wearing a suit, with a low-cut open collar lining, revealing a deep groove, which was very sultry. How could she touch the balloon without being caught?
What about a slap in the face of a beautiful woman?
When Wu Ming ran to the elevator door, he stepped on an unexpected banana peel, and the sole of his foot slipped. Then he screamed in panic, and finally lost his center of gravity and stumbled forward. It all seemed so natural.
Perfect opening, flawless performance!
It's a pity that plans can never keep up with changes. Amiko is a practicing practitioner. When she saw Wu Ming throwing himself at her, she dodged very quickly...
Fuck your sister! You are so fucking heartless!
There were two people in the elevator, and behind Amiko stood another beautiful woman, the cold and expressionless CEO. Wu Ming pounced too hard and had no room to turn around. Falling was inevitable. In panic, he grabbed the cold and cold CEO.
Knee skirt…
This is an instinctive reaction, called Drowning Survival Response Syndrome. Wu Ming did not intentionally take off other people’s skirts, but the fact is that he had already done so.
Whoa! Wu Ming's skirt was pulled directly to her ankles, exposing her underwear.
Wu Ming lay on the ground, subconsciously raised his head and took a look, and discovered one of the most beautiful scenery in the world. Two pink and white thighs were pressed together without any gap. The black suspender stockings were hot and sexy, and that
The flawless white exquisite panties are so beautiful!
"Ah..." A scream woke up the stunned Wu Ming.
This scream was not made by Leng Bingbing, but by Amiko. Wu Ming hurriedly helped Leng Bingbing lift up her skirt and apologized hastily: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."
Wu Ming finally understood what it meant to remain calm even when Mount Tai collapsed. Leng Bingbing was the best example of being calm and calm in times of crisis. She slapped Wu Ming's hand away, straightened her dress, and then said nothing.
Don't say anything, it's like nothing happened.
Was it not her skirt that I took off? Is this all an illusion?
Looking at the stunned expression on Amiko's face, Wu Ming knew that all this had indeed happened. However, if a normal woman had her skirt suddenly taken off by others, even if it was an accident, she would scream and roar, right?
Why didn't this woman react at all?
The only explanation: thinking is different from ordinary people.
The elevator fell into an eerie silence, as if a violent storm was brewing. It was so oppressive that people could not breathe. Wu Ming shrank into the corner next to the elevator door. Dogs that don't bark usually prefer to bite people. He was a little scared...
On the sixteenth floor, as soon as the elevator door opened, Wu Ming hurriedly escaped, secretly glanced back at the expressionless Leng Bing, and then showed a wry smile. This time he had great fun!
Having said that, I wonder how the female capitalist will deal with me? What if she wants to tie us into a small dark room and ravage us to her heart's content? Will we bear it silently? Or will we rise up to resist?
Let the storm come harder!
On the 20th floor, Leng Bingbing hurriedly walked into his office. After entering, he immediately pressed his back against the door for fear that others would break in. Then his fair and pretty face turned red, showing an expression of gnashing teeth, and his plump breasts began to
Rapid rise...
Of course she would be ashamed and angry when her skirt was taken off by a man for no reason and she saw her panties. Her face was completely lost, but she was too rational. She knew that screaming and cursing would not help, so she suppressed her shame and anger and tried her best to pretend.
The expressionless look is just to prevent someone from taking advantage of the situation.
The only good thing is that there were only three people in the elevator at that time, and the company's elevators were not equipped with surveillance cameras, so it was not embarrassing to everyone.
Leng Bingbing is well-educated. If it were in the past, she would never curse people behind their backs, but now she does, and "bastard" is heard in the office.
If it were ancient times, my innocence had been destroyed. What should I do now? How would I face him in the future? Leng Bingbing's heart turned into a mess, and she couldn't bear to dig a hole... and then... bury Wu Ming.
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Wu Ming hugged the sandbag and looked up at the snow-white ceiling, in a state of dismay...
Zhuge Dachang walked up to him, waved his hand as a soul-calling flag, and asked: "What are you thinking about? Why is the spirit not guarding its home?"
"If the most beautiful color in your memory is light blue, then mine is pure white."
Zhuge Dachang frowned, thought about what he had said before, his eyes lit up, squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder, and asked in a low voice: "Did you really go to the women's bathroom to install a camera?"
"Pretending to be your sister!" Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I just saw the inner beauty of Leng Bingbing by chance."
Zhuge Dachang, who knew Wu Ming very well, scolded directly: "Damn! You are indeed the king of beasts..." As he said that, he showed a sly smile and continued: "Tell me, how did you see it?
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Wu Ming confessed honestly: "I took off her skirt, and then I saw it."
"You are committing a crime..." Zhuge Dachang quickly jumped away from Wu Ming and said clearly: "I think it is necessary to sever ties with you."
Wu Ming's face was full of black lines: "I didn't commit a crime, I just accidentally fell while walking and accidentally hooked her skirt..."
Zhuge Dachang curled his lips and interrupted: "Do you have eagle claws? You can take off other people's skirts casually?"
"Oh! Don't worry about how you hooked her up. What do you think we should do now? Should I be responsible for her?" Wu Ming rubbed his chin and thought, then nodded and asked, "What do you think if I marry her?"
"You have a beautiful idea!" Zhuge Dachang asked scornfully: "What about Yan Ruyu? I think she likes you quite a lot."
"How can I see it?"
"What does she scream every time you kick her in the butt?"
"First say ouch, then call me a bastard!"
Zhuge Dachang snorted and said: "If she didn't like you, she would just call you indecent and then chop you with a kitchen knife instead of hitting you with a ball of cotton."
"It seems to make sense. Being handsome is really a worry..." Wu Ming looked helpless and sighed: "The worst I can do is marry her too."
"Also? You want to have two wives?"
"Why not?"
"You are bigamy..." Zhuge rebuked loudly, and then taught him earnestly: "Our country's laws clearly stipulate that a man can only marry one wife, so you are illegal."
Wu Ming said seriously: "Everything is good about our great motherland, but the marriage law is not sound enough."
"Fuck your sister!"
While the two were talking, someone knocked on the door, and a middle-aged woman wearing glasses walked in and said, "Manager Chu is looking for you."
Wu Ming asked doubtfully: "Looking for us? What's the matter?"
"You will know when you go there."
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Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang entered the office of the personnel manager.
Human Resources Manager Chu Min, General Manager Li Tianheng, and Bodyguard Manager Robert all gathered together. Judging from the posture, it looked a bit like a three-chamber trial!
Is it true that taking a look at the CEO's underwear violates the rules of heaven? Wu Ming asked with a worried look on his face: "What do you want from us?"
Li Tianheng smiled and said: "Sit down first!"
After the two sat down, Chu Min asked coldly, "Why didn't you report back to the company immediately after completing the case yesterday?"
It turns out that this is what happened! Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief and said directly: "We are here to protect Mr. Xiaoben around the clock. We were a little tired after completing the task, so we went back to rest."
Li Tianheng sang with a white face, "Thank you for your hard work, but after completing the task, if the company is not off work, remember to rush back first, the business department has to close the case, and then we can negotiate new cases."
"Yes, we will pay attention to it in the future."
Chu Min continued to play bad guy, "Yesterday early morning, you drove the head office car and ran four red lights in the city. I want to hear an explanation."
Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said: "At that time, Mr. Xiao Ben wanted to go to the toilet, but he had mysophobia and refused to go to the public toilet. Treating customers as God is the purpose of our company, so we rushed back through the red light.
Hotel..." After thinking for a while, he added: "It was very late at that time, and there were very few cars and pedestrians on the street. We can guarantee that there will be no accidents."
Chu Min nodded with satisfaction, his serious face softened, and he smiled and said: "Forget it this time, be more careful in the future. If there are no accidents, it is best not to violate traffic rules."
"knew!"
"You have completed your mission very well this time. Director Chen is full of praise for you. He said that Mr. Xiao Ben is very satisfied with you and will still invite you if he comes to China again..." Li Tianheng smiled and looked at Robert
, then continued: "There are three new cases now, and they all name you. Let Manager Robert tell you about them!"
Just after finishing a case, a new case will appear immediately. It seems that the schedule of bodyguards is no less than that of celebrities. Sure enough, they are open all year round. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other, quite helpless.
Robert is a tall black man from the United States. However, his Chinese is still good. Then he introduced several cases...
One employer is a coal mine owner in Xishan and wants bodyguards to accompany him on an inspection trip to Africa, which will last about 10 days. The other employer is a male celebrity who will go to Tianshan to film a drama, which will last about 15 days.
The last case was in Zhonghai. The employer was the owner of a small real estate company. The case only took seven days, and the company paid double the hourly wage.
Due to time constraints, only one of the three cases can be selected.
One went to Africa and the other to Tianshan. The hours and wages were low. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang didn't think much about it and directly chose the China Shipping case.
Just as Robert was telling the details of the case, Li Tianheng's secretary knocked on the door and came in. He reported in a straight and clear manner that the police were looking for Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang...
No? Could it be that they called the police to arrest me? Wu Ming looked panicked, and Zhuge Dachang also changed his face. Could it be that he was reported to the lady? Should he be arrested, fined and educated? Although they have different ideas, the same thing is that the two thieves have a guilty conscience.
The man was already trying to escape through the door.
It was late, and two middle-aged men in police uniforms knocked on the door and walked into the office.
"What an injustice!" Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang said in unison. At the same time, they rushed to the policeman who was the first to enter the door, hugged him into his lap and cried: "Brother policeman, we are good citizens!"
The middle-aged policeman who was hugging his thigh showed a dumbfounded expression and said, "What are you doing? We are just here to find out about the bank robbery and make a record. We are not here to arrest you."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang looked at each other, immediately stopped crying and let go of his lap, stood up and walked back to the sofa, as if nothing had happened.
People in a room are looking at each other, what stage is this being played in?
"I am Zeng Hong from the Municipal Criminal Police Team..." the middle-aged policeman introduced himself, then looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and said with a smile: "Hello, two heroes!"
"Hello..." There was a hint of flattery in Wu Ming's smile.
"It turns out to be Captain Zeng. I've heard his name for a long time. Welcome!" Li Tianheng smiled and spoke in an official tone.
It was just a routine record. Most of the police's questions were blocked by the tactful Li Tianheng. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang only explained the situation in two or three sentences and everything was fine.
Chapter completed!