Chapter 43: Birthday Banquet (Part 1)
As the early morning sunshine dispersed the clouds and fog, Leng Zhenyue handed the villager who took them in a thousand yuan. After some rejection, the villager accepted it. After a night's rest, the three of them prepared to go up the mountain to hunt tigers again.
Leng Zhenyue was still sincere and wanted to continue hiking up the mountain. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang ignored him. He was not convinced by someone who would get lost even while strolling in his 'own backyard'. In the end, the three of them hired a young man from the village to drive a motorcycle.
The car took them up the mountain.
This is a green three-wheeled motorcycle with an antique side. It is exactly the same as the Imperial Army squad leader on TV. It would be perfect if a small flag is inserted. In game terms, it is easy to attract hatred!
The autumn wind blows and white clouds fly, the grass and trees turn yellow and the wild geese return south.
The water in the mountains is gurgling, and the towering ancient trees are full of life. The dazzling sunlight gradually penetrates the dense canopy and casts a mottled look. The three-wheeled motorcycle carrying the three masters and apprentices bumps on the rugged mountain road covered with greenery. Wu Ming feels
His beloved eggs are almost ready to hatch...
Two hours later, the Shennongshan Forest Management Bureau arrived.
This is a very small unit, with only about 20 leaders and forest guards. Looking in from outside the courtyard wall, you can only see a row of brick office bungalows and a three-story dormitory building.
In addition, there is a basketball court. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs.
It is said that the grandson of Leng Zhenyue's master works here, but his family does not live here. The three of them once again felt the charm of hiking and climbing. After walking for more than ten minutes, after passing through the dense woods, the trees were dark and the flowers were bright.
What appears in front of you is an antique blue brick house.
According to Leng Zhenyue, these houses are quite old. Decades ago, the Mo family came to camp here to escape the war.
The three of them walked into the courtyard of a house. People were busy coming in and out, and there were also children playing. Many people greeted Leng Zhenyue familiarly. In the courtyard, there was a mahogany square table offering sacrifices to the sky.
There are pig heads and incense tables, as well as two huge birthday peaches. Both sides of the main entrance of the hall are covered with couplets celebrating birthdays.
When an old man with thinning hair saw Leng Zhenyue, he immediately came up to him with a smile and pretended to blame him: "Brother Leng, you come one day early every year. This year you come the latest. I will punish you with a few drinks for being late."
"Uh... I encountered a little accident..." Leng Zhenyue was vague, coughed twice, and said with a smile: "It deserves the punishment, it deserves the punishment, where is the master?"
"Father has been waiting for you for a long time..." The old man with thin hair looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, showing a strange smile, and said: "This...is your new disciple again?"
"Uh... yes..." Leng Zhenyue looked embarrassed, then looked at Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, and said with a smile: "Let me introduce to you, this is my mentor's son Mo Xiyan, you call him Yan
Just uncle."
After some pleasantries, several people followed Mo Xiyan into the hall. The outside looked relatively rundown, but inside the room was a different scene. The tables, chairs, and furniture were all made of fine solid wood, and the calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls were extraordinary.
Quality, low-key yet luxurious.
The structure of the whole house is a bit like a courtyard, extending in all directions, and it is also a bit similar to the wooden attic of ethnic minorities. If Wu Ming were to describe this old house, he would use five words: It really looks like a bandit's den!
Several people came to the main room facing south and met Leng Zhenyue's master, today's birthday boy Moxi Gu. The ninety-year-old old man still looked strong, although he was leaning on a stick, his body was a little rickety, and his hall was a little black.
, and occasionally I still cough a few times...
But the old man is a martial arts practitioner after all, and his body is still very healthy. Who dares to doubt that the old man dares to show him a big rock smashing in his chest?
In addition to Moxi Gu, there were also seven or eight old men in the room. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang saw a familiar face, Feng Qiwu, the president of the Zhonghai City Martial Arts Association. They didn't know the others. However, every old man looked like he was not fuel-efficient.
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Later, Zhuge Dachang opened a backpack and took out the congratulatory gifts brought by Leng Zhenyue, including a rare wild Korean ginseng, two bottles of Shiquan Dabu tribute wine, a box of Longjing tribute tea, and a piece of warm jade to live a hundred years.
talisman.
Offering congratulatory gifts, Leng Zhenyue pulled Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang to kneel down and worship Moxi Gu. The two unruly men secretly expressed that as a man, other than his parents, he would only kneel down to his wife. Leng Zhenyue quietly
He promised to give each person a bonus of 50,000 yuan.
Fifty thousand? Okay! It doesn’t hurt to kneel down to the Master of Heaven and Earth. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang knelt down and bowed with great respect, and their calls of master and master were extremely affectionate...
Be good! Moxi Gu rewarded each of them with a birthday peach.
Do you want to send away a three-year-old child? Of course, it is a gift from the elders and cannot be ignored. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang smiled and accepted the birthday peach given by the old man.
Leng Zhenyue chatted with Moxi Gu, while the other old men in the room were surrounding a chess board. Wu Ming watched for a while and nodded secretly. The two people playing chess were very skilled, not Leng Zhenyue and
Feng Qiwu's stinky chess basket is comparable.
By the way, Zhuge Dachang also likes to play chess. He even bought a pair to play chess with Wu Ming at home. Playing chess is always fun when you have some winnings. The two of them played the game of pulling out leg hairs, and they would only pull out one hair each time they lost.
And with.
After three hundred rounds of battle, Zhuge Dachang burned the chess pieces he bought and vowed not to play chess again...
Fortunately, I woke up early, otherwise I would have lost all my leg hair!
In the room, a group of old men were playing chess, drinking tea and chatting, making fun of each other. The two young men did not have much in common with them and quickly found excuses to leave.
Moxi Gu Wenyan asked them not to go too far. The birthday banquet would start at noon. The two of them agreed and walked out of the room...
As soon as the two young men left, Moxi Gu looked at Leng Zhenyue, showed a meaningful smile, and said: "Zhenyue, where did you find these two children? It's not easy!"
"You still have a bright eye, how are these two children?" Leng Zhenyue showed a trace of complacency.
Moxi Gu nodded and said with a smile: "I'm looking forward to tomorrow!"
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When Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were going out, they met Mo Xiyan. Hearing that they wanted to go out for a walk, Mo Xiyan smiled and lent them two homemade shotguns. This is a very simple shotgun, also called a sand gun.
You need to load black powder and iron sand into the barrel of the gun, as well as a primer to make a bang-bang sound.
This homemade gun has no accuracy at all. Aiming at someone's head can knock their balls off.
Of course, the advantage of a shotgun is that it can cut people into pieces with one shot.
The forest is getting bigger, and there are all kinds of birds. There are still many birds and animals in the mountains. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are sneaking around in the trees with guns in hand...
"Bang, bang..." Two gunshots rang out, and a flat-haired beast that looked like a native chicken was successfully shot by the two!
"Yo Xi!" Wu Ming gave a thumbs up.
"Daddy, that's a shame!" Zhuge Dachang echoed loudly. After speaking, he immediately curled his lips and cursed: "I couldn't help but say something to you because you said your sister's Japanese."
Wu Ming laughed twice, stepped forward and picked up the prey. After a closer look, this unrecognizable bird seemed to be a domestic chicken? Even if it flew onto a branch, it was still a chicken and had not become a pheasant.
, let alone become a fighting chicken among pheasants.
"Brother Pig...this seems to be a chicken raised by someone else. I remember it was called an African native chicken."
Zhuge Dachang snatched the chicken from Wu Ming's hand and threw it into the bushes aside. He sighed: "We have been here for so long and we haven't hunted anything. What do you think?"
Wu Ming glanced at the bushes and said calmly: "Yes! It seems that it is not a good time to hunt today."
While walking, the two of them came to a stream, washed their faces, and then heard the sound of someone playing in the water downstream. Could it be that someone was taking a bath?
Who is so bold in broad daylight? Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang's eyes flashed with the familiar gaze of men. They sneaked down the river, and a clear stream came into view. Sure enough, someone was taking a bath, it was a long-haired man.
The woman wearing a shawl, her waist and buttocks were soaked in the water, and only her fair back could be seen!
It’s really morally bankrupt and shameless!
Be sure to see who it is, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang sneaked around in a circle, but finally saw the back, because she turned around, the two persisted and circled back to the original place, and finally saw the person in the water.
Er’s true face in Mount Lu.
What a flat chest!
Then the two of them looked at her face, she was him, this was a man, and it was an extremely familiar face, Tianming, the youngest child of the Feng family.
Two men who were extremely angry jumped out, startling Feng Tianming who was taking a shower. He looked at Wu Ming and was stunned at first, and then said in a loud voice: "So it's you, following Uncle Leng? You too
Come and take a dip?”
"Damage your sister!" Wu Ming fired first: "Why do you, a grown man, go to the stream to take a bath? Aren't you deliberately causing trouble?"
"That's right! Aren't you misleading the masses?"
After shouting a few words, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, full of resentment, turned around and left angrily. Feng Tianming was scolded and confused. What kind of royal law did he break by taking a dip by the stream?
Back upstream, two men decided to urinate in the water!
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At noon, the birthday banquet started. The hall was full of guests and distinguished guests. There were nearly thirty banquet tables. Wu Ming's table was full of juniors, and there was only one person at the table he knew, Feng Tianming.
Moxi Gu is quite prestigious in the martial arts world, and he is like a dean. Most of the guests who come from afar to celebrate his birthday are people from the martial arts world.
After all, they were young people. After introducing themselves, they immediately became familiar with each other after drinking a few glasses of wine. Everyone drank, but only Wu Ming drank Wahaha juice, which made everyone very dissatisfied.
I will drink the guessing game! Moreover, I will challenge your table alone!
Wu Ming's words aroused public anger, but of course it was not real anger. Men can lose wine, but they cannot lose momentum. Feng Tianming was the first to jump out...
Zhuge Dachang smiled and thought: Let's see how you die!
Wu Ming could not guess what others were doing, but he could see it, and his speed of taking action was impeccable, even faster than others.
He lost miserably and didn't dare to shout. The young people at the table were soon drunk and staggering. Did this kid use an invincible cheat? Guess he could win any punch, but he couldn't find a single flaw.
It's so damn evil, but there are still many people who don't believe in evil. More and more young people gather at Wu Ming's table. In order to pursue efficiency, Wu Ming stipulates that one guess will be a large cup of white. If you don't agree, come.
One by one, two by two, just like cutting wheat, Wu Ming killed a group of young people without leaving any armor behind, and became frightened by the sound.
For a while, no one dared to come to Wu Ming to play guessing games. Zhuge Dachang smiled and said: "Sangui! Keep a low profile. Being low-key is the way to go."
Wu Ming said with a smile: "My name is Chu Ba Wang Wujiang fishing, whoever wants to take the bait!"
Zhuge Dachang didn't read too many books. He always felt that Wu Ming's words seemed not right, but he didn't know what was wrong. He shook his head, showed a strange smile, and whispered: "Do you dare to follow with your eyes closed?
I guess?"
Wu Ming's expression immediately changed when he heard this. He was not in the state of identifying positions by listening to the wind. If he guessed with his eyes closed, he would definitely lose.
Chapter completed!