After going to work in the morning, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang walked into the elevator side by side. They smiled and greeted their familiar colleagues in the elevator, and the elevator door closed with a ding.

Zhuge Dachang squeezed Wu Ming's shoulder and teased: "Sangui, when you were eating breakfast just now, I felt that you were a little sluggish. Are you really drained this time?"

"I'm still full of yarn," Wu Ming said with a dark face.

"Full? You are indeed already..." Zhuge Dachang had finished his words before he finished speaking.

Looking at Zhuge Dachang's suspicious look, Wu Ming became angry and said: "I'm very good, no need to doubt it, it's not my problem, it's Yan Xiaozhu's problem."

"What could be wrong with her?"

"A natural disaster and a man-made disaster caused her to collapse from blood!"

It turned out that he was dissatisfied with the request? No wonder he was so depressed! Zhuge Dachang showed a gloating expression. After a while, he humbly asked for advice: "By the way, Sangui, how did you catch Xiaoyan?"

Wu Ming replied very perfunctorily: "I said I wanted to stay with her, she nodded, and it was done."

"So simple?"

"How complicated do you think picking up a girl is?"

"Then what do you think I can do to catch Wushuang?" Zhuge Dachang's fox tail immediately appeared.

"I don't think you have much hope!" Wu Ming curled his lips.

Zhuge Dachang was unconvinced when he heard this, and said in an evil voice: "Damn! I'm taller, stronger, and more handsome than you, so why should I not have much hope?"

"Wow! If you use your current way of talking, you will definitely succeed!"

"In what way?"

"Shameless enough!" Wu Ming scolded with a smile, shook his head, and said seriously: "You only need to remember the following few sentences to succeed. As long as you dare to be shameless, you can choose the beauties in the world. As long as the man is shameless enough, the woman is willing to

I will die for you."

The men who were listening attentively all around took out their mobile phones to record. This is the man who picked up the goddess. His mantra for picking up girls is the 'magic tool'. As long as the magic tool is in hand, why worry about not succeeding in picking up girls?

This seems to be the truth? When she wakes up in the morning, she kicks Yan Ruyu’s butt, grabs the cold chicken drumsticks and splashes dirty water on her, and rapes Yamizi in public. Each of these actions is so shameless that it makes people feel ashamed. However, now these women are all

He has an ambiguous relationship with Wu Ming.

Shameless slander is indeed the way to go!

Zhuge Dachang looked at Wu Ming with admiring eyes and asked humbly: "What kind of shameless method is this? Please teach me."

Wu Ming earnestly taught: "Just having tactics to pick up girls is not enough. You need to practice more. I will find an opportunity for you to practice later."

Arriving at the 20th floor, Wu Ming turned a corner and saw the cold-hearted assistant secretary He Lianhua squeezing her acne with a small mirror. This sister's appearance was indeed unsatisfactory.

It is worth mentioning that Leng Bingbing also has a confidential secretary who has an independent office. She is an old woman with thick eyebrows and a Chinese character face. Under the contrast of the two secretaries, Leng Bingbing can be said to be extremely beautiful.

Wu Ming looked at He Lianhua, snickered secretly, and immediately took Zhuge Dachang to discuss the matter. The two of them murmured for a long time.

After hearing Wu Ming's bad idea, Zhuge Dachang also glanced at He Lianhua and said in horror: "No? It's just for practice. Is it necessary for me to make such a big sacrifice?"

“How can a revolution succeed without bloodshed and sacrifice?”

"Okay! I'll go!" Zhuge Dachang gritted his teeth, strode to He Lianhua's desk, slapped the table with both hands, and shouted: "Lianhua! I want to pick you up!"

He Lianhua looked stunned when he heard this. After being stunned for a moment, he held his face in his hands and said shyly: "Don't be so rude, you're scaring people!"

You scared me so much! Zhuge Dachang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said with difficulty: "Ask me again, do you accept my pick-up with you?"

"You should let people think about it!"

Out of a woman's reserve, this euphemistic expression of consideration was actually considered as an agreement. Zhuge Dachang's eyes shone brightly. This trick of "spurting blood with one sword" was really effective. This practice really benefited him a lot.

"I was kidding you just now!" Zhuge Dachang said casually. After saying that, he patted his butt and walked into the president's office. He Lianhua's face instantly turned dark. Wu Ming touched his nose and followed him to the office.

Looks like someone is going to be in trouble!

Leng Bingbing drinks a cup of coffee every morning before starting work. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang also shamelessly asked for a cup. Soon, He Lianhua made three cups of coffee and brought them in. Before leaving, she gave Zhuge Dachang a hard look.

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Wu Mingqian took a sip and praised: "It's not instant. Is this coffee freshly brewed? It tastes really good!"

Leng Bingbing nodded, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and said: "Lianhua comes to work early every day, and the coffee she makes is better than Starbucks.

Drinking coffee has a petty bourgeois sentiment, but Zhuge Dachang doesn't enjoy it at all. He drank half the cup in one gulp, smacked his lips, and said solemnly: "I really don't understand, what's so good about this coffee? It tastes the same as

What’s the difference between soy sauce and soy sauce? It’s salty as hell!”

"Why is it salty?" Wu Ming twitched the corner of his mouth twice, picked up the cup of coffee in front of Zhuge Dachang and sniffed it, then laughed and said: "Haha...Brother Zhu, your cup is indeed soy sauce!"

"No?" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "Damn woman, how dare you put soy sauce in my coffee!"

Wu Ming stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said with a smile: "You are wrong, she just mixed the soy sauce with coffee."

Zhuge Dachang rolled up his sleeves and said harshly: "I want that woman to know how the chrysanthemum turns red!"

"What soy sauce? What are you talking about?"

"Brother Zhu wants to explode... Uh-huh..." Zhuge Dachang quickly covered Wu Ming's mouth, laughed dryly and said: "Nothing, nothing."

Leng Bingbing showed a hint of suspicion, but did not ask further questions. He said calmly: "If you don't want to guard the door, be quiet from now on. I have to work."

In fact, guarding the gate is quite good. You can watch TV and earn extra money. The two men thought to themselves that yesterday they had a landlord fight with the security guard at the gate, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang won more than 100 yuan.

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It seems that Leng Bingbing can only see three colors on her body, black, white and gray. She wears the same OL suit every day. Apart from black-rimmed glasses and a watch, she doesn't wear any accessories. If it weren't for workplace politeness, she might not even put on makeup.

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This is a resolute woman who likes to be efficient in everything, her style of conduct tends to be masculine, and she is extremely enterprising. This kind of woman is very scary to be a wife.

If you want to have sex with her, you may have to make an appointment in advance. Moreover, when doing things, she may keep urging him to hurry up. In bed, she may ask the man to work more efficiently. This makes the man embarrassed.

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I never tire of looking at beautiful women. There are basically two types of men who dare not look at beautiful women. One type is courageous and the other type is heartless. Zhuge Dachang is considered average and only dares to look at her secretly. Wu Ming is not only blatantly

I watched it and secretly gave Leng Bingbing a score...

Nine points for appearance and figure, plus 0.5 points for smile, ten points for not wearing clothes, and zero points for not being touched without clothes!

Facing Wu Ming's direct gaze, Leng Bingbing wanted to turn a blind eye, but she found it difficult. As long as Wu Ming was around, she could not calm down and work. Moreover, a violent emotion would arise, which made her want to

He grabbed something and hit Wu Ming on the head, yelling: Look at your sister!

Just when Leng Bingbing was thinking about deporting Wu Ming, the door opened with a bang, and a handsome man holding a large bouquet of roses broke in. He showed a bright smile and shouted: "Bingbing baby!"

Later, He Lianhua, who followed in panic, explained with a sad face: "Mr. Leng, I'm sorry, I can't stop him."

Leng Bingbing sighed and said: "Get out!"

"Bingbing, do you miss me? We have been separated for almost a year, and I came to see you as soon as I got off the plane..." The handsome man showed an enthusiastic expression, opened his arms, and continued: "Are you very touched?

?Aren’t you going to give me a hug?”

Leng Bingbing was indifferent and exposed his lie unceremoniously, "As far as I know, you have been back for a few days!"

"Haha... I have something to be busy with..." The handsome man laughed dryly, held the flowers and came to the cold desk, and said affectionately: "Baby, do you blame me for not coming to see you?"

Leng Bingbing suddenly sneezed and waved: "Put the flowers away quickly. Have you forgotten that I am allergic to roses?"

"Why did you forget this..." The handsome man looked embarrassed and muttered in a low voice. He walked to the sofa where Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were sitting and threw the bouquet away. Then he handed over his business card and greeted elegantly: "Hello! I am

Lian Danteng, are you Bingbing’s bodyguards?”

The two nodded. Wu Ming looked at Leng Bingbing and teased: "Mr. Leng, do you think we should go out first?"

Seeing Wu Ming being so successful, Lian Danteng secretly gave a thumbs up, covered his forehead coldly, and sighed: "Then take him out with us by the way!"

"No..." Lian Danteng shouted, with a hurt expression on his face, and said: "Do you not love me anymore?"

"I don't remember loving you!"

"You...you, you heartless little thing, are you doing it for that man?" Lian Danteng showed an expression that was about to cry, and then pitifully asked: "Are you really pregnant?"

Before Leng Bingbing could reply, Lian Danteng walked up to her in a few steps and said lovingly: "I know you still love me, even if you have someone else's child in your belly, I am still willing to marry you, really!

I will treat the child in your belly as if it were my own..."

Leng Bingbing rolled her eyes and interrupted: "Have you had enough fun?"

"Ahem..." Lian Danteng coughed twice, then replied in a serious manner, and said angrily: "Where is that bastard named Wu Ming? If he dares to snatch my woman, Lian Danteng, if I catch him,

I make him look good!"

Wu Ming touched his nose and pretended to be very interested, "What's your opinion?"

Lian Danteng gave a speech happily: "I will put him in a pig cage, urinate on him, then urinate on him and poop on him, take off his clothes and parade him through the streets, make people spit on him, and find 18 big men to blow his anus..."

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Zhuge Dachang looked at Lian Danteng with a look of sympathy, while Leng Bingbing showed a look of laughter. Wu Ming clapped his hands and said with a smile: "It seems it's not cruel enough!"

"I also feel that the adulterer was given an advantage." Lian Dan snorted angrily.

If Wu Ming is an adulterer, what is the name of the woman who is related to him? Leng Bingbing cursed angrily: "Lian Danteng, you bastard!"

Lian Danteng didn't notice the slip of the tongue at all and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wu Ming calmly said: "Nothing, just continue the topic!"

"Brother... do you also think that Wu Ming is hateful?" Lian Danteng hooked Wu Ming's shoulders familiarly, and said: "I heard that that bastard is an S-class bodyguard, and he is quite powerful. Let's join forces.

What do you think? Take him to the toilet and give him a good beating to relieve his hatred!"

"That's a good idea!"

"Brother, I haven't asked for my name yet!"

"Wu Ming!"

"What a coincidence! Your name is also Wu Ming, haha..." Lian Danteng made a haha, let go of Wu Ming's shoulder without leaving a trace, and continued lightly: "Bingbing, I'm going back first, another day

Come see you again."

Just as Lian Danteng was about to apply oil on his soles, Wu Ming grabbed his clothes with a smile, put his hands on his shoulders, and said with a hearty smile: "We really hit it off right away, let's go to the toilet and have a good chat!"

Lian Danteng said tremblingly: "Brother, I was wrong!"

Wu Ming said with a smile: "It's just a chat, why are you nervous?"

"Bingbing, save me..." Lian Danteng howled like a ghost, but Wu Ming dragged him out of the office. Leng Bingbing shook his head, looked at Zhuge Dachang, and sighed: "It doesn't matter if we fight, don't let them get hurt!"

Zhuge Dachang nodded and walked out of the office.

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