The cold wind was blowing and the fine snow was flying. A solitary woman stood under the street lamp. Who was she waiting for? Her helpless figure touched me and made me want to help her. I don't care what others say or think.

, I just want to use my body to warm her heart.

I am a layman who can only use money to please and soothe her cold heart. Yes, I like her. Even if we can only be husband and wife for one night, I will still be happy. However, I found that I was wrong.

The one-night marriage that was bought with money was contrary to legal principles. The cold handcuffs woke me up. At this moment, I finally realized it.

I shouldn't exchange money for her affection. This is blaspheming the most beautiful love in the world. I regret it. If I am given another chance, I will use my sincerity to impress her instead of using money.

I reflect on my behavior and please forgive me for being a little lamb who lost my way for love!

…………Zhuge Dachang.

This is a touching written review, written by Zhuge Dachang. If some lines are added, it can be turned into a touching love stage play.

Therefore, those who wield swords and guns will never be as good as those who dance with ink. A literati can turn decay into magic with just a few words. Zhuge Dachang used sacred love to cover up his despicable behavior, and bleached himself in a few words. The dirty and obscene scoundrel

A person instantly becomes a poet crazy about love.

Zhuge Dachang's self-reflection was written in Chinese. A group of policemen read the French version plagiarized by Wu Ming. After reading it, they were all happy. They had obviously done bad things, but they could write such a beautiful and moving self-reflection. Orientals are really

What a sense of humor.

Although the French people are warm and open, soliciting prostitutes is also illegal here, but the punishment is not too severe. You can be sent to a detention room to write a self-reflection, and then you can leave after paying a fine.

The Silihuala area has not been very peaceful recently. Street girls are often deceived and robbed of money, so there are police detectives pretending to be prostitutes and waiting for them. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang bumped into each other by mistake, and they hit the gun.

It can be said that when people are unlucky, the shit they step on is bigger than others.

After writing the self-examination and paying the fine, the two senior drifters were finally released without charge.

Walking out of the police office building, Zhuge Dachang felt quite smug, "It must be because my review was so good that they let us go so quickly."

"The writing is indeed good!" Wu Ming smiled and gave a thumbs up, praising: "This must be used as a model essay, and I will write like this next time."

Zhuge Dachang looked sarcastic: "Don't do it again? This is not a glorious thing."

Wu Ming coughed twice and sighed: "It's really not safe to buy food from street stalls. It seems that I can only go to regular places for consumption in the future."

The two passed by the parking lot of the police station. Zhuge Dachang sneaked up to a police car. Wu Ming shouted in horror: "What are you going to do?"

"Hmph! You dare to ask me to write a review and not teach them a lesson. It's hard to explain why I feel so depressed..." After Zhuge Dachang unzipped his zipper, he called to Wu Ming, "Come here quickly and let's help them wash their car."

"I thought you wanted to steal the police car..." Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief, walked up to Zhuge Dashi, and said with a smile: "We will fight side by side."

The two men leaned against the car door and vented their dissatisfaction in an alternative way. For a long time, they shivered with pleasure, so cool!

Soon, their proud smiles froze on their faces. The door of the police car suddenly opened. A fat old policeman yawned and got out of the car. He said with a smile: "Young man, you are very brave."

No? Can you not be so unlucky! Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang wailed in their hearts.

The fat policeman took out handcuffs and handcuffed the two die-hards who dared to cause trouble together, and said sternly: "I'm going to sue you for using... ahem... to attack the police with a water gun. You are going to find a lawyer!"

"what did he say?"

"He wants to sue us for assaulting the police!"

Over time, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang became acquainted with the night police officers at the police station, and the two current prisoners were brought back to the detention room again and became caged birds.

Zhuge Dachang looked resentful: "What I said is right? If you don't eat tofu with green onions when you go out, you will come in again soon."

Wu Baiming rolled his eyes and snorted: "You still have the nerve to say that? If you insist on helping others wash their cars, even if you can't help it, will you die if you pee in your crotch?"

Zhuge Dachang said sarcastically: "What should we do now? The crime of assaulting a police officer is serious enough."

"We didn't urinate on his lap, so we attacked a police officer..." Wu Ming laughed and said, "At most, they can find an excuse to lock us up for two or three days without giving us food."

"Don't give me food?" Zhuge Dachang said angrily: "Do they still have the law in their eyes?"

"Here, they are the king of law!"

"Uh...that's right!"

After a long night of tossing, it was almost dawn. After a long sigh, the two men behind bars lay down on a broken mat in the room and fell asleep soon after.

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It was close to noon when Leng Bingbing woke up. He looked around and still didn't see Wu Ming. He couldn't help but worry. Didn't he just go back as soon as he said he was going? Why didn't he come back all night? Could something happen?

But I don’t know his phone number, what should I do? Leng Bingbing suddenly thought of something, quickly picked up the mobile phone on the bedside, found the text message sent by Wu Ming in the text box, and immediately dialed the number...

The person on the other end of the phone spoke French. Leng Bingbing was confused and replied directly in English: "Who are you? Can Wu Ming answer the phone?"

"Dudu..." The call was hung up. Leng Bingbing held her mobile phone and leaned against the bedside. After a while, her mobile phone rang. Looking at the familiar number, she hurriedly pressed the call button and asked, "Where are you?"

"Uh... I'm at Sirivala Police Station..."

Leng Bingbing interrupted directly: "Why didn't you come back all night? What did Zhuge Dachang do? Why was he arrested by the police?"

"He didn't do anything bad. The police just suspected that he had entered the country illegally, so they detained him."

Leng Bingbing nodded and asked: "Is the matter resolved?"

Wu Ming laughed twice and said: "The problem of illegal immigration has been solved, but some other problems have arisen. Dachang is still unable to get out."

"What's the problem?" Leng Bingbing asked doubtfully, then thought for a while and then added: "Then you come back first, and I will think of a solution."

After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, Wu Ming said with a smile: "The problem now is that I was also arrested."

"What?" Leng Bingbing's voice rose a few pitches and said urgently: "What's going on? Please explain it clearly to me."

"This... I can't explain this at the moment..." Wu Ming said hesitantly: "In short, it's hard to explain, please quickly find a way to get us out!"

"What the heck are you..." Before Leng Bingbing could finish her words, Wu Ming had already hung up. She frowned and tried to dial Lian Danteng's number, but still couldn't get through. It seemed they were still there.

on the mountain, and then dialed another number...

After going around for a few times, Leng Bingbing contacted the person in charge of the Grasse area of ​​Hualian Enterprise's French branch. The other party promised her that the problem would be solved soon. After hanging up the phone, Leng Bingbing was still a little worried. Then she pulled out the infusion needle and got off the phone.

The bed was changed into clothes.

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When I came to the Silihuala Police Station and learned about the evil deeds committed by Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, Leng Bingbing was so angry that he almost turned around and left. Can't these two bastards just be more content?

The person in charge of Hualian Enterprise's Grasse area was a Frenchman. After negotiating with the police, he finally rescued Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang.

In a black stretched Lincoln, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang lowered their heads, not daring to look directly at Leng Bing, who was sitting across from him. Especially Wu Ming, he felt on pins and needles, and felt inexplicably weak, like a husband who had been caught by his wife.

Same.

Leng Bingbing, who had not said a word when he came out of the police station, looked at Wu Ming eagerly and said coldly, "The face of the company has been shamed by you. Whose idea was it to summon...ahem...?"

"Him!" The two men not only said in unison, but also pointed at each other.

Wu Ming said harshly: "Brother Zhu, you are so inhumane. You have done bad things and you want me to take the blame for you."

"Both each other..." Zhuge Dachang said surreptitiously. He looked at Leng Bingbing and said with a smile: "Mr. Leng, you know that I don't speak French, so it's difficult to spend money to find girls.

"

It’s over! Wu Ming’s brain exploded. Even if he jumped into the lava, he wouldn’t be able to wash it away.

After secretly glaring at Zhuge Dachang, Wu Ming looked at the serious Leng Bing, showed a brisk smile, and changed the subject: "By the way, is your illness better?"

Leng Bingbing snorted and said nothing. When she heard that Wu Ming was spending money to find a girl, she felt like she was going to explode, as if something was blocked in her heart.

The atmosphere fell into an inexplicable awkwardness, and no one spoke.

At this moment, Zhuge Dachang shouted: "Stop the car quickly, stop the car quickly!"

Wu Ming was stunned for a moment and asked, "What's wrong?"

The car stopped on the side of the road. Zhuge Dachang opened the car door, looked at Wu Ming and said, "I just saw a Chinese restaurant."

Wu Ming thought of something and said anxiously: "Then what are we waiting for?"

Seeing the two men hurriedly getting out of the car, Lengbing shouted loudly: "Where are you going?"

"We're going to eat tofu mixed with spring onions!"
Chapter completed!