Chapter 69: Basketball Game (Part 2)
In the ten-minute game, the senior team violated the rules 26 times, mainly on walking with the ball and delays in serving and holding the ball. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang both committed three fouls, both offensively and defensively. Li Tianheng and Chu
Min was just here to make a difference. The most serious thing was that Vice President Chu barely touched the ball from beginning to end. Her only role on the court was to make up the number of players.
At the end of the first quarter, the instructor team scored 32 points, far ahead. The executive team only scored nine points, relying on Zhuge Dachang's three three-pointers. However, the way he shot the basketball was different from ordinary people.
, the posture was like throwing a grenade. No matter where it was, as long as it caught the ball, it was thrown towards the basket. One ball was thrown in the midfield.
The senior team couldn't come up with an effective offensive method. It was difficult for a few laymen to drive the ball to the basket. Either the ball was intercepted or delayed, so they could only make random shots to see if they could miss the mark and use random punches.
Beat the old master to death.
After playing a game, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang did not break a drop of sweat. On the other hand, the three soy sauce gangsters were all exhausted and barely breathing.
At the beginning of the second quarter of the game, two people were replaced on the senior management team. They were replaced by the manager of the financial department and the manager of the logistics department. The manager of the financial department was also a big fat man and looked like a cunning man. The manager of the logistics department was a watcher.
Leng Bingbing, who seems to be a very honest and honest aunt, still insists on playing, mainly because there are only three women in the company's senior management and there are not many people to rotate.
Just twenty seconds into the game, the black man on the instructor team performed an alley-oop dunk, which made the audience excited. Wu Ming's eyes lit up and he was inspired. He thought of a way to defeat the enemy and quickly
Discussing with Zhuge Dachang in whispers...
Once again, it was the senior team's turn to serve. Wu Ming quickly rushed to the opponent's basket, shouting as he ran: "Brother Pig! Throw it over!"
"Okay!" Zhuge Dachang shouted and threw the ball directly from the baseline to the opponent's basket. The ball drew an arc-shaped parabola in the air. Wu Ming jumped high under the basket to catch the ball, preparing to hit back.
Alley-oop dunk.
At this moment, the bald instructor jumped up to block Wu Ming. The shining bald head blinded him. In a flash, Wu Ming slammed the ball onto the bald instructor's head!
Is this kid Sakuragi Hanamichi? The audience couldn't help laughing...
The whistle sounded and an offensive foul was committed. Wu Ming walked up to the bald instructor who was still lying under the basket. As the saying goes, a bald head cherishes a bald head. Wu Ming asked with great concern: "Are you okay?"
"Something's wrong!" The bald instructor raised his head with a ferocious look on his face.
"I didn't hit you on the head intentionally, why are you looking so ferocious?"
"You stepped on my hand!"
Wu Ming looked at his feet and saw that he had indeed stepped on someone else's hand. He jumped away quickly and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it. I really didn't mean it."
The bald instructor snorted, rubbed his head, stood up, and walked to the free throw line. Perhaps because his hand was stepped on, he missed two free throws. It was the senior team's turn to serve again, and Wu Ming took the ball and walked to the bottom line.
The instructor team still adopted man-to-man defense. Wu Ming couldn't find a partner to catch the ball while holding the ball. Amiko suddenly ran in front of him, gave him a wink, and exhaled: "Wu Mingjun, give it to me!"
Wu Ming was stunned for a moment, then stupidly handed the ball to Amiko. By the time he reacted, the instructor team had already completed the shot and easily scored two points.
Is this okay? It’s really hilarious. The audience burst into laughter again, and rolled their eyes at Wu Ming. He shouted in shame and anger: “Oh my, it’s so despicable, you actually used an insidious beauty trap.”
Zhuge Dachang said contemptuously: "I have long seen that you have the potential to be a traitor. A beautiful woman can't get away from you even if you wink at her. Sangui, you really disgrace us men."
Leng Bingbing snorted and spat: "If you don't succeed enough, you will fail more than you do."
The ball returned to the hands of the executive team again. Wu Ming had lost the trust of his teammates. Zhuge Dachang served. When Wu Ming ran to catch the ball, Amiko opened his arms and blocked him in front of him, and used his buttocks to block him.
he.
When no one was paying attention, Wu Ming secretly pinched her buttocks. Amiko immediately turned around and rolled her eyes at him, saying sweetly: "Bad guy!"
Wu Ming chuckled and said, "Who told you to use a beauty trap to cheat my balls?"
"Sangui! Get the ball!"
"Ah?" Wu Ming was still talking to Amiko. He looked up and saw that the ball was already in front of him. With a subconscious flash, the ball flew past him. The black instructor caught the ball and made a cool three-step layup, scoring two points again.
Wu Ming immediately became the target of a lot of criticism. Faced with the accusations from everyone, he could only lower his head and admit his mistake. He glanced at Amiko, who was hiding her mouth and snickering, and his teeth itched with hatred.
Seeing such brilliant results from man-to-man tactics, the instructor team became addicted to watching. Zhuge Dachang finally realized Wu Ming's pain. It was indeed difficult to send the ball. The people in the instructor team were as tall as mountains. Except for Wu Ming,
The other partners who were blocked behind could only see the waving arms, just like performing the Thousand-Armed Guanyin.
When he was stunned, Lin Meiling shouted: "Quickly pass the ball!"
Zhuge Dachang shuddered and subconsciously passed the ball to her hand. After seeing the person receiving the ball, he immediately became annoyed and said to himself, it's over, this time I will have my spine rubbed.
Sure enough, after Wu Ming watched the man score two points, he immediately walked up to him with a smile, patted his shoulder, and said jokingly: "Tsk, tsk! Brother Pig, I didn't expect you to fall into the trap!"
"Beauty trap?" Zhuge Dachang secretly glanced at Lin Meiling and cursed, "Damn! Don't belittle my aesthetic sense. How can she be considered a beauty?"
Wu Ming glanced at him sideways and said coldly: "You are not a beauty, you are always falling into the trap, and the problem is more serious."
Zhuge Dachang snorted and resisted stubbornly: "I just did it because my hands were slippery."
"Stop talking nonsense..." Leng Bingbing walked to them, shook his head, and sighed: "You two are really..."
Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang lowered their heads together and said in unison, "If you fail to succeed, you will fail..."
These two shameless bastards are really bachelors. Leng Bingbing showed a look of laughter on his face, tried not to laugh out loud, and said with a straight face: "You go away, I will serve."
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Seeing that the ball was being served coldly, the instructor team was very proud and retreated to the backcourt, no longer using man-to-man zone defense. Anyone with eyes could see that they were deliberately giving opportunities.
Leng Bingbing was dribbling the ball clumsily, and lost it as soon as it started. Wu Ming picked up the ball she missed, handed it to her again, and said with a smile: "Here you go, continue."
It was really enjoyable to watch Leng Bingbing dribble, like running with three basketballs. Wu Ming followed her with bright eyes.
"Why are you following me?"
"You look so good dribbling!"
Seeing Wu Ming staring at his chest, looking like he was about to drool, Leng Bingbing felt his ears begin to heat up, a blush appeared on his face, and he scolded: "Get out of here!"
Leng Bingbing brought the ball to the free throw line. Still no one intercepted her ball, and no one guarded her. It seemed that she was giving her a chance to shoot. Under the expectant eyes of everyone, she held the ball in both hands and threw it stupidly towards the basket.
, very handsomely voted for "three no sticks".
Everyone looked at her and sighed. Leng Bingbing felt a little embarrassed and angrily hummed: "What are you looking at!"
Everyone quickly looked towards the ceiling...
After the ball was kicked out for the instructor team, the bald instructor ran steadily with the ball. In order to save face, Leng Bingbing chased after her with a silly look of baring her teeth and claws. As soon as she caught up with the bald instructor, the sole of her foot slipped and she fell down with a cry of surprise.
On the ground.
This is not the point!
The point is, she accidentally pulled off someone else's jersey. Just like Wu Ming took off her skirt last time, she also neatly took off the bald instructor's pants. Fortunately, the jersey was quite long and no underwear was visible.
quiet!
The whistle sounded, and the bald instructor pulled up his pants with a blushing face, but he did not dare to scold Leng Bingbing. Almost everyone was snickering, but no one dared to laugh out loud. They all endured it very hard, and Leng Bingbing was equally ashamed and angry. She
Trying to look calm and composed, as if nothing happened.
In the entire company, Wu Ming was the only one who dared to stroke his beard. When he saw Leng Bingbing making a fool of himself, he went up to him and said with a smile: "Mr. Leng's defensive skills are really eye-catching. He is truly the best in the world!"
"Get out of here!"
Wu Ming walked up to her shamelessly, squeezed her shoulders, and whispered: "You know now? I really didn't intentionally take off your skirt last time."
"You also said..." Leng Bingbing was like a cat whose tail had been stepped on. He raised his small fist and hit Wu Ming's shoulder in anger. The two looked like they were flirting, and everyone coughed in unison...
Just as the bald instructor was shooting free throws, the manager of the finance department touched his big belly, looked at Leng Bingbing, and said loudly: "The finances have been a bit tight recently, and I think it is necessary to reduce certain expenses."
The bald instructor was frightened when he heard this, and he also followed Leng Bingbing's example and voted "Three No Touches".
After missing one free throw, the bald instructor was taking the second free throw when he nodded coldly and replied: "You really need to consider it. Many companies have started to lay off employees this year!"
Another three-no-touch!
The bald instructor was sweating profusely, and the instructor team looked at the two men who had the power of life and death in horror, wondering what they meant by saying this at this time? Is it a threat?
Saying an ambiguous word can make the people below lose their normal state due to fear. This is a psychological tactic. Wu Ming looked at the treacherous expression on the face of the financial department manager, and then looked at the coldly raised corners of his mouth. He couldn't help but
He shook his head and showed a faint smile.
For the sake of your own wallet, you must release the water! The instructor team secretly began to release the water in unison. If there is water, you must release it. If there is no water, you must release the water. Of course, you must control the degree of flattery and not let it be too obvious.
Slowly, the audience discovered that the instructor team began to make more mistakes and the ball could not be scored. The senior management team took the initiative on the court and gradually controlled the rhythm. Unfortunately, the young referee and coach was invited back from the Sports Committee.
He is very dedicated and will not give up at all.
In the third quarter of the game, Wu Ming got six fouls and ended in despair. Although he had no great achievements, the blind cat still caught a few dead mice. He finally scored a few goals, and
Can run and jump.
Chapter completed!