It's six o'clock in the morning and it's still dark.

Wu Ming woke up. To be exact, he didn't sleep much all night. There were two beds in a room, four people slept, and three people snored. Although it didn't reach the level of thunderous snoring, it was still enough. He really wanted to take the smelly socks off.

Put it in other people's mouths to vent their anger.

A big bed, divided into the Chu River and Han Dynasties, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang each occupied one side, and they made a three-part agreement before going to bed. Whoever dared to cross the bed would pose a threat to Juhua, and there was no brotherly affection.

His stomach growled strangely, and Wu Ming covered his stomach with a wry smile. It seemed that he ate too much chili pepper last night, and his constipation turned into diarrhea. After tossing and turning, he still couldn't fall asleep, so he had no choice but to get up.

Passing by the room shared by the two actresses, Wu Ming saw the door was half open, and subconsciously glanced inside. Wow! What a picture of a begonia sleeping in spring. Miao Rui, wearing a red suspender pajamas, looked like a blooming begonia.

, delicate and charming.

On such a cold day, she wears suspender pajamas and doesn't cover herself with a quilt. Her ability to withstand the cold is really good. Even if she goes to the river to fish for turtles for three to nine days, it will be no problem. A pair of beautiful legs are overlapped together, slender, white, and plump. Wu Ming looks at it

Can't take my eyes off it.

Miao Rui is the lead female lead in this movie, a slightly famous second-tier actress. Maybe because she has been played in many maid roles, she always lacks a bit of grandeur.

The hem of the short skirt was quietly pulled down half an inch by a jade hand. Wu Ming didn't notice it at all. He had to look at it anyway. Sleeping Beauty got angry and suddenly pulled up the quilt to cover her delicate body. This was a reminder to him.

After proofing, if you don't leave, the dogs will be released!

Wu Ming laughed dumbly, then turned and left. After walking a few steps, he heard the sound of the door slamming behind him. He couldn't help but touch his nose. He seemed to have pissed off the two female stars in the crew.

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The pace of life here is not as fast as in big cities. It is already dawn, but the whole town seems to be still in a dream, still quiet and peaceful. The morning air is very good. Wu Ming hurried to the hut and found that the door was closed and there were people inside.

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Coming to occupy the manhole early in the morning was really a loss of morals. Wu Ming reprimanded in his heart and walked out of the hotel. His stomach couldn't bear it anymore. He didn't want to follow in the footsteps of Director Niu and become everyone's joke after dinner.

As long as no one saw it, he could defecate anywhere. Seeing a melon and vegetable field in the distance, Wu Ming quickened his pace. After entering the muddy vegetable garden, he saw a woman, a woman defecating.

Bi Leizhen is just a star, not a fairy. She also grew up eating whole grains. She also has to eat and drink, she also has to take off her pants to defecate, and her butt is also very white!

Both of them were stunned. After Wu Ming came to his senses, he moved his steps and pretended to be relaxed and said hello: "What a coincidence! You come here to poop too?"

If the target was a man, everyone would probably smile awkwardly at most, but now that the target is a woman, instead of being a hooligan, he becomes a hooligan.

"Ah..." Bi Leizhen's scream was loud enough to attract thunder. Then she grabbed the dirt and stones on the ground and threw them at Wu Ming. She also scolded: "You stinking scoundrel, peeping tom, I will follow you."

Fight."

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to take a peek. It was really just a coincidence."

"Get out! Get out of here!" Bi Leizhen has fallen into madness and cannot listen to anything. Even the bag and mobile phone in her hand are smashed out as hidden weapons. Wu Ming smiles bitterly and runs away with his head in his arms...

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This thing doesn't seem to end well! In a hidden corner of the vegetable field, Wu Ming enjoyed the wonderful feeling of "cold wind biting his buttocks", while thinking about how to deal with the aftermath. In the next ten days, he would spend all day and night with each other, looking down.

Let’s face it, it’s better to resolve this enemy than to end it. Too much quarrel will be bad for everyone.

After emptying the wine bag and rice bag, Wu Ming found a more serious problem to be solved. Who in the past had no shit and forgot to bring paper when pooping?

He wanted to take out his cell phone and call Zhuge Dachang for help, but he felt a little awkward thinking about it. There were several other options to consider, such as melon leaves? Or soil? In the end, he chose to sacrifice a pair of underwear!

Shouldn't that woman say anything about such a shameful thing? Wu Ming had already thought about the countermeasures. He planned to apologize to Bi Leizhen. It would be best to make big things into trivial matters and trivial matters into nothing. But what he didn't expect was that,

As a star, Bi Leizhen actually doesn't care about face at all.

When Wu Ming returned to the hotel after defecating, everyone in the crew gathered in the lobby, and the atmosphere was a bit solemn. Seeing him coming back, Zhuge Dachang quickly stepped forward and pulled him aside, whispering: "Sangui! You can't

Did you really do such a despicable thing?"

"What did I do?"

Zhuge Dachang secretly pointed at the stern-faced Bi Leizhen and whispered: "That woman said you followed her and watched her go to the toilet, and also wanted to forcefully molest her."

Wu Ming walked up to Bi Leizhen, pointed at his nose, and asked, "You said I was following you and spying on you? And you said I wanted to molest you?" As he spoke, his voice became louder and he cursed: "I molested you.

Sister! What evidence do you have?"

"We'll find out if there is any evidence when the police arrive!" Bi Leizhen snorted and said, "I must make this shameless pervert like you look good."

"Do you want to show it to me?" Wu Ming's eyebrows twitched and he said sarcastically: "Seriously, your butt is really nice, it's round and fat, what else do you want to show me that's nice?"

"You are shameless!" Bi Leizhen was so angry that she waved her hand and wanted to slap Wu Ming in the face. Wu Ming frowned slightly and immediately grabbed her wrist and said coldly: "Don't think that I dare not hit women."

"You fight! You fight! If you can, fight!" Bi Lezhen shouted hysterically: "If you dare to touch a hair on my head, I will make you regret it for the rest of your life!"

Ruan Fan acted as the peacemaker, "Okay! Okay! Brother Angkor, Sister Lei, please stop saying a few words! Let's calm down the fire first and don't make things worse."

"Bah!" Bi Leizhen spit out lotus flowers perfectly, spitting onto Wu Ming's clothes, and said scornfully: "I just want to make things worse, what can he do to me?"

"What can I do to you?" Wu Ming clenched his fists and said sternly: "I can knock out all your teeth!"

Seeing that the two were about to start a fight, the crew immediately stepped forward to pull them away to persuade them. However, the director and the lead actor and actress both turned towards Bi Leizhen and condemned Wu Ming one after another, while the rest of the crew ignored them.

Only Ruan Fan was willing to stand on Wu Ming's side and speak for him.

Just when the two sides were in a stalemate, Bi Leizhen's two bodyguards and the translator hired by the crew brought the town police back...

Bi Leizhen was worthy of being an actress. Her face changed rapidly. Just now she was showing her teeth and claws. When she saw the police, she immediately became pitiful. She burst into tears and accused Wu Ming of trying to forcibly molest her.

Being in a foreign land, Wu Ming and others were regarded as foreign guests. For fear of causing international disputes and getting into trouble, several Thai police did not dare to neglect and asked about the whole matter in detail.

Because Bi Lezhen could not provide convincing evidence, and there were no wounds on her body, it was simply nonsense to say that Wu Ming forcibly molested her, and the matter was settled in the end.

As soon as the police left, Bi Leizhen immediately pointed at Wu Ming's nose, gritted her teeth and cursed: "Don't be proud, just wait, I will definitely find a lawyer to sue you when I get back!"

Wu Ming touched his nose and said with a smile: "I think you need to take your shit back to testify!"

Zhuge Dachang helped: "Go while it's still hot! If you let the dog eat it later, you won't be able to prove it..." As he said, he put his hand on Wu Ming's shoulder and said: "Let's go, let's go

going for breakfast!"

Watching the two of them walk away, Bi Leizhen was so angry that she was shaking all over. Her beautiful face looked a little ferocious, with a look of resentment on her face.

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Lingfo Temple is a century-old temple in the small town of Moyuadi. Because of its remote location, except for festivals, there are very few people who worship Buddha and offer incense. There are only a dozen monks in the temple.

Although Wu Ming and Bi Leizhen were having an unpleasant quarrel, the crew still started work as usual. After the director negotiated the price with the Buddhist monk of Lingfo Temple, filming started in the morning.

Bi Leizhen, who was angry with Wu Ming and had nowhere to vent her anger, was like a mad dog, biting anyone she caught. She was scolded by everyone from the stylist to the lighting guy. The most painful thing was acting opposite her.

Ruan Fan, when acting in fighting scenes, punches to the core.

Her domineering expression angered many people. The female makeup artist on the crew was the first to turn against her and flirt with her. In the end, even the lighting guy went on strike. Director Niu Zhenwei had to stop filming to have a heart-to-heart talk with Bi Leizhen.

During lunch, Bi Leizhen was very dissatisfied with the meal provided by the temple, so she used the topic to argue with the monks in the temple. The trouble was for the translator, who called you a bitch while helping the translator here, and she scolded you while helping the translator.

You bald ass...

The scolding war quickly escalated. Bi Leizhen slapped the young monk hard. The young monk immediately retaliated and poured vegetable soup all over her. Bi Leizhen immediately instigated two bodyguards to give the young monk a meal.

Old boxing.

Then a few more monks joined the fight, and the conflict intensified. Finally, the Buddhist monk in the temple came forward to apologize, and then pulled several monks with bruises and bruises away. By this time, the dining hall was already in a mess.

Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang just watched with cold eyes from beginning to end, looking at the gloomy face of the Buddhist monk before he left. It seemed that this matter was not over.

Although he didn't want to see Bi Leizhen, this matter had already involved Ruan Fan. After the monks left, Wu Ming immediately advised the crew to leave quickly, otherwise something would happen. However, director Niu Zhenwei didn't take it seriously.

I was thinking of starting work in the afternoon and finishing today's scene.

He dares to stay in other people's territory to cause trouble. I don't know whether to call him brave? Or call him stupid? Strong dragons cannot suppress local snakes. How can he come out to mess around if he doesn't understand such simple rules of the world? Wu Ming shook his head helplessly.
Chapter completed!