[Chapter 134] Drunkard (2)
When Goudan finished drinking the wine and put down the bowl, he cupped his hands towards Mr. Liu and said with a smile: "I'm so polite. I'm so grateful for the wrong love! I loved wine when I was alive, but I died of drinking wine when I was old.
The thing in the middle is supposed to change its past mistakes, but it is like Liu Ling. It is hard to change its nature. It laughs when it sees it. Even though it is dead, it is still doubly dependent on this thing. Today, I smell the fragrance and stay here to drink as much as I can. I am really happy."
"Oh, that's it. Can you please tell me the name of the great immortal? The other jars of strong liquor have entered the belly of my brother Goudan. I wonder if they are in the way or not?"
"Haha, I'm just a drunkard, how can I be called a great immortal? As for the name, don't mention it, so as to avoid the shame of being laughed at by future generations. Although the contents of the cup went into your brother's belly, the alcoholic old man took him away! Say goodbye and see you later.
"
After Goudan said this, he suddenly fell down on the table. Boss Liu and I quickly supported him to avoid falling, and shouted softly: "Wake up, brother Goudan!"
After a while, Goudan rubbed his eyes as if he had just woken up from a big dream, and said drowsily: "Ah, so tired! What, what is going on, why are you drinking?"
"Hahaha!" The brothers around him burst into laughter. He was drinking like a cow just now. Now he actually said something about why we started drinking. Apart from nonsense, what else is there? He was obviously being a bitch,
Strange people are not chaste!
"Okay, okay, everyone, please stop laughing! Brother Goudan, just wake up. Are you dizzy now?" Boss Liu waved his hand to stop everyone's laughter and asked Goudan with concern.
Not to mention Boss Liu, Dasha, Xiao Li and I were also very worried about Goudan. After all, he drank so much strong liquor, not to mention the strong old wine, even the inferior wine mixed with water in a street shop.
Even if you drink several jars of wine, it will be like burning, which is unbearable!
"Oh, I need to pee, hurry up, give up!" Goudan came over in confusion, pressing his lower abdomen with his right hand and bending over; he separated everyone with his left hand and rushed towards the toilet in a hurry. That pace, that speed,
It was as if he heard the charge, not like someone who had just drank several jars of strong liquor!
At this time, including Boss Liu and I, we all laughed wildly. Not only was it because of Goudan’s funny actions, but more importantly, it seemed that those jars of wine were really like what the drunkard said. He took away the spirit of the wine and only
Keeping some water in Goudan’s belly makes us feel more at ease!
"Ahem, there are really all kinds of weird things. I, Old Liu, think that I am well-informed and have experienced a lot of weird things. Today, I have to admire the prowess of that drunkard!" Boss Liu shook his head repeatedly and sighed!
"Old Liu, Old Liu, you have always been well-informed. Have you never seen or heard of this kind of thing?" the group leader interjected.
"That's it, Captain. Of course I've heard a lot about things like borrowing corpses to bring back souls and possessing souls, and I've seen them several times with my own eyes. What I'm talking about is that with such a heavy drinking capacity, you can still borrow your body after death.
I have never heard of drinking heavily, let alone seen it with my own eyes."
"Hahaha, Old Liu, Old Liu, this time you are finally not Jiang Ziya or Zhuge Liang who has been known for eight hundred years and hundreds of years later," the leader seemed to be very happy and laughed endlessly.
In fact, men are like this. They are better than others in every aspect and are unwilling to lag behind others. Speaking of which, it is no wonder for him. Since the few of us joined the group, Boss Liu has appeared to be mature and well-informed in all aspects.
﹑Quite an idea. The former old regiment leader, who is now Commander Li, also thinks highly of him. This will inevitably make the former Battalion Commander Zhao and the current regiment leader Zhao Shenglong envious. Today it is rare to hear Boss Liu admit that he
I have never experienced it, let alone seen it, so I can’t help but feel elated and extremely proud.
"Captain, have you heard of such strange things before?" Boss Liu asked curiously.
"Hahaha, Lao Liu, I, Zhao, have not only heard of this kind of thing. I have experienced it myself!" the group leader said proudly, "How about I tell everyone about it while I'm drunk?
speak?"
"Okay, okay, leader, tell me quickly." The brothers around him cheered, looking forward to the leader telling some weird things for entertainment. In that era, there were no TVs and computers, and life was extremely boring. Meeting an ant
Things like moving houses and dog bites were interesting to watch for a long time, not to mention those fascinating anecdotes. Of course, I couldn't wait to urge the group leader to tell them faster.
"Ahem, calm down, calm down, you guys, yes, your brothers from the second battalion, come closer and listen to me, Zhao, tell you a story today. It is a story of personal experience!"
He cleared his throat, asked everyone to be quiet and come closer, and then began to speak:
Well, wine is a man’s second wife. Apart from money, women and opium, there is no such thing as wine in this world that is closest to a man. However, there are various grades of wine, and people’s drinking capacity also varies greatly.
There are people who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk. You also saw it just now. Goudan, no, it is the drunkard who is attached to Goudan. The mother-in-law drank to death, and she still remembers the benefits of wine. She can still do it again by borrowing someone else's body.
How many jars are there! But there are also people who feel full when they smell the wine and pour it when they touch it. I don’t know about other people. An old friend of mine at that time also grew up. He was just like this, a strong young man of seventeen or eighteen years old, with a strong back and a strong waist.
He who has great strength has no talent for drinking.
By the way, his nickname is "Jiu Jian Chou", which means he gets worried when he sees wine, feels full when he smells wine, and pours wine when he touches it. The wine sellers also get worried when they see him - they all behave like him.
Those who don’t drink alcohol will starve to death!
Jiu Jianchou was born with a good figure, with a leopard head and eyes, thick arms and strong legs. He could carry a few hundred kilograms of stone and walk like flying, which was very impressive. Of course, he also had a frightening appetite.
A meal of three or five big steamed buns is like a tiger eating a small grasshopper.
But gold is not pure, and no one is perfect. He is bold and ambitious when drinking. He is not afraid of anything, but he is afraid that someone will take the wine. Whenever there is a wedding or wedding, or if the brothers are entertaining him with food and wine, he will be like a tiger.
She turned into a little rabbit, from Granny Li to a little daughter-in-law. She was half a head shorter in front of us. She would hide whenever she could and hide whenever she could. This made him lose all face and was so angry!
However, some banquets can be avoided, but some banquets cannot be avoided. When visiting relatives during the Chinese New Year, it was necessary to visit new relatives when drinking, that is, to meet the future father-in-law. According to our local rules,
Chapter completed!