Chapter 356: One Night in Jian Qilin's Cemetery
"Senior Brother Wan, you are so diligent, you actually grow your own watermelons."
Luo Qiqi turned her head, picked up a piece of large watermelon and took a big bite.
Wan Zhang waved his hand, "I didn't grow this, they planted it for nothing. Your senior brother, I'm only responsible for eating it!"
"Who are they!"
Xue Zhan raised his head and looked at Wan Zhang curiously.
"Ah Piao!"
Wan Zhang replied lightly.
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Xue Zhan directly put down the melon in his hand.
It was outrageous enough to grow watermelons near this cemetery, but now no one was growing these watermelons, which he couldn't accept.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing his reaction, Wan Zhang burst out laughing, "Don't worry! This watermelon can bask in the sun during the day, no different from a normal watermelon."
"Uh-huh!"
The little guy was biting the watermelon in his mouth, and his speech was a little unclear. "Yeah! No matter who planted it, they worked hard. We have to take good care of it."
Just when Xue Zhan was about to say something, he saw a middle-aged woman floating in from outside.
"Ouch~~ We have a visitor at Taoist Master Wan's house!"
As the woman spoke, she quickly floated in front of Xue Zhan, reached out and touched his head, and asked with a smile: "Children, is the watermelon grown by aunt delicious?"
"Good... delicious!"
Xue Zhan stumbled back and said, this is the first time he has been so close to a ghost.
"It's delicious, just eat more. If you like, take some back tomorrow."
The woman smiled kindly.
But Xue Zhan couldn't help but smile in front of the extremely pale face. He reached out and picked up the watermelon and took a big bite.
Wan Zhang looked at the middle-aged woman and said, "Sister-in-law Liu, in a few days the gates of hell will open, and it's time for you to leave."
The middle-aged woman who originally had a smile on her face showed a disappointed expression when she heard that she was about to leave, "After all, I didn't wait until he came to see me."
"Hey~~"
Wan Zhang sighed, "This kind of scumbag treats you like this. It's really not worth your nostalgia. If you don't go on, you will be punished."
"Well, I know!"
The middle-aged woman responded, turned around and drifted away from the door.
Luo Qiqi, who looked gossipy, was about to ask what happened when a shrill shout came from outside, "Qiqi, help me! The old man is trying to hurt me!"
When Luo Qiqi heard this, she finished the watermelon in her hand in a few mouthfuls, took another large piece of watermelon, and then ran outside.
Wan Zhang and Xue Zhan also hurried out.
Not far from the yard, I saw countless blue flames circling around Jian Qilin on the mountainside. The scene was like being surrounded by countless fireflies, which was very beautiful.
Of course, this is what Luo Qiqi thinks.
"Sister Qiqi, will your uncle faint from so many ghosts?"
Xue Zhan looked worried.
The little guy took a bite of the watermelon and spit out several melon seeds. Then he said softly, "No, my uncle has seen monsters. He should not be so vulnerable now."
Xue Zhan's lips twitched when he saw the look of people eating melons.
"Those are brats, not very powerful!"
Wan Zhang spoke up, thought for a while and then asked: "Little Junior Sister Qiqi, why did you bring your uncle to suffer!"
"That system is like this..."
Luo Qiqi explained the matter again, and Wan Zhang nodded in agreement, "If this is the case, he should really have more courage."
As he spoke, he suddenly picked up magic spells in his hands, and then Xue Zhan and Luo Qiqi saw several new ghosts flying out of the cemetery and flying in the direction of Jian Qilin.
A louder shout rang out in the cemetery. Wan Zhang simply took the two little guys to find a place to sit down and looked at Jian Qilin above.
Not long after they sat down, a figure quickly appeared in front of them, Zhang Mingde who was coming down from the mountain.
"Second Senior Uncle!"
"master!"
The three of them shouted.
Zhang Mingde smiled and nodded, sitting next to them.
"Your brother-in-law is quite courageous, and he hasn't been scared to death yet!"
Zhang Mingde praised him.
"hey-hey!"
The little guy smiled mischievously, "How about I bring two scary ghosts out for my uncle?"
"no problem!"
Zhang Mingde made a gesture, and two ghost figures with half their heads flew out of the cemetery.
"These two died in a car accident. They died just two days ago, and they still have a lot of resentment."
Zhang Mingde explained, and with a wave of his hand, the two ghost figures flew in the direction of Jian Qilin.
The appearance of these two ghosts not only scared Jian Qilin, but also scared away the ghosts who had been surrounding Jian Qilin before.
"Mom~~Help! Woohoo~~~~"
Jian Qilin was so frightened that he cried loudly and ran very fast on his feet.
The little guy threw the finished melon rind on the ground, took out his mobile phone from his backpack, clicked on the video recording function, and recorded Jian Qilin's crying appearance.
"Little Junior Sister Qiqi, you don't want to put this on the Internet, do you?"
Wan Zhang craned his neck and looked at his phone.
"No!"
The little guy shook his head, "I'm just waiting to let my uncle take a look."
.......
It was already four o'clock in the morning when Jian Qilin came down from the mountain.
At this time, his clothes were soaked with sweat, and his voice was too hoarse to speak.
The little guy handed him a piece of watermelon. Jian Qilin took it and ate it. After two mouthfuls of watermelon, his throat finally felt better. When he raised his head and was about to speak, he saw a female ghost with bleeding eyes floating from outside.
Come in.
However, at this moment, Jian Qilin seemed to be numb with fear and was not shouting loudly.
"Oh~!~You're a good boy!"
Zhang Mingde nodded with satisfaction.
The female ghost held a mobile phone in her hand and placed it in front of Jian Qilin, "Handsome boy, I brought the mobile phone back to you."
"hehe!"
Jian Qilin giggled twice and said thank you to the female ghost.
The female ghost looked embarrassed and whispered: "It would be nice if you were a ghost, so that we can be together."
When Jian Qilin heard this, he shook his head like a rattle, "No... no, I have a girlfriend, and my girlfriend and I will get married soon."
Fuck!
What the hell are you kidding?
I have been scared all night, and now a female ghost wants to be with me. I really want to kill him.
The female ghost sighed with some disappointment, "Hey~~it's such a pity that all the good cabbage was eaten by pigs."
Luo Qiqi's eyes widened and she asked curiously: "Auntie, who do you think is a pig and who is a cabbage?"
"Of course his girlfriend is a pig and he is a cabbage!"
After thinking about it for a while, I felt something was wrong, so I continued to add: "All women are pigs, but I am the most beautiful."
Several people's lips twitched when they heard this. At this moment, they finally knew what a narcissist was.
After listening to the narcissistic ghost chattering for a while, Zhang Mingde waved his hand to drive the ghost away, "Let's go, let's go! It's almost dawn, and seeing the light will not be good for your ghost body."
"Okay, then I'll go back and come back to chat with you tomorrow."
The narcissist smiled and waved to a few people, then floated outside.
Chapter completed!