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Chapter 511: Sister Qiqi, what kind of disease is this!

After lunch, the group did not rush home, but went to the little kid's favorite playground.

As soon as they entered the amusement park, they met the person they least wanted to see, Xiao Zheng.

Two years ago, after Liu Shuxuan's face returned to normal, he left the sad place of Yuncheng and went abroad.

Du Wenwen was worried about her being outside alone, so she passed away a month later.

So naturally the little guy would not be happy to see Xiao Zheng again.

"Xiao Qiqi, I haven't seen you for two years, you have grown a lot taller!"

Xiao Zheng walked over with a smile on his face, as if the unhappy things before had never happened.

The little guy raised his head and showed a fake smile, "Uncle Xiao Zheng, I haven't seen you in two years, and you have changed a few beautiful aunts!"

As soon as these words came out, the face of the woman next to Xiao Zheng suddenly turned ugly.

Jian Qilin and the others almost couldn't hold back their laughter.

Xiao Zheng was stunned for a moment and immediately defended himself: "Xiao Qiqi is really good at joking. After my uncle broke up with Shuxuan, he hasn't had a girlfriend for two years?"

The little guy pursed his lips and said, "Uncle Xiao Zheng is not a good boy when he lies to others! Your face is pale and your eyes are sunken. It is obviously caused by lack of energy and physical fatigue."

"Sister Qiqi, what kind of disease is this!"

Xue Zhan was very polite and asked questions knowingly.

"Kidney failure!"

The little guy burst out a word, as if he was afraid that Xiao Zheng heard it wrong, and his voice was raised a lot.

The parents with their children nearby looked at Xiao Zheng with strange eyes when they heard this.

Some of them had more sinister eyes, staring directly at something.

Xiao Zheng was so angry that his anger was rising, but he still didn't dare to be angry with the little guy.

Jian Qilin saw that the little guy was almost popular, so he said: "Qiqi, these are personal privacy, you can't say it so loudly."

This is simply a last resort.

The young woman next to Xiao Zheng immediately walked away and looked at him more carefully.

Xiao Zheng was so angry that he told the little guy to leave beforehand, stretched out his hand and dragged the woman next to him and ran outside the amusement park.

Before taking even two steps, the woman threw away Xiao Zheng's hand.

Then several of them heard the woman curse, "Soft-footed shrimp!"

Xiao Qiqi looked at her uncle with curiosity, "Uncle, what is a soft-footed shrimp?"

Jian Qilin, who was still laughing at Xiao Zheng, suddenly stopped laughing.

How should he explain such adult words to primary school students?

Fortunately, Zhang Xuan spoke out at this time to relieve the situation, "Qiqi, this soft-footed shrimp means eating soft rice!"

"Oh oh oh!"

The little guy nodded in understanding, and then continued to ask: "What does it mean to eat soft rice?"

"It's the kind of rice insect you are talking about. If you don't work by yourself, others will take care of you. Or the kind that doesn't live in your own home and goes to other people's homes!"

Zhang Xuan gave an example.

Jian Qilin listened to Zhang Xuan's nonsense with a black streak in his head, but he didn't dare to say a word.

I'm afraid that if I talk too much, there will be a hundred thousand people waiting for me.

Tianxin listened very carefully. In the past two years, he had stayed in the temple to study. In addition to chanting sutras, he also read books, so he didn't know these strange terms.

As for Xue Zhan, who surfs the Internet every day, he naturally understands what it means. He is also suppressing a smile at the moment, listening to Zhang Xuan's serious nonsense.

"snort!"

The little guy snorted coldly, "My family is so rich and yet I go to other people's homes to make rice bugs. Qiqi looks down on her. Fortunately, Sister Shuxuan was not with him at the beginning, otherwise her whole life would be over."

Everyone still very much agrees with this.

After a short interlude, the little guy started playing roller coaster.

When buying tickets, Xue Zhan had already started to stand at the back, fearing that the little guy would pull him up to play with him later.

Fortunately, this time the little guy didn't stare at him, but held the bloodthirsty silkworm demon on the roller coaster with a smile on his face.

"Dingling bell~~"

After three bells, the roller coaster started.

Yaoyao's initial curiosity turned into panic, and finally she vomited.

However, it vomited not only beef, but also occasionally spit out forks, plates and knives, which made Jian Qilin and others look down with fear.

Fortunately, at the end of the round, no one was injured, which made everyone feel relieved.

After getting off the roller coaster, the little guy came to Jian Qilin and the others with Yaoyao in his arms, holding a bent knife in his hand.

"Uncle, Yaoyao vomited a lot of knives and forks. I wonder if I can take them to that store and get a refund!"

The little guy asked normally.

Zhang Xuan and others were filled with dark thoughts after hearing this. This is all about the things in Yaoyao's stomach. How many germs are there?

To actually want to take these things back and exchange them for money is simply a waste of money.

"Um... Qiqi! If these things leave the store, they won't be returned, so don't think too much about it."

Jian Qilin reached out and took the completely dizzy Yaoyao into his hand, fearing that Xiao Qiqi would twist it to play other amusement facilities, and if something went wrong while playing, it would be a big trouble.

"oh!"

The little guy seemed a little disappointed after hearing this.

"Qiqi, it seems that this Yaoyao can't do those extreme rides, so it's better not to take it with you!"

Jian Qilin pointed at Yaoyao who was still shaking his head.

"All right!"

The little guy agreed, and then looked at Xue Zhan, "Brother Zhan, let's go play pirate ship together! It's been a long time since you played with Qiqi."

Xue Zhan was named and sighed in his heart: Alas, he still didn't escape after all!

but!

He didn't want to be laughed at by others, so he laughed and said: "Sister Qiqi, let's go together! Only when we are happy together are we really happy."

"Okay, okay!"

The little guy clapped his hands happily on the spot, "Little uncle, go buy a ticket. Qiqi will ride on the pirate ship ten times with you this time."

Heard it ten times!

Xue Zhan, Tianxin, Zhang Xuan and Jian Qilin suddenly felt that their legs were a little weak.

Although Yaoyao didn't know what a pirate ship was, when he saw their reaction, he knew it must be more terrifying than the one he played just now, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to faint.

Jian Qilin saw Yaoyao's reaction and had an idea, "Qiqi, little uncle doesn't need to go, we still have to watch Yaoyao."

"No need! Just look at this big insect!"

Dahua's voice came. Jian Qilin was attracted by Dahua's leopard power, but he did not dare to refute.

So Jian Qilin went to buy tickets and took a group of people on the pirate ship.

Dahua, Chiyan and the three demons looked up and started to eat the crowd.

"Chiyan, Yaoyao, who of the three of them will vomit first?"

Dahua asked loudly.

Chi Yan thought about it seriously, then pointed at his master, "My master should be the first one."

"I choose Uncle Jian!"

Yaoyao also named the candidate.
Chapter completed!
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