Chapter 17: A Leaked Thousand Miles
Chen Sanbao and Zhang Long and Zhao Hu immediately followed.
When he returned to his residence, Chen Sanbao looked at the two wine jars thrown on the ground, his eyes narrowed slightly, and then he smiled at Ling Feng and said:
"Haha, boss, I know why they ran away. They really have stomachaches!"
"Do you know what's going on?"
Ling Feng looked up at Chen Sanbao, as did Zhang Long and Zhao Hu.
Chen Sanbao nodded and said: "They probably secretly drank my half-finished leopard wine, that's why they got stomachaches, they deserve it!"
"Hahaha……"
Zhang Long and Zhao Hu couldn't help laughing at this moment.
Ling Feng frowned slightly, looked at Zhang Long and Zhao Hu, and asked, "Is it so funny?"
"Hahaha!"
Zhang Long laughed a few times, and then replied: "Boss, you don't know something. Brother Bao's half-finished Baozi wine is very good. When I first came to Huanglongjian, I drank it secretly once, and then I drank it all."
I had a stomachache for seven days and had diarrhea no matter what I ate. There was no particularly good medicine to treat it. I thought I was going to die!"
Ling Feng was stunned for a moment, looked up at Chen Sanbao, and asked, "So powerful?"
"Um!"
Chen Sanbao nodded and said: "Into the semi-finished leopard wine, I added a powerful laxative called Yixie Qianli. This laxative contains a special bacteria that can help the leopard wine undergo secondary fermentation.
, if you drink it, you will definitely have diarrhea, and this kind of bacteria is difficult to kill in the human body! Zhang Zhengzhi and the others feel better this time!"
Chen Sanbao also didn't expect that Zhang Zhengzheng and the others would secretly drink his half-finished leopard wine.
"Hahaha, you deserve it!"
Ling Feng couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, Zhang Zhengzheng and the others were squatting in a small forest, all of them having violent diarrhea.
Zhang Zhengzhi yelled at Yang Zhiwei: "Fuck, Yang Zhiwei, what have you eaten these days? The stuff you poop is so smelly?"
"Datou, be careful, don't point your fucking ass towards me, you'll cum in me!"
"I'm sorry, I really can't help it!"
"Fuck you, grandma, what kind of wine is this Chen Sanbao brewing?"
"Bullshit wine, this is a super laxative!"
"I swear, next time I see Chen Sanbao, I will make him look good!"
"Puff, puff..."
The sound of shit and curses kept ringing in the woods, as if they were playing a beautiful piece of music.
At this time, a patrol happened to be passing by. When they heard something moving in the woods, they stopped immediately.
These patrol teams are all composed of outer disciples, and each of them has a cultivation level above the fourth level of Qi refining.
The captain of the patrol team has reached the fifth level of Qi refining.
The captain of the patrol team looked at the grove and said to a team member: "Cao An, go in and see what's going on!"
"good!"
The team member named Cao An nodded and immediately walked towards the woods.
When he walked into the woods, a stench suddenly hit his face, and he saw a dozen people squatting on the ground and defecating.
His face darkened, and he yelled at Zhang Zhengzhi and the others: "Zhang Zhengzhi, you are so brave, don't you know that you are not allowed to urinate and defecate here?"
"Hey, he's from the patrol!"
Zhang Zhengzhi and the others' expressions changed, and they all cursed secretly in their hearts.
At this time, Zhang Zhengzheng raised his head and said to the patrol member: "Senior brother, we also know this rule, but we have eaten too much today, so why don't you show your kindness and spare us?"
"Hmph, I'll give you a stick of incense, collect all their identity plates, and come outside to find me!"
After the team member finished speaking, he immediately turned around and walked out of the woods. He couldn't do it without walking, it was too smelly.
After a while, Zhang Zhengzheng walked out with the identity plates of more than a dozen people and handed them to the patrol member.
After the patrol member registered one by one, he wrote a ticket to Zhang Zhengzheng and said: "Each person has two spiritual stones, which must be turned in within three days, otherwise the one-year allowance will be cancelled!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Zhang Zhengzheng nodded quickly, then ran back into the woods holding his stomach.
After burning the incense, Zhang Zhengzhi and the others walked out of the grove. Their faces were all yellow and their legs were weak.
They supported each other and walked away for about two sticks of incense. Zhang Zhengzheng couldn't help it anymore and immediately rushed into the woods, and other people rushed in one after another.
Originally, it was only a dozen miles from Wolong Valley to Huanglong Stream, but it took Zhang Zhengzheng and the others an hour to get back. During this process, they had to pull five times.
The patrol team members seemed to be on board with them, and every time they were caught by the patrol team, they were fined five times.
There are thirteen of them in total, and these fines cost one hundred and thirty spiritual stones.
This is definitely the highest fine ever issued by Xuanjian Sect for public defecation.
It's already late at night!
When the handymen in Wolong Valley saw Zhang Zhengzhi and the others, they were all shocked.
Because Zhang Zhengzheng and the others all turned pale, and their hands and feet were shaking, as if a gust of wind could blow them down.
Two handymen immediately came over, supported Zhang Zhengzhi, and asked: "What the hell, boss, what's wrong with you?"
The other handymen also ran out immediately, and were shocked to see Zhang Zhengzhi and the others like this.
Zhang Zhengzheng gritted his teeth and said tremblingly: "Quickly, help me go to the latrine!"
"I also need to go!"
Yang Zhiwei and others also shouted feebly.
At this moment, Ling Feng was in his room, preparing to use the repairing liquid to repair the magic weapons.
He picked up a piece of soft armor that had been opened by someone, aligned the openings, and applied the repair fluid on it.
"Chichi!"
The cut in the soft armor is healing at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After consuming a drop of spiritual liquid, the soft armor was completely restored, and no trace was visible at all.
Ling Feng grabbed the soft armor and pulled it hard several times with his hands, and found that the opening was very strong.
"Haha, if you sell this piece of soft armor, you can buy at least ten spiritual stones! One drop of spiritual liquid requires three spiritual stones, and the cost of this soft armor is less than one spiritual stone. According to this calculation, just
I can earn almost seven spiritual stones from this piece of soft armor!"
Ling Feng couldn't help laughing, this was equivalent to more than twice the profit.
Then he picked up a broken sword, connected the broken parts, and applied the repair fluid on it.
It took two drops of spiritual fluid to repair the broken sword.
"It seems that the more advanced the magic weapon is, the more spiritual fluid will be consumed to repair it!"
Ling Feng secretly thought in his heart that if he sold this long sword, he could earn at least twenty spiritual stones.
Later, he used four drops of spiritual liquid to repair a pair of combat boots. After the combat boots were activated, they could speed up a person's speed a lot. However, the combat boots were women's models and were not suitable for him to wear.
If these combat boots were bought, the price would be at least forty spiritual stones.
He used up all seven drops of repairing liquid.
He repaired a total of three magic weapons, and the total value of these three magic weapons was more than 70 spiritual stones.
This time, Ling Feng bought a total of thirteen incomplete magic weapons.
"It's a pity that there is too little repairing liquid!"
Looking at the remaining magic weapons, Ling Feng sighed slightly, and then took out the two magic secret books he bought today.
Chapter completed!