Chapter 1 The retribution of complaining is getting into the pit
"The male protagonist has level 10 facial paralysis, the female protagonist's facial features are all over the place, and you can guess the ending just by reading the beginning of the story. The middle is filled with all kinds of bad jokes, logical loopholes, broken characters, and inconsistencies. This is what is called
sThe King of Ancient Puppet Shows?”
"If there is any reason for this crappy drama to exist, it is to show us the possibility of artificial intelligence attacking the industrial assembly line film and television industry: the male and female actors are AIs with only one acting mode, and the screenwriters apply template formulas to film and television.
Big data is used as material to automatically write scripts.”
Yu Qingfeng edited and uploaded a video of her complaints one hour after the first episode of the popular S-popular drama "Setting the Country and Building a Dream" aired.
Traffic passwords must not only be caught, but must be caught early. Comments must be exaggerated and vicious enough. Even if they are scolded, they must be the ones who are scolded the most.
The video comment area is her battlefield and must be lively. Even if everyone fires at the up owner "Succulent Lady" and turns her into cannon fodder, so what? Yu Qingfeng did not suffer any damage and even earned traffic.
Yu Qingfeng is a ruthless complaining machine. Compared with real money, everything else is just a cloud.
When she woke up in the morning, Yu Qingfeng turned on her computer and planned to check the results of last night's work.
Thousands of unread private messages were accumulated in one night. At first glance, I knew they were all curses and abuses. They must be mindless fans of the male and female protagonists. Yu Qingfeng had long been used to it and turned a blind eye.
By some strange coincidence, a private message pierced Yu Qingfeng’s eyes:
Yu Qingfeng, I know where you live. You'd better cheer up when you go out, be careful and try to figure out how you died!
——Xiao Gongju of the Lun family
She is a fanatical female fan of the male protagonist Xiao Lun!
It’s over, my true identity has been exposed, is there any danger?
Yu Qingfeng's fear only lasted for half a minute. How could everything on the Internet be taken seriously? They must be just mindless fans.
In the afternoon, Yu Qingfeng went out to go shopping and have a meal with her best friends. She got carried away having fun until it got dark and she went home alone.
The number was limited today, so Yu Qingfeng didn't drive. She didn't know if it was because she was still frightened, but the more she looked at it, the more she felt that the online ride-hailing driver had a villainous face.
Before the car arrived at the community, she got off the car early, fearing that the driver would follow her and identify her home.
Before taking a few steps, Yu Qingfeng felt someone following her. The footsteps behind her became more rapid, which scared her so much that she ran away.
As he ran, he looked back, and to his surprise, the person running behind him was not a female fan, but a man dressed in black.
In the darkness, the man's face couldn't be seen clearly, but it was certain that he was definitely chasing her.
A brainless female fan also has a brainless boyfriend?
Yu Qingfeng didn't want to figure out how she died, because she didn't want to die!
"Help!" As soon as Yu Qingfeng's cry for help left her mouth, a big hand stretched out from behind her to cover her mouth.
She struggled and twisted desperately, and finally broke away from the man. She pushed the man in black away, but her body fell backwards due to the recoil.
The man in front of him seemed to have seen something behind Yu Qingfeng, his eyes widened immediately, and he subconsciously reached out to grab her, and actually grabbed one of her hands.
If this was an idol drama, then the next scene should be the two falling to the ground, mouth to mouth, staring and kissing in slow motion. Then they would be happy enemies, and finally they would be married.
If this is reality and the mouth is unfortunately connected successfully, the front teeth will be cracked and the mouth will be filled with blood. Then the pain will be unbearable and the patient will run to the hospital. Finally, both of them will have porcelain teeth.
However, it was neither of them. Yu Qingfeng did not feel the pain of her back hitting the ground. Instead, she lost weight and became blind. Her body was suspended in the air and she fell into a deep pit with no end like a black hole.
But she clearly remembers that this location in her community is a vast expanse of land!
If it keeps falling like this endlessly, it might fall through the earth.
Final Thoughts: I've tried my best, but I still can't figure out how I died.
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"Greetings to the Pavilion Master!" All the women shouted respectfully in unison.
Yu Qingfeng seemed to have slept for a second or a century before being woken up by this sound.
When he opened his eyes, he found that he was not lying down, but standing. He was still bending down and saluting with his right hand covering his left chest.
Turning around and looking to the left and right, I saw a row of 12 women in ancient blue shirts, all dressed in the same way and moving in the same way, bending down to salute respectfully.
Yu Qingfeng raised her eyes and looked forward as hard as she could. Standing diagonally in front of her was a man in dark green robes and an iron-headed mask. This man was the so-called "Pavilion Master".
Wait a minute, isn't this the first episode of "Building Dreams Together", the scene where the heroine debuts?
The iron-headed male pavilion master coughed lightly, and all the women around him stood up straight.
Yu Qingfeng was so angry that she didn't dare to breathe, so she stood up straight and looked around secretly to confirm the situation.
That's right, all the services are exactly the same as in the show, and I have indeed traveled through time into the bad show I just complained about.
Is this the retribution for venomous remarks?
As someone in the comment section said:
A huge team worked hard for half a year to create a crystallization of wisdom and a work of art. The classic character created by my brother who worked so hard and endured hardships even though his finger was injured has become the material for your complaints and the traffic password that fulfills your needs.
, won’t your conscience hurt?
Yu Qingfeng's conscience has never been painful. Now that retribution has come, she doesn't know if it is her conscience, but it is heartache anyway.
"Yuyan is dead, who dares to take over her mission?" The pavilion master's voice penetrated the iron-headed mask, and the sound was really weird.
In the play, the leader of this mysterious killer organization Qianji Pavilion, that is, the villain, has his own weird and horror-style BGM when he appears.
Yu Qingfeng came through time travel, but she didn't have the privilege of having exclusive BGM and predicting the plot through the soundtrack, which made her quite disappointed.
So what is my golden finger? Yu Qingfeng started to think wildly.
Unintentionally, Yu Qingfeng caught a glimpse of the woman next to her, who was none other than the heroine Cheng Minrong in the play. According to the plot, the master of the pavilion will soon appoint Cheng Minrong to carry out the task of assassinating the male protagonist.
When a heroine has a halo, she can be sure that she will not die no matter how hard she tries to die.
But if you don't become the heroine and get deeply involved in the killer organization, you may not be sent out to perform other tasks. Without the blessing of aura, you can become cannon fodder at any time.
"Me!" Yu Qingfeng raised her hands as she did before answering questions in class. In order to survive and to easily reach the peak of her life, she decided to become the heroine.
"Very good." Master Tietou took out a porcelain bottle from his wide sleeves, opened the lid and took out a small black pill.
Yu Qingfeng swallowed her saliva, not because she was greedy, but because she was afraid.
The name of this medicine is the Seven-Day Soul-Breaking Pill, and the setting is very familiar. After taking it, if you don't come back within seven days to take Qianji Pavilion's unique antidote, you will definitely not be able to see the sun on the eighth day.
The rule of Qianji Pavilion is that you must take this poison before going on a mission to ensure that if the mission fails, you can avoid future troubles.
Well, the female protagonist has an aura of immortality. She has already predicted the plot direction: the male protagonist saves the female protagonist once in three episodes on average, which is an old routine.
It's right to hug the hero's thigh tightly.
Yu Qingfeng opened her mouth, and the Tietou Pavilion Master flicked the pill into the air.
When Yu Qingfeng swallowed it, she had a very ominous premonition: she was hasty, and the pill had an ominous meaning - it was going to end.
Chapter completed!