Chapter 139 Shame
Then he took off his shoes and stepped on them with his soles for a long time.
This is the simile and monster technique in Qimen, and the arrow represents a non-existent road.
Then step on it with human feet to get intoxicated, and try to create a road where people walk.
But just this is of course nonsense, because a gossip mirror is hanging high at the door of the bun shop.
This mirror can clearly see the evil tricks, so Kui Dazhuang had to search in the trash can.
It was also lucky that he could not help but be overjoyed when he flipped into a glass beer bottle inside.
The owner of the bun shop was curious when he saw Kui Dazhuang's strange behavior.
I thought he was rummaging on garbage and eating, but for a moment he felt a little soft-hearted.
"Oh, the capital is full of miserable people. Who would have any idea of this?" the boss sighed.
As he said that, he planned to give Kui Dazhuang two meat buns, but he didn't expect that the other party was pranking him.
Ignoring the boss waved to him completely, Kui Dazhuang smashed the glass bottle and picked out the largest piece.
He kept measuring and calculating under the sun, adjusting the placement, and finally successfully found a perfect angle.
Use a glass piece to refract light to the opposite Bagua mirror, and the thing will lose its function instantly.
As a result, Kui Dazhuang's road-like monster technique has begun to take effect, and some passing vehicles have shifted unnaturally.
Some people feel that the road is wrong, while others seem to be avoiding the sudden turn of the car.
"Haha, it's quite interesting." Kui Dazhuang chuckled, and found that it would be this effect that suddenly there would be another way.
Originally, there was only a horizontal road in front of the bun shop, but now there was an "fake road" that hedges with it.
But this is not enough. In order to create the chest tightness he had just lied about, Kui Dazhuang also wanted to double-team the bun shop.
He grabbed some light garbage from the ground and found a piece of waste paper to fold it around. The technique was very particular.
Finally, a thing similar to Yu Xinzi was broken, but this thing did not attract rain, but the wind.
"It's been too long since I broke it, and I don't know if it will work."
Pulling the hyacinth into the soil directly opposite the bun shop, Kui Dazhuang licked his index finger, then lifted it into the air to measure the wind direction.
"Today's southeast wind blows..." he muttered.
The owner of the bun shop across the street was still waving to him, but Kui Dazhuang was obviously fascinated and forgot his purpose of doing this.
Since it is the southeast wind, the opposite is the northwest wind. I wanted to stop Kui Dazhuang from turning the front of the hyacinth towards the middle of the two wind directions.
That is, the northeast wind blows away the normal wind in front of the bun shop completely in one direction.
Soon, the wind stopped entering naturally, and the boss began to feel a little bored without even passing through the front of the bun shop.
"What's going on? I feel like I'm so breathless." He patted his forehead and said in confusion.
In this winter, he actually felt like he was suffering from heatstroke in summer, and he felt dizzy and chest tightness for a while, and he felt that the oxygen was scarce around him.
At this time, he looked up and saw Kui Dazhuang walking over with a smile.
"What do you think, boss? I'll just say that your store is evil, why don't I help you..."
Before he could finish speaking, the boss waved his hand and said:
"You came just right. You can take this bun to eat. It seems that you have just come to Beijing and you should have encountered difficulties."
"Next time I want to eat buns, just tell me, don't pretend to be a fool."
"I don't know why I feel dizzy, so I'll go and take a break first."
Looking at the buns handed over by the boss, Kui Dazhuang stood there in a daze, feeling mixed in his heart.
Sadness and guilt suddenly surged into his heart, making him unable to raise his head at all.
"What the hell am I doing..." Kui Dazhuang said mockingly.
He took the bun, shouted thank you solemnly, and then he ran away.
The boss collapsed on the recliner at this time, moved out the fan used for summer and turned it on. It was only when a cool breeze blew up and felt much more comfortable.
The collapsed Kui Dazhuang ran to the opposite side of the road again and kicked the "prank" he had just made like crazy.
Finally, he sat on the side of the road with a look of grievance, gnawing at the bun in his hand.
Because he was too hungry, he swallowed it without water.
I swallowed a few sips with difficulty, but I couldn't swallow it anymore. Two lines of tears suddenly emerged from my eyes.
A strong man cried for himself, and then regretted that he ran out for the so-called face.
At this time, a warm hand slapped his shoulder. Kui Dazhuang had an illusion and couldn't help but imagine that Qin Mu had found him.
Turning his head and looking at it, it turned out to be his girlfriend Alan's soul body.
"Why are you coming out? I'm so embarrassed now." Kui Dazhuang said angrily.
"I love you, so you don't need to stay strong in front of me. I've always been your support." Alan comforted.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Kui Dazhuang said helplessly.
"Are you not asking me to steal for you, or are you referring to something else?" Alan covered her mouth and laughed secretly.
"How can you steal something? That's illegal."
Kui Dazhuang seems to have a little bottom line.
"Then what you did just now is?"
"Isn't this creating demand for the other party? I think it's reasonable."
"Okay, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. Go back quickly. Qin Mu did not do anything wrong. Instead, you are really too reckless."
Alan scolded.
"This... I certainly know it's my problem, but he is my brother. Shouldn't he trust me unconditionally and support me?"
"He has to show some sincerity no matter how he does it, and I will compromise."
Kui Dazhuang said stubbornly.
"well……"
Alan knew that Kui Dazhuang had a stubborn temper like a cow, and probably wasn't willing to lose face if he starved to death.
It should be impossible to persuade him, it seems that he has to think of other ways.
On the other hand, Qin Mu returned to Shop 44 after finishing the meal and almost passed out of exhaustion.
It was said to be a vegetarian, but after I arrived, I was pushed to do something else.
Even the coffin had to be carried, and if it weren't for Old Man Qiu's order, he would have run away on the spot.
"Are you back?" Old Man Qiu raised his eyebrows, obviously knowing what would happen.
"Well, this is a reward."
Qin Mu did not complain, but just handed over the money he earned to the counter.
"How did the deceased go smoothly?"
This is what Old Man Qiu cares about the most.
"Of course it went smoothly. I used Tai Chi to cancel out the two phases, and the force of yin and yang transforming each other was lifting him, just as comfortable as lying in the clouds."
Qin Muyang was proud, but Old Man Qiu disagreed and just counted the money quietly.
"Master, I did all this work today. I am not seeking credit, but can you share a little bit with me? You can get the big head!"
He asked.
"No way!"
Qiu Shounian refused almost without hesitation and threw the money into the counter with a "slap".
"You are an apprentice and come to learn my things. I don't ask you for tuition and pay you. Do you want a bonus?"
"this……"
Qin Mu was speechless for a moment, and he felt that Old Man Qiu was right.
"Okay, when I didn't say it, I'm the one who respects the master."
"Hmph, don't talk to me, hurry up and get the shop, it's going to be dark." Old Man Qiu urged.
Qin Mu nodded and was about to close the store door, but a girl quickly came in and closed the door decisively.
Chapter completed!