Chapter 168: I am the Slap Man!(1/2)
Face a situation where you are being doubted.
The extremely wise Xi Shenlian chose to continue to adhere to the principle of destroying everything he had always adhered to.
'Damn it, my underwear has been exposed again!'
'Hee~ Fortunately I didn't wear any at all...'
Generally speaking.
He had no intention of hiding anything.
So, in the end, he chose to speak frankly:
"Yes, friend, I am the steel... No, I am the Slap Man!"
"And you, my dear friend, are my witness."
"Me, I can already hear the whole Internet cheering for me." 81zw.??m
"It feels like the whole earth is whispering my name - Nishigami Rei."
His nonsense made Tianyuanli on the other side of the phone fall into thinking.
She began to think about whether Xi Shenlian had another serious illness.
After all, the guy opposite obviously has no shame at all.
It's really too shameless.
She almost wanted to call the police.
Finally, after thinking for a long time, Tianyuanli chose to put it more tactfully:
"...You should be normal."
Probably more tactful.
Follow the basic rules of turn-based play.
Xishenli chose to refute.
"It's like I'm not normal."
"Are you really normal?"
This simple and direct rhetorical question made Xi Shenlian feel a little less confident.
He was troubled:
"Probably normal."
Tianyuan Li was once again speechless at the shameless guy.
"..."
"Okay, don't pull any nonsense."
"Due to what happened on the moon, the authorities have no time to take care of you right now."
"It's better for you to stay calm."
"Perhaps, you might become the ultimate weapon of the earth."
"The situation on the moon has caused the top leaders of this country and other countries to focus their main attention on unknown threats in outer space. Your ability to conduct beyond-visual-range strikes may allow more people on the earth to
Maybe even a little trump card."
"...Ah, this..."
Xi Shenlian was silent.
He didn't know whether he should admit that he was responsible for the bad things on the moon.
After all, he is an honest man.
There are really very few people as honest as him.
He didn't hesitate for long.
Tianyuan Li asked again:
"By the way, can your ability still hit non-physical targets?"
"Why can you hit characters in TV series and animations?"
Facing him as a slap man, it was not only Japanese people who were slapped.
Even various messy film and television characters have been slapped in the face a lot recently.
to be honest.
Regarding this kind of thing that can transcend reality and create effects, Tianyuan Li's head is also full of question marks.
Why is this happening?
Is it that exaggerated?
Can even false characters be slapped?
Xishenli once again chose to tell the truth:
"I don't understand this either. I'm not a scientific researcher. Anyway, I can fight."
After thinking about it for a while.
Tianyuanli asked another question that concerned me:
"...Since you can influence false things, can you take things out of movies and TV shows?"
…."If possible, I will arrange for people to shoot some crazy TV series full of powerful props."
Obviously, Tianyuan Li has begun to think about using Xi Shenlian's ability to do flower work.
But Xi Shenlian still told the truth:
"That ability doesn't have that effect for the time being. It just allows me to attack any target I recognize."
Tianyuanli replied a little disappointed:
"All right."
"However, this is already very powerful."
"Basically the most perfect assassin ability."
"You can kill people through the TV."
"In the face of possible alien threats, you may need to work hard to improve your strength."
When speaking.
She was on the other side of the phone, her eyes still focused on the computer in front of her.
There, several awakened people from Japan were exploring the situation on the surface of the moon.
Through ultra-long-distance video, Tianyuanli is also watching various situations there in real time.
Everything is very formal and serious.
She had no idea.
All these, all kinds of bad things were caused by Xi Shenlian.
Beat yourself.
That's pretty much it.
Xi Shenlian responded with some reluctance:
"...Well, this, maybe."
for his reaction.
Tianyuan Li didn't care either.
She understood that the other party was a guy with a somewhat strange personality.
Furthermore.
A lot of words.
She thought it would be better to talk face to face.
for example:
What she said before about Xi Shenli being very suitable to serve as the earth's final resort when facing aliens is not a lie.
If the aliens use some kind of technological means to achieve the moon skin resurfacing operation, then the aliens are not very strong in terms of physical strength.
Then, what Xishenrei possesses will be the perfect instant kill skill.
A slap in the face.
The other person would have died on the spot.
To be continued...