Chapter 3 Leaving a job first
"Okay, you don't have to be so pessimistic. Our company's services support your real-time supervision."
Hey, supervision, what kind of supervision? Can you think of your own soul floating in the sky even if you are dead?
Zhang Youzhi saw No. 2 nodding towards him inexplicably.
The two were quiet for a while.
"The 38888 set meal, is this the final service you chose?" Number 2 subconsciously continued to grab French fries, but got another empty one.
"I'll take another look." Zhang Youzhi looked carefully again. He wanted to see if he had spent any unnecessary money. If he could save a few thousand, he would save a few thousand. Even buying a dog for his son as a gift to his parents would be better than giving it to himself.
It’s better to arrange those useless flowers at the funeral.
"What are my current funeral standards?" Zhang Youzhi asked.
"Except for the 'Grand Burial with Scenery', 'Beautiful Sea and Sky Cemetery' and some other options, the default funeral standards you have now are:
1. Quanqing City Level 1 Public Cemetery
Second, within seven days of your burial, a few people will come to your tombstone to place flowers and place flowers.
3. Tributes, wine, candies, and paper money. These items will be replaced for seven days.
Fourth, on the day of burial, a complete family—father, mother, young son, young wife, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, father-in-law, and three or five friends will take turns visiting you at the grave.
She will cry when necessary, but of course, these are all disguised by our staff."
5. There is a QR code about your life engraved on the tombstone. Others can know your life by scanning it. This is our newly launched software. It is still in the testing phase. You can try it for free. Your life will be simpler.
, it won’t take up much memory on our server.
6. Internet Trace Elimination Service: Completely remove all traces of you on the Internet. Whether it is visits to bad websites, strange comments, or anonymous answers on Zhihu, it can be deleted from the root. Even your behind-the-scenes comments can be deleted from the source.
We can also completely eliminate the Internet articles written by my girlfriend secretly from the Internet.
7. Online game account hosting: sell or help you continue to operate it until it is delivered to your designated friends or descendants at a specific time.
8. Open fires are not allowed in Quanqing City Cemetery. We will burn paper money for you in a specific area for seven consecutive days.
9. Basic etiquette related to urban tomb procedures. Please note that in response to the call for simplicity in red and white matters, the effects of the blowing, playing, playing, singing, crying and other performances are only for rural areas."
Zhang Youzhi was silent for a moment.
"I am a staunch materialist. I don't believe in ghosts and gods. I don't need to burn paper after my death. I don't need strangers to come to my tomb for group tours. Therefore, I don't need any of the above services."
"Wait a minute, keep the sixth item for me." Zhang Youzhi spoke again after careful consideration.
Number 2 was surprised: "Mr. Zhang, don't you even need a cemetery? We can also lower the cemetery standards. The cheapest cemetery is on the hilltop in your village, which only costs 1,000 yuan."
"No need, just help me find a piece of river ditch to raise after burning." Zhang Youzhi smiled.
Number 2 looked at him with admiration, although Zhang Youzhi could not see the admiration in his eyes.
"Let me scatter the ashes into the sea for you. Linhai, Quanqing City. I'll check how much it costs to scatter the ashes in the sea area... Well, it's sixty yuan. Our company will waive it for you and help you scatter the ashes into the sea."
"Come out of the crematorium and find the nearest ditch to spread it. I won't bother you." Zhang Youzhi smiled bitterly.
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"Your current package price is 12888. Except for your girlfriend's item and your parents' item, all other standards are set to the lowest."
Number 2 spent a long time talking, dumbfounded.
"Well, that's good. If I scan you, you scan me?" Zhang Youzhi said softly.
"Don't you need to discuss it with your designated insider?"
"Just because you've been talking nonsense with me here for more than an hour, there's no need to discuss anything anymore."
"Okay, no need to scan the code, we will make a special link to your bank card. Please ensure that a deposit of 12,888 yuan is reserved in your bank card when you die. After your death, the contract will automatically take effect. If the money is not enough, it will be regarded as a contract
If one item is invalid, please sign it first."
Under the instructions of No. 2, Zhang Youzhi wrote his name on the contract column of the business introduction sheet filled with crosses.
"Sign one here too." Xu Kongzheng pointed to the blank area to the right of the "Supervision Regulations" next to it.
Zhang Youzhi did not doubt that he was there and wrote his name for the second time.
No. 2 suddenly stood up seriously and spoke to Zhang Youzhi again.
"Due to the requirements of our company's rules and regulations, I would like to proactively remind you: You have the right to read the supervision regulations. Do you want to read it?"
"No need." Zhang Youzhi waved his hand.
Supervision regulations? Even though I am dead, I still supervise nothing. The insider is set to be a minor. I have also checked the company's situation. This is a super white-collar company well-known at home and abroad, with a very good reputation.
As for why I just heard about this company today, it may be because I have never paid attention to this company.
After all, I didn't expect to leave in such a hurry.
"Happy cooperation, Mr. Zhang. This is my business card. If you need to buy analgesics or have other requests, you can contact me by phone."
Number 2 took off his sunglasses and solemnly extended his right hand to Zhang Youzhi.
Only then did Zhang Youzhi realize that this man was white and thin. Although he looked tall, he seemed to be able to blow away with one breath. The little girl probably liked this type.
After shaking hands with this cold hand, Zhang Youzhi walked out of KFC without looking back.
This time I really didn’t look back.
After Zhang Youzhi walked away, the No. 2 put on his sunglasses again, walked slowly towards the bar, and then leaned on the counter, like an old silver hairtail wrapped in black cloth and marinated in the sun.
"Warm a cup of Coke and order a plate of French fries." No. 2 said lazily.
"Please scan the code to order."
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More than half of the six-hour medication had taken effect. At this time, Zhang Youzhi already felt a little dizzy. He knew that the metastasized cancer cells were corroding his underdeveloped brain.
My parents are in the county town, my girlfriend is also in the county town, and I am the only one who still stays in the company in Quanqing City.
Just like the resignation in the TV series, Zhang Youzhi held a square cardboard box with his sundries neatly stuffed inside - there were books, a mouse, a keyboard, a big orange, a water glass, a cushion, and
A big red envelope.
The red envelope was given to him by a female boss who admired him very much. It was very thick, probably as much as fifty days' salary.
But there are also some things he left here, such as the pot of cactus that never grows thorns.
After the desk was cleared, an impatient young man sat down in Zhang Youzhi's seat with his work box in his arms. Zhang Youzhi turned back and nodded approvingly at him.
The young man called himself "Senior" in embarrassment.
Zhang Youzhi asked him to take good care of his bald cactus.
My location is close to the window, close to the air conditioner, and diagonally opposite my boss's office. It's a perfect location for fishing.
That's what young people should do, they have to learn how to fish.
If you can't touch the fish, it's good to touch the cactus.
Colleagues with whom he had good relationships also asked one after another why he left his job suddenly. Zhang Youzhi argued that he wanted to go back to his hometown to marry his girlfriend of five years, and then he would stay in the county and work as a teacher. What did Quanqing City say?
It's better to quit the big city and spend your life in a small place with the people you care about.
This was met with a chorus of praise and blessings, and some male colleagues clamored for wedding candies - Zhang Youzhi actually took out a large handful of wedding candies from his pocket and happily distributed them to everyone.
Female colleagues also cast envious glances one after another. Colleagues who have been overworked for a long time still have dark circles under their eyes at this time, but they do not hide the envy that comes from the bottom of their hearts.
Zhang Youzhi held the box and passed the seat of a girl. This girl had a bun and continued to run the picture attentively. Zhang Youzhi deliberately warned this junior who he had brought with him, opened his mouth, and sighed dejectedly.
She didn't want to see her off, and she didn't need to say anything more.
In this way, amidst the blessings of a group of people, Zhang Youzhi hugged his own little world and left the company where he had stayed for three years.
"Jiajia, why don't you get up and say goodbye to Brother Zhi?"
"Ah? Brother Zhi is gone? Oops, I was running a picture just now and didn't notice it. Let me send him a message."
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Chapter completed!