Chapter 1 Interstellar Rebirth
"Ding, the super monetization system is starting, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."
"Ding, the monetization system is successfully bound and starts reading the host information."
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A few wisps of orange showed through the gray sky, barely adding a bit of color to the dirty garbage dump. At this time, a black cat lay on a relatively clean iron plate in the Er planet garbage dump and squinted.
Eyes basking in the sun.
Once reborn, not only did he transform from the nine-life cat of heaven and earth spirit beast into a little black cat cub, but he was also bound to a rogue system that he couldn't figure out what it was. What's worse is that there is no aura here. If you want to practice, you can't do it at all.
It's a fool's dream.
And...it was reborn as a "male cat" cub.
Why are there quotation marks? That’s a long story. This body is 100% female, but for some reason, it has a pair of biologically simulated balls between its legs since it first woke up, which are more realistic than real ones.
The eggs are real.
Although the balls were fake, it made her short-term wish come true. Thinking of this, the cat looked at the two furry balls between its legs lovingly, and she didn’t know how the people in the interstellar did it. Simulation Cat
The balls can tremble according to the owner's thoughts, and it seems to be no different from the real thing.
"Ding, good afternoon host! Monetization system 004 is at your service wholeheartedly."
Hearing this flattering mechanical sound, the cat waggled its tail and licked its paws as if it didn't hear anything.
Yesterday, the monetization system shamelessly came after it just woke up. On the one hand, it was bragging about how powerful it was and how it could turn other things into interstellar star coins or points used in the system mall. On the other hand, it was shamelessly acting cute.
Roll around, ask yourself to "do a small favor", and lure him with big profits.
The only reason is that he is too weak now and has no choice but to be forcibly bound by the monetization system. Moreover, Mao Yiqing also understands at this time that the monetization ability of the system is just a boost to help the host complete the task. If it does not
If you are willing to complete the task, there will be no benefits. In addition, there are many restrictions on obtaining benefits. As expected, there is no such thing as a free lunch. This system has painted a big pie for itself, which can be seen but cannot be touched.
Who would have thought that even eating a small dried fish would be a luxury for the majestic Nine-Life Cat, not to mention that the cat is still in a desolate and remote garbage planet, and he doesn’t know when he will be able to leave. In short, the future is gloomy.
, there is no hope.
"Hey, host, don't be angry." The system said obediently in Cat's mind; "As long as we complete the task, we will have everything."
Mao Yiqing still ignored it and pretended to be a mute cat quietly.
Seeing that the host did not accept this, the system's tone paused and its attitude finally became serious: "Don't the host want to return to the world of cultivating immortals? The system assures you that as long as you complete the ultimate mission, you will be able to go back. You know my
Origin."
Hearing this, the little black boy's ears finally moved, and he put away his careless look. After about a few seconds, he heard Mao Yiqing's indifferent voice that made the system's hair stand on end: "Really? I just
I trust you once. If... something happens to you, don't blame me for eating you alive to practice."
At the end, it sniffed its little nose and said with regret: "You smell so delicious..." It's a pity that I don't have the ability to devour you now.
Hearing this, the system shuddered, and its voice became more and more flattering: "Hey, don't worry. Our system is compiled by the Lord God, and it is impossible to lie. If you don't return to the world of cultivating immortals in the end,
, the system is guaranteed to be at your disposal!”
The little black cub snorted, noncommittal.
Seeing that the host was finally willing to communicate, the system immediately went to work and cautiously asked: "Look...can we choose a task first? The system can plan the future path for you."
At this point, the coldness that had been gathering in Mao Yiqing's body finally dissipated, but his enthusiasm was still low: "Oh, what are the tasks?"
"There are so many types of this." When talking about this topic, the system immediately became excited: "Our tasks are diverse and keep pace with the times. There will definitely be something you like~. Please select the task type: 1, large
Gourmet, leading the interstellar taste festival. 2. Movie superstar, popular among interstellar fans. 3. Elegant celebrities, recreating the poetry culture of ancient earth. 4. Cute pet live broadcast, cuteness breaks through the entire interstellar. 5. Pharmacy master, gene repair
It’s not a dream.”
"Look, which one is your cup of tea~" the system's voice rippled, as if it was a madam trying to sell the girl in the building.
Hearing this, a certain cat frowned slightly, and after a long time, he slowly uttered a sentence: "...What are these things?"
Seeing that the host's already low interest seemed to be fading, the system hurriedly explained: "These are tasks that can benefit the entire star and accumulate merit. Although the current star is technologically advanced, its spiritual content is far behind the ancient earth.
More than a little bit.”
"For example, in the first mission, the host must have seen the food here - nutrients. The system can responsibly tell the host that most of the food for people in the interstellar world today is nutrients. Because the original traditional animals and plants have changed after the interstellar era.
After the mutation, it is no longer edible. If the host can improve their dietary life, it will definitely be a great merit."
"There is one last task, Pharmacy Master. In order to adapt to the harsh interstellar environment and survive, the people of ancient Earth finally came up with a way to merge their own genes with the genes of the beasts. This can indeed strengthen their physique and prolong their life.
They have a long lifespan, but at the same time they face the potential danger of genetic collapse. According to this system's survey, about one thousandth of the interstellar people in the entire interstellar are in this danger and may die at any time!"
A certain cat was unmoved: "So?"
"So the task of saving the world is left to us!" The system is full of passion. As long as it and the host accumulate enough merit, not only can the host return to the world of immortality, but it can also obtain an entity, and it no longer has to pretend to be a system.
Got it!
Of course, you still have to cover your vest now.
"Host, please choose a task."
Mao Zizi narrowed his eyes and paused for several seconds before he slowly said: "No choice."
"Okay... um??? Don't choose??? Why not choose!!!" The originally excited system suddenly turned into a disapproving face: "No, no, no, you have to choose a task!"
"But I can't do any of the tasks you mentioned." The black cat calmly licked his paws and said nonchalantly: "I'm only good at training and fighting."
Chapter completed!