0040 Jade Emperor, you have too many eyes(1/2)
Explain what?
Being forced to sing this kind of thing in front of all the immortals in heaven!
Xitian’s face, where to put it?
Taoist Zhunti has no shame in staying any longer.
This western sky, brought by Tathagata, is nothing short of a smog.
Majestic in the west!
If you want to go to heaven to ask for someone, do you still want to ask for it like this?
Still need a show?
"Asshole!!!"
Taoist Zhunti stared at Tathagata and roared.
"Tathagata Duobao, if you can preside over things in the Western Heaven, you should manage it well! If you can't do this job, I will go to Luojia Mountain and invite Cihang!"
Don't don't!
When Tathagata heard that someone was going to be replaced, he immediately panicked.
"Uncle Master, there must be some misunderstanding here, I must give you an explanation!"
"Go quickly!!! Come back and straighten things out!!!"
After a roar, Taoist Zhunti turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the Great Leiyin Temple.
Phew~
Tathagata breathed a deep sigh of relief.
Bailong! It’s all Bailong’s fault!
Manjusri and Samantabhadra, what happened?
Why are you still singing?
Tathagata looked at the people in Lingshan and said loudly: "Everyone, the poor monk will go out for a while. You can go back and rest."
The monks in Lingshan chanted in unison: "Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"
In an instant, all the monks turned into streams of light and walked away cleanly.
Tathagata turned around, turned into golden light, and flew straight to heaven.
In the heaven, Manjushri and Samantabhadra finished singing the song with gritted teeth.
The corner of Bailong's mouth curled up into a slight smile.
Because the system has already given rewards.
[Complete the task: Manjusri Bodhisattva sings "You look so beautiful when you smile"]
[Reward: Five hundred thousand years of cultivation, body-fixing method]
Bailong took a look and saw his own message.
Bailong (Ao Lie)
Realm: Early Golden Immortal Stage
Skills: Seventy-two Transformations, King of Glory Hero Puppet, Golden Crow Transformation into Rainbow Technique, Vajra Indestructibility, Palm of Tathagata, Eye of Wisdom, Dharma of Heaven and Earth, and Body Concentration Technique
Magic weapon: Xuanyuan Sword, Linglong Pagoda
Backpack: 13 nine-thousand-year-old peaches, three rounds of 648 (not allowed to stay overnight)
Puppet heroes: Cheng Yaojin, Bodhidharma, Arthur, Xiang Yu, Mozi, Zhang Liang, Angela, Wang Zhaojun, Daji
System: Rich reward system
Title: Taixu Sword Immortal
Official position: Royal bodyguard, picket officer
Manjushri Bodhisattva hated Bailong and tore Bailong's sheet of music into pieces.
"The spiritual officials on duty have not yet sent Dingguang Huanxi Buddha out, but they are still laughing obscenely here!"
Samantabhadra's pretty face turned red, but he did not dare to attack Bailong.
The best plan is to travel to the west!
You cannot offend Heaven. If Xitian breaks off relations with Heaven, there will be no way for Xitian to learn scriptures.
"Venerable Manjushri, the Buddha often taught us that when someone slaps us in the face, we should hold out the other half of our face and ask him to hit us too. When the person is tired, he will stop hitting us."
Manjushri Bodhisattva, listening to the advice of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, closed his eyes helplessly and nodded.
"Honorable Samantabhadra, I am the Buddha who is compassionate!"
Three seconds later, Manjushri Bodhisattva suppressed the anger in his heart.
With her slender fingers, she pointed at Li Jing, the king of towers among the immortals, and said with a beautiful smile: "King Li, come here."
oh?
Li Jing frowned.
What are the two uncles of Manjusri and Samantabhadra asking them to do at this time?
Li Jing, the Heavenly King of the Pagoda, respectfully flew forward and said, "Two venerables, why are you summoning your disciples?"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva's beautiful eyes sparkled, he hooked his fingers and said softly: "Come a little closer, my uncle will tell you something."
oh?
Could it be that the two uncles are asking Bailong for the Linglong Pagoda?
Li Jing suddenly felt happy when he thought of this.
"Uncle Manjusri, Uncle Samantabhadra, that evil dragon robbed my pagoda, disciple? Why are you smiling so strangely, uncle? Ouch!!!!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva threw a punch and punched directly into Li Jing's left eye socket, sending him flying hundreds of miles away!
Samantabhadra's mount, a white elephant, suddenly stretched its trunk, tied Li Jing's legs, and pulled him back.
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva raised his leg and kicked it, and said bitterly: "Poor monk - trough!!!"
Manjushri Bodhisattva turned around to follow him, and the sky was full of fists.
Ahhhh!
"Two uncles, why on earth is this! Why are you hitting me!"
"Bad monk! Why do I need to beat you?"
"As everyone knows, good students are taught this way!"
Samantabhadra Bodhisattva turned his head, stared at the white elephant, and said: "Tie it up! I will punish you by beating it away!"
…
Two minutes, 8653 punches, punches to the flesh!
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva stroked their hair from their ears and smiled beautifully.
"I feel good, let's tidy up my makeup."
"Bai Xiang, let go of that scoundrel. I feel relieved."
After a while, Manjushri and Samantabhadra looked at Bailong again and spoke in unison.
"Chief Inspector, look at the song and we sang it, so let's forget about it."
However, Bailong still shook his head.
The affairs of heaven and the mission have been solved.
I haven’t settled my own family matters yet?
If it is so easy to forgive, then Xihai will not be regarded as a soft persimmon by others?
Bailong held his head high and said calmly.
"It's the same thing. So many soldiers and generals died in our Western Sea. If Guanyin Bodhisattva hadn't rescued me, I don't know how many lives would have been lost. How do you calculate this account? Don't give me gifts. I never accept gifts!"
Well!
Manjusri and Samantabhadra gnashed their teeth angrily, their beautiful eyes filled with anger.
People say no!
All the songs were sung!
Such shameful songs were sung!
You also said that you don’t accept gifts, so where did the nine-thousand-year-old flat peaches you eat come from?
Manjushri Bodhisattva was furious and said: "Tell me, how are you going to settle this account?"
To be continued...