It’s not for nothing that the virtual farm is 6 to 7 times longer than the real one. After more than half a month, that’s more than three months. Li Tong didn’t dare to say how well he practiced, but just based on what he learned

Some techniques and routines are more than enough to make fun of this little kid.

What is kung fu? Maybe it's flying over walls, maybe it's a killing technique, or maybe it's Tai Chi that the uncles and aunts are doing in the square now.

Say a word from the top of the Forbidden City, and a sword from the west will fly to the sky!

Huashan talks about the way of swordsmanship, and the ways of martial arts are endless!

This kind of Kung Fu is colorful and illusory, but it is also the same as when I was lying on the bed alone and tossing and turning in my youth, I could not help but recite the Nine Yang Magic Kung Fu silently to the wall and I would be excited for a long time.

In fact, for ordinary people, they only need to simply learn these five moves: stepping on the feet, kicking the crotch, teasing the vagina, inserting the eyes, and choking, and they will be able to travel around the world without fear.

When Banggeng was beaten so hard that even Sunan and the other girls couldn't bear to watch, a rapid ringing of bicycle bells rang behind them.

"What are you stupid kids doing blocking the gate? Get out of the way!"

It turned out that it was Xu Damao who came back early from a movie in the countryside. He didn’t know which village he collected oil and water from. A big rooster with red combs was hung upside down on the handlebar with its claws tied tightly. There was a sack on the back seat.

There are also two large bundles of potato noodles tied to the sack.

"It's broken. It's Xu Damao in the backyard. Let's go quickly."

Su Nan covered her little face and lowered her head and ran into the courtyard. Except for Zhao Xinyang and the other three, most of the other children also dispersed in a hurry. Those who went to pick up iron rings picked up iron rings, and those who went to collect rubber bands collected their rubber bands, all in a swarm.

Di followed Sunan and ran into the yard.

"A bunch of brats are still trying to fight in groups." Xu Damao was amused by the way Sunan and the others ran away.

Seeing that the adults in the other courtyard had returned, Wang Weimin looked at the miserable stick lying on the ground and asked with a guilty conscience: "How about we withdraw too?"

"Then what are you waiting for? Just run!"

Zhao Xinyang gave up and ran towards the entrance of the alley opposite. Wang Weimin dragged Hao Kun, who seemed to have something to say, to follow him. In the blink of an eye, the three of them disappeared at the intersection of the alley.

After a while, the three of them ran back to Beibingmasi Hutong. Zhao Xinyang bent over and covered his chest, breathing heavily, while Wang Weimin and Hao Kun sat down on the stone steps at the entrance of the courtyard, exhausted.

Out of breath.

"Mouse, you reacted very slowly. If you ask me, it's all your fault that we were blocked this time by Lu Mingtao and the others." Wang Weimin, who was sitting next to Hao Kun on the stone steps, turned around and said, "Brother Ting

If so, you should lose weight."

"Damn it, uncle, if you hadn't stepped on someone's hoop while walking without looking at the road, how could this happen to our three brothers?" Zhao Xinyang, who was standing nearby, pointed at Wang Weimin and cursed with a smile. He couldn't stand Wang Weimin.

This kid bullied Hao Kun.

Hao Kun ignored Wang Weimin's teasing and suddenly thought of something. He sat up and touched his trouser pockets with both hands. The five-cent coin that was supposed to be in his trouser pocket was missing.

"It's over, I don't want my five cents back! Woohoo."

"Haha, I asked you not to take it with you. If you insist on taking it, you might be robbed."

Zhao Xinyang casually gave Wang Weimin a headache and said as if looking at a fool: "Why are you so happy? The sorbet is gone!"

Wang Weimin covered his head and said with a grimace: "If it doesn't work, how about we go back and get the money back?"

"What are you going to do? Waiting to be taken home to tell your parents that we had a fight today, and then each of us will be beaten with a feather duster, right?" Looking at Wang Weimin who was covering his head and dodging left and right, Zhao Xinyang held back and gave him another blow.

thoughts.

Outside Nanluogu Alley, Xu Damao looked at the trembling Banggan slowly getting up from the ground with his knees on the ground. The child had two dark circles under his eyes, his cheeks were swollen, and there was a bruise at the corner of his mouth.

Front teeth.

Xu Damao stood the bicycle on the spot, put his arms under his body and leaned on the seat with his chin raised: "Haha, Bangge, who are you practicing with here? How did it end up like this?"

"No, it's okay, Uncle Damao, I'm going home." Banggeng patted the soil on his body twice and forced a smile. He looked back at Lu Mingtao, who was standing supporting the big locust tree, dragging his cloth shoes and staggering up the stairs.

Up the stone steps.

"Banggen, wait for me, I'll go with you." Lu Mingtao covered his lower abdomen with a tense face and slowly followed him. When he passed by Li Tong and the others, he didn't forget to spit at their feet.

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As for Li Shujian, this kid has sharp eyelids. When Xu Damao walked into the alley with his cart, he immediately left everyone behind and ran away.

"You bastard!"

Li Ailian stretched out her hand to grab Lu Mingtao's face, but Li Tong grabbed her sleeve, shook his head at her and said, "Sister, after the fight, this matter is settled. You can't hold back."

"Okay, third boy, you know the rules. You will definitely be successful when you grow up. Uncle Damao appreciates you, so I'll give you this bundle of vermicelli." Xu Damao stood up, took out a bundle of potato vermicelli from the back seat of his bicycle, and threw it to

Li Tong.

"then."

"Thank you, Uncle Damao!" Li Tong opened his hands and hugged the potato vermicelli thrown from the air, and thanked Xu Damao.

Xu Damao happily kicked off the leg rests and pushed the car slowly towards the yard. The big rooster hanging upside down on the handlebars clucked and fluttered the chicken feathers all over the floor.

In the front yard, the third aunt held the washing basin and watched curiously as the two children Banggeng and Lu Mingtao helped each other into the yard. Lu Mingtao was doing better, but his cheek was bruised a bit, and Banggian's little face was quite attractive.

, now it’s basically like a different person.

"Third aunt, stop looking. A few children were fighting at the gate of the hospital just now. Little boys, bumps and bumps are inevitable." Xu Damao carried the car and pressed it against the threshold and followed Bangge and the others.

The third aunt is not a troublesome person to begin with. She has never cared about things that have nothing to do with her family or things that she can't take advantage of.

Looking at Xu Damao's big rooster, big bundles of potato vermicelli, and a sack of stuff in the car, I knew at a glance that Xu Damao was taking advantage of others when showing movies in the countryside again.

"Da Mao is back. This is a good thing I bought from the countryside. Isn't it a good thing for all ages?"

Look at what Third Aunt said. Even though she was like a mirror in her heart, she never mentioned Xu Damao's favors from people in the countryside. Instead, she said that Xu Damao bought it with his own money. This is to support Xu Damao.

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As expected, Xu Damao was a man of great reputation, so when he heard the third aunt say that all the things in his car were bought with money.

That's the tofu tied with a hair tie, which is so beautiful that I can't even mention it.

Xu Damao said smugly: "No way, Third Aunt, I didn't go to Beishi Village to show a movie today. The fellow villagers were so enthusiastic that they insisted on taking things when they left. I only accepted this small half after persuading them.

The village party secretary’s face is not very happy.”

He reached out to untie the sack on the back seat of the bicycle, took out two bunches of wild mushrooms strung with twine and handed them to the third aunt: "You have collected these mushrooms, but don't be too little."

The third aunt immediately put on a smile on her face, stepped forward with the washbasin and took two bunches of wild mushrooms into her hands.

"Not a lot, not a lot, look how embarrassing it is."

Outside the hospital, Li Tong glanced at Jiang Tianliang and his second sister Li Ailian who were standing next to him, untied the strip of potato vermicelli in his arms, gave half of it to Jiang Tianliang.

"Go home, there's going to be trouble later!"

After saying that, Li Tong shook his head and walked back. He regretted it a little now because he was a little too heavy-handed when making jokes.

First, last time because of a fight with Bang Gang, he was pushed down by Jia Zhang and was hospitalized. Although Qin Huairu later took Bang Gang to his home to apologize and give him money, he still felt angry in his heart and did not attack lightly.

Heavy.

Secondly, Li Tong did not expect that Banggeng would be so tough today. He was knocked down eight times by himself but he could still get up. On the contrary, Li Tong was so anxious that he insisted on knocking Banggeng down.

I can't help but be convinced.

In any case, this time it can be regarded as an opportunity to air out the grievances and avenge the last time.

However, just as Li Tong said just now, the fight is over, but the matter is not over.

A bunch of naughty kids, just wait to go home and be punished~


Chapter completed!