After Zhang Chong escorted Xu Damao away from the widow's house, they followed the compacted loess road in the village toward the city. During this period, Xu Damao tried every means to escape.

"Brother, I'm still here as a diner in the village. If something happens, my job will be gone. Please allow me to take the projection equipment home first, and then I'll go with you."

No?"

"When the matter is finished, you can come back and get it yourself."

"Brother, I just had a bad stomach, could you please let me go for a while?"

"Shit your pants."

"Brother, I can't stand it anymore. My legs are cramped and I can't walk."

"Which leg is cramped? Let me help you stretch it!"

Seeing the opponent gearing up, Xu Damao estimated that even if he didn't break his leg, he would be semi-crippled, so he immediately gave up the idea of ​​pretending to be sick, gritted his teeth and made up his mind to fight to the death.

"Brother, I guess I, Xu Damao, have never offended you when we met by chance! You don't need to tell me who asked you to persecute me. You can give me a price, how much it will cost to let me go. As long as I can pay for it, I will give you a penny.

Don’t take it back with you!”

"What are you talking about, hurry up and move forward!" Zhang Chong ignored Xu Damao's words.

"Fifty! Brother, I'll pay you fifty yuan. Can you just pretend you haven't seen me today and let me go?" Xu Damao shouted anxiously.

Zhang Chong looked at Xu Damao calmly, which made Xu Damao think that things had turned around, and he continued to increase the price with a happy face.

"Eighty, I'll give you eighty yuan, do you think so?"

"Not enough!" Zhang Chong shook his head and said.

"One hundred and five dollars, this is all my net worth. Brother, please take pity on me. I have two old people to take care of, and I have no children below to carry on the family line. If I really die in your hands today, I will never die in the future.

I don’t know if anyone would burn paper for me during the holidays.” Xu Damao begged with emotion and tears in his eyes.

"This little money is not enough for me to let you go, but Xu Damao, you are right about one thing. You separated from your parents because you were unfilial. After you die, they really shouldn't burn paper for you.

" Zhang Chong said contemptuously.

"Who are you?" Xu Damao looked at the middle-aged man wearing an old military uniform in horror.

"Since we are about to arrive, let me tell you the truth. My name is Zhang Chong, and I am the bodyguard of Mr. Lou of the Lou family. The purpose of arresting you tonight is actually very simple, which is to accompany you to the hospital for a reproductive function test.

"

"Reproductive function? Why should I have one!"

After Xu Damao heard that the other party claimed that he was the bodyguard of Lou Xiao'e's father, he felt like he was being amnested. However, he then became confused about why the other party took him to the hospital for a reproductive function test in such an extreme way.

"Do you need me to help you recall what evil things you have done over the years? It's just that Mr. Lou wants to know if you are really bad at that." Zhang Chong looked at Xu Damao's crotch in a joking manner.

After understanding what Zhang Chongyi was referring to, Xu Damao immediately became angry and said: "You can't do it, and your whole family can't do it."

"Haha, it's not up to you or me whether it works or not. The Lou family over at the hospital has made arrangements in advance. It's up to you whether you come or not. Think carefully about the consequences of not coming." After Zhang Chong finished speaking, he continued to move forward.

Xu Damao panicked. He really didn't want to go to the hospital for a check-up, but he didn't dare to think about the so-called consequences mentioned by Zhang Chong just now. After all, the Lou family was so skinny that a camel was bigger than a horse. Crushing him to death would be like an ant.

Seeing Zhang Chong step on the stone bridge of the ancient Yongding River, Xu Damao sighed and made up his mind to take a gamble. He suddenly stamped his feet and ran after him, following Zhang Chong silently all the way.

It's a pity that Xu Damao lost the bet.

When the doctor informed him of the test results on the laboratory test sheet, Xu Damao felt dizzy and passed out. When he woke up again, he had been taken back to Nanluoguxiang Hutong by Zhang Chong.

Perhaps because Xu Damao looked so pitiful, Zhang Chong revealed to Xu Damao before leaving why Mr. Lou suddenly forced him to go to the hospital for a check-up. It was all because someone delivered an anonymous letter to Lou's family, which contained detailed disclosures.

Problems with his lifestyle and reproductive function defects.

"Who is harming me?"

When the staggering Xu Damao walked through the front yard and saw that the door of the main room where Sha Zhu lived in the middle yard was open, he inexplicably remembered what the doctor said to him during the examination.

"Your disease is not a congenital physiological defect, but a damage to the vas deferens caused by a strong external impact the day after tomorrow, resulting in disordered sperm movement. It may be difficult to cure your condition with current medical technology."

It’s Silly Pillar!

Silly Zhu liked to bully himself since he was a child. Especially when he was a child, he practiced wrestling with others on the overpass for several years. He used himself as a human punching bag to throw him all day long. Many times, he deliberately grabbed his crotch and threw him backwards.

Silly Zhu must have harmed me!

Thinking of this, Xu Damao's anger suddenly boiled. He saw the bucket placed at the door of Jia Zhang's house, picked up the bucket and returned to the front yard to get a bucket of cold water. When Xu Damao opened the door and walked into Silly Zhu's house, Silly Zhu, who came home from get off work early to catch up on his sleep, slept soundly.

Xu Damao tiptoed to the head of Shazhu's bed, dragged the bottom of the bucket and poured a whole bucket of cold water on Shazhu's head. With the sound of rushing water, the sleeping Shazhu was like a wild cat with exploded fur.

He suddenly jumped out of bed.

Wet drops of water were still going down his neck and into his shirt, and his white shirt was soaked by the cold water and clung to his body wetly. Silly Zhu, who was shivering from the cold, first touched the water stains on his face.

Xu Damao, who was still holding the empty bucket while pointing with his finger and giggling, cursed.

"Okay, you grandson! Eat, if Xiong Xinbao dares to punish me like this after eating it, punish me. Do you think I won't beat you to death?"

"Hey!" Xu Damao didn't refute, just looked at the embarrassed Silly Zhu and kept giggling.

Bang! Bang!

Silly Zhu stood up from the bed and raised his leg high to kick away the wooden bucket held by Xu Damao. The kicked wooden bucket formed a parabola in the air and landed on the window, breaking the glass of two windows in succession.

The cold wind swept into the house through the leaky windows. Silly Zhu, who was soaked all over, shivered in the cold wind, and a warm current flowed down his nostrils.

"Ah sneeze~"

"hey-hey!"

Silly Zhu's miserable look actually stimulated Xu Damao to laugh even more foolishly and indulge in wantonness.

The furious Silly Zhu jumped off the bed, grabbed Xu Damao's waist, then stretched out his hand to hook his inner thigh, and threw the crotch-breaking Xu Damao down to the ground. Silly Zhu watched.

The more he looked at Xu Damao's stupid smile, the angrier he became. He raised his hand and slapped him with his big mouth, as if he didn't want any money.

I don’t know whether Xu Damao was knocked awake by Silly Zhu or slapped awake by Silly Zhu. When he saw Silly Zhu riding on him and delivering violent output, he also knew to protect his face with his hands to resist.

"You idiot, you dare to plot against me, just wait for me, I have to call the police and arrest you and put you in jail this time."

"Hey, Xu Damao, your grandson has the nerve to file a complaint first. He came into my house late at night without saying a word, poured cold water on me and broke several pieces of glass. Do you think you are still not a human being?" Silly?

Zhudu was so angry at Xu Damao's words that he grabbed his hair and knocked him on the concrete floor.

"It hurts! It hurts! Silly Zhu, you little brat, you have to die!"

When the back of his head made close contact with the cement floor for the first time, Xu Damao's face was deformed in pain, and he continued to drag the back of his head with one hand or half of his face with the other.

Silly Zhu was very happy when he heard Xu Damao's miserable howling, and said: "Grandson, you can scold you as much as you want. Anyway, if you scold a few times, I will beat you a few times, so that both of us can

Even if it’s even!”

Xu Damao's eyes flashed fiercely, his throat twitched, he suddenly opened his mouth and spurted out a stream of hot oil, which went straight towards the unsuspecting Silly Zhu, spraying all over Silly Zhu's face and mouth.

"Xu Damao, I'm your grandfather's!"
Chapter completed!