Recalling the glory of that time, Li Jiahe felt sad.

She could have been very happy, but it was her weak temper that brought her disaster. If it hadn't been for Linshui County, she would have been number one in performance right now, and she would have cultivated the righteous path faster than this way. She couldn't have done it back then.

I am really blinded by lard.

The more annoyed she was, the happier Huaide felt. In fact, he didn't worry about whether the hoe was real or fake, he just liked to cause trouble for her.

"That hoe was indeed used by Emperor Dayu, but because the supply was too large, the boss melted it and divided it into many smaller hoes, but there was absolutely no cutting corners."

Huaide said, "That makes sense."

Li Jiahe nodded fiercely, looking at him with a little more expectancy: "Emperor, what did you just say?"

"Remember to remind me when you go back."

What he wanted was his words. Li Jiahe gave a very silly smile and said, "Emperor, there is one more thing I would like to ask for your opinion on."

Huaide asked: "Business or private matter?"

Li Jiahe: "?"

What kind of private matter could they have?

She smiled reluctantly: "Business matters. Now the county government has no money left. If not..."

Huaide, who was still walking vigorously just now, suddenly stroked his temple: "I don't know why, since I got beaten because I went to save you, my head hurts a little."

Li Jiahe pursed his lips. Was he trying to save her? He was obviously giving her life away, okay?

"We don't have money to buy medicine right now. If we don't..."

"I have a terrible headache." Huaide was holding on to the tree at his side and slightly hunched over, looking like he was in pain.

Li Jiahe hurried over to help the person and said tentatively: "Actually, I brought some valuable things with me when I went to the lower realm."

Huaide, who was in so much pain just now that he was about to die on the spot, suddenly stood up straight and said, "Tomorrow, I will take you to the market in the next town. You are still young. You must have never seen how lively the market in the world is. Since you are coming down here, you

Don’t miss these beautiful views.”

Look, look! She knew he was faking it.

"But those things include the steamed buns I bought for you a few days ago, so we must find a way to make money."

Li Jiahe's heart bleeds when he talks about steamed buns. He has to eat eight steamed buns in one meal. How can he afford this?

Seeing that he could no longer pretend, Huaide had no choice but to face the reality, "Tell me, what do you need me to do?"

Li Jiahe told him his plan.

"The people here are stubborn and stubborn. We need to start with children to have a chance of survival."

After hearing this, Huaide said: "This method is not feasible. The child's mind is not yet mature. If he is tempted by you today, he will be tempted by others in the future."

Li Jiahe really didn't expect this. After listening to his opinions, he also felt that this method was indeed a bit despicable. Although he usually looked a little shameless, his three views were still positive, which made her look at him with admiration.

As soon as the two of them finished speaking, they suddenly heard a crisp sound coming from behind them. When they looked back, they saw a piece of clothing exposed behind a tree that required five people to hug each other.

Huaide's face turned cold.

"come out."

After a while, a small head slowly appeared over there. Li Jiahe took a look and introduced it to Huaide.

"This is the son of Wang Liu Mazi's family. Wang Liu Mazi is the backbone of Linshui County."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Huaide smiling so hard that his eyes turned into crescent moons. He waved to the child: "Come here, my brother will take you to catch the beasts."

Li Jiahe was speechless.

So his temptation is no longer temptation? She is still too young, and the conclusion she just made about him was too early.

This child's name is Wang Ruizhi. It is said that the Wang Liu family spent a lot of money to get him, presumably because they had high hopes for his future.

Wang Ruizhi didn't dare to go over, but just stood there, his teeth still leaking when he spoke: "What is a beast?"

Wilder said: "Have you ever seen a tiger?"

Huaide's original body was the White Tiger. Li Jiahe once heard Lingwu mention that in ancient times, he was so majestic that the earth shook wherever he passed. It is said that at that time, he was still strict and unsmiling. Why did he become like this later?

, no one knew about it, only an ancestor from the demon world mentioned it when chatting with his descendants, roughly saying that it was related to the battle between the demon gods in ancient times, but those facts were so far away that they could not be traced back at all.

Li Jiahe listened coldly as he lied to the child.

"If you make friends with me, I will take you up the mountain to catch wild beasts every day. Your father may not have caught wild beasts. In this way, you will be stronger than your father, and you will be the real strong man in Linshui County."

It's too curly. It's too curly.

Wang Ruizhi's eyes flashed with crazy heartbeat, "What is a 'strong man'?"

Huaide straightened his collar proudly: "The 'strong man' is the one who has the absolute right to speak. The rules you say are the rules."

Wang Ruizhi took two steps forward: "Can I also become a strong person?"

Huaide affirmed, "As long as you make friends with me, you can do it."

Wang Ruizhi hesitantly walked towards the two of them.

Li Jiahe sighed, okay, this plan has been accomplished.

Huaide took Wang Rui up the back mountain, but where are the wild beasts in the back mountain in the mortal world? Huaide has no magic power at the moment, and can't do any transformation skills. The last few people ran around the mountain for a long time, and only hunted

A slightly clumsy little wild boar that is no longer than an arm.

Wang Ruizhi held the wild boar tied up with five flowers and was still in high spirits: "Your Majesty, magistrate, this is a ferocious beast, right? Am I also a strong person?"

Wade nodded and gave him a thumbs up.

Affirmation from heaven.

"You are so strong that you deserve it!"

Later, the strong man's father came.

Wang Liu Mazi came with a group of relatives and friends holding torches to look for him.

"Your father is here."

Huaide hurriedly threw the wild boar towards his shoulder and said, "Go quickly. Remember, don't say you are staying with us today, otherwise I won't take you to hunt wild beasts next time."

Wang Ruiyi agreed with a proud face and carried the little wild boar down the mountain.

Li Jiahe and Huaide were hiding aside. When they saw the strong man's father discovering him, he dragged the strong man over and beat him severely, without giving the strong man a chance to prove himself.

Wang Ruizhi cried so hard that he didn't forget to shout to his father: "I am a strong man now, and my rules are the rules."

Then the crying became louder.

There was a sigh from beside her, and it was warm and fell on Li Jiahe's forehead. She froze and turned her gaze slightly. Then she realized that she was too close to him. She was about to move aside quietly, but

I saw the people around me stood up first.

"Let's go, Xiaocao, grab some more things and sell them back for money."

Li Jiahe was very tired from catching wild boars just now and couldn't walk now. She asked Huaide: "Emperor, can you go back and beg..."

She suddenly shut up. How could a majestic emperor use the word "begging" when doing things? It was too demeaning, so she calmly changed her words.

"Can you go back and order the Dao Lords above to give us a little help?"

"Okay, I'll go and ask them to replace you and me tomorrow."

The emperor can return to heaven every fifteenth day to handle official duties for a day.

"That can't be done, Emperor." Li Jiahe was shocked. This was undoubtedly a challenge to Tianjun's authority, and something big was going to happen.

"Then what do you want to do?"

Thinking of the days before the human world, Li Jiahe suddenly had an idea, "I want to gain the authority to open the Mirror of Confusion in the mortal world. I can replace the Secret Sound Technique."

Li Jiahe thought, if she sells goods on this live broadcast, if the Taoist gang likes something, they can come and get it themselves and convert the reward into mortal silver, wouldn't they have money in this way?

Huaide looked a little resistant, "Are you going to sell my body for profit again?"

Li Jiahe bit her cheek tightly. She really wanted to ask Tianjun to make the decision for her. Everyone familiar with the situation at the time knew that it was not her live broadcast of him taking a shower, but that he broke in on his own while she was live broadcasting, okay?

She didn't blame him for being banned from the live broadcast room at that time!

But she was soft-spoken and the person in front of her was not unreasonable, so she could only choose to settle the matter.

"Jiahe is terrified."

She bowed her head and apologized.

Huaide asked her: "Really? How scared are you?"

Li Jiahe: "..."

Anyway, I'm just very scared.

Perhaps it was because the howl of the little wild boar just now was so ferocious that Li Jiahe and Huaide ran wildly for the other half of the mountain without finding any other species.

It wasn't until midnight that Huaide finally gave up the search. Li Jiahe squatted on the side and was about to cry. She felt that this was a loss. The energy brought by the two steamed buns had long been consumed. Now she was so hungry that her chest pressed against her back.

I can't even breathe out.

Huaide, on the other hand, twisted his posture and leaned against the dead wood. He would maintain his posture at all times. Yes, this is very Huaide.

Li Jiahe looked at him lifelessly, waiting for his instructions.

He didn't know what he was reminiscing about at the moment. He looked pleased with himself, smacking his tongue occasionally, and shaking his head fondly from time to time.

After about half a stick of incense, he finally spoke: "My damn charm."

Li Jiahe: "?"

I'm sorry she didn't understand what he meant.

"Linshui Mountain must be Lingshan Mountain. The little beasts here have probably cultivated themselves into little spirits. They are impressed by my handsome and suave appearance, so they are ashamed to see me."

Li Jiahe: "???"

Didn't he think that he couldn't catch it because he had become a bad guy now?

When going down the mountain, Li Jiahe was shaking with hunger, and Huaide was also staggering. After walking for a while, he may have felt bored, so he waited for her for a few steps, as if he wanted to chat with her.

"I heard a joke from a friend before. It's a long night. Why don't you tell it to me?"

This beginning was quite unexpected. Li Jiahe nodded with a smile. Could it be that she had room to refuse?

"Once upon a time, there was a child with a yellow mouth."

Li Jiahe: "..."

You don’t want to use this word like this, Emperor.

"He asked his father, 'Dad, do you think there are really ghosts in this world?', and his father said, 'Silly boy, of course not.' The yellow-mouthed kid said, 'I'm still a little scared.' His father said, 'I'm still a little scared.'

With a wave of his hand, he comforted him and said, 'Don't think so wildly, it's getting late, please give me my head back and go back to your coffin to sleep.'"

The surroundings became quieter. After hearing this, Li Jiahe didn't know how to react. She just felt that her eyes were a little dry. She blinked a few times and raised her head, meeting Huaide's gaze.

He asked her: "Isn't it funny?"

Li Jiahe hurriedly cooperated and laughed a few times: "This is too funny. Aren't the father and son just ghosts? Hahaha! It's so funny."

Huaide curled his lips: "Sure enough, you are different from the sentient beings in the six realms. We don't find it funny."

Li Jiahe's smile froze at the corner of his mouth, so what? Why tell it if it's not funny?

After a while, he said again: "It's your turn."

Li Jiahe's last laugh was in her throat, and she choked with stars in her eyes. She was so embarrassed. She had never heard anyone tell a bad joke when she was a human being! But Huaide kept looking at her, as if he didn't care.

She was ready to let her go. She had to rack her brains to think of the jokes that Lingwu's ancestor had told her, and finally remembered one. When Lingwu talked about it, he laughed so hard.

Li Jiahe: "Once upon a time, there was a sour cheese walking in the sun. As he walked, he said, 'My legs are so sore.'"

I don't know if it was her imagination, but after she finished speaking, the wind stopped blowing on the mountain. She bit her lip, her face so red that it looked like it could bleed.

Huaide smiled in a dignified manner. He patted her on the shoulder to show his encouragement. He said, "That's a good talk. Don't talk about it next time."

Li Jiahe:……

She swore that even if the King of Heaven came, she would never talk about it again.


Chapter completed!