Chapter 1343
The rope connected to a large bucket on the living room door. When it was pulled hard, the bucket was turned over, and the colorful dye was poured out of the bucket.
Just as the dye was about to dye Lu Jingbao into a colorful person, Lu Jingbao took out an umbrella from somewhere and successfully blocked it.
All the dye was poured on the umbrella. Lu Jingbao turned the umbrella bone with his hand, and the dye on the umbrella splashed out, forming a beautiful colorful painting on the wall and the ground.
Lu Jingbao was planning, as if everything was as expected, he curled his lips with laughter and cry, and put away the umbrella as if nothing had happened, and looked at the top of his eyes.
Lu Jingbao earnestly commented: "It's still a little too tender."
Wan Yiyi was so angry that he asked Wan Shuangshuang next to him: "Sister, where did you see the umbrella he took out?"
"I didn't see it." Wan Shuangshuang scratched her head, but she really didn't see it.
If Yiyi looked at Che Mubai and Che Ranran again, Che Ranran shook his head, Che Mubai said: "No. 1 sister, Brother Bao is the originator of this aspect of pranks. I'm afraid that all the things you have done are left over from Brother Bao.
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"I don't believe it. He can still pass my next level." If you sharpen your knife, roll up your sleeves and prepare to start the next mechanism.
Lu Jingbao held an umbrella, walked into the house calmly, and sat down on the sofa.
When she saw Lu Jingbao sitting down, she almost laughed out loud because she applied universal glue to the sofa. As long as she sat down, she didn't strip her pants and didn't want to get out.
If he couldn't help it, he laughed out loud, came out of the stairs, and greeted him enthusiastically: "Lu Jingbao."
If Yiyi's very proud and ostentatious look fell into Lu Jingbao's eyes, it would be rare no matter how you look at it.
Lu Jingbao likes the most if he is blind, confident and arrogant, which can make people feel happy.
Just such a foolish person who seems to be full of conscience but is the least scheming person. If he goes out and meets someone with a little trick, he will definitely suffer a loss. This is Lu Jingbao's evaluation of Wanyiyi.
"Yiyi, good noon." Lu Jingbao sat still and smiled and put the gift he brought on the table: "A gift for you."
Wan Shuangshuang reminded behind her: "Sister, be careful of fraud."
If you look at Wan Shuangshuang at one glance, with an expression that I know, and when you look back at Lu Jingbao, you smiled so brightly: "Lu Jingbao, you always accept your gifts. I'm so embarrassed. I've prepared a big gift for you, too.
Ranran, Mu Bai, go to the kitchen to bring the ruby fish."
Che Mubai shook his head. If Lu Jingbao really eats it, it will definitely be a brain problem.
Isn't this a trap that can be seen by the eyes?
Che Ranran also felt a little overwhelmed.
The two of them went to bring the ruby fish up. One was steamed and the other was braised.
All in color, fragrance and taste.
If I squatted beside the coffee table and introduced to Lu Jingbao, "These two dishes are called Jiji and the other is called Shengtian. Lu Jingbao, do you dare to eat them? I caught the fish myself, killed myself, and cooked them myself."
Lu Jingbao had a smile in his eyes. He was afraid that he would really be able to ascend to heaven after eating.
"You cooked it yourself, so you must eat it."
As he said that, Lu Jingbao got up from the sofa.
Seeing him standing up as if nothing had happened, if she was a little confused, wouldn’t she have applied universal glue?
Lu Jingbao just sat down, how could he stand up so easily?
Just when he was confused, Lu Jingbao's explanation came from his head: "Old man Xue has asked me to stance since he was a child, but he didn't expect it to come in handy here."
In case: "…"
The implication is that Lu Jingbao didn't sit down at all, and he was always squatting on horse stance.
Seeing that the prank was discovered, if he bit the bullet and refused to admit it, he smiled and said, "Hurry up and try it."
She didn't believe that after eating these two fish, Lu Jingbao would be fine.
If you serve chopsticks intimately, you will look malicious.
Lu Jingbao had a smile hidden in his eyes, and he took the chopsticks, picked up the fish and put it in his mouth.
Che Ranran and Che Mubai widened their eyes. How could they eat?
If I was happy and asked, "How is it?"
"Not bad." Lu Jingbao said seriously: "The meat is delicious, one by one. I heard you caught it in Quanshuigou. I will take me to see it another day. I will grab a few more and I will give you a whole fish banquet."
"I don't eat it, just eat it." Wan Yiyi pushed the fish in front of Lu Jingbao: "Eat more."
Lu Jingbao really ate all the two fishes. The more he ate, the happier he was in his heart. When he saw him finish eating, he would show up.
"Lu Jingbao, this fish is poisonous. After eating it, it will cause hallucinations, behavior will be uncontrollable, and the body will have anti-heat phenomena. I have checked the information. Ninety percent of people who ate this fish mistakenly would put their clothes on.
Take off naked…”
If before he could finish his exclamation, Lu Jingbao rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth, fell to the ground, and twitched all over.
This scares you very much.
"Lu Jingbao, don't scare me, what's wrong with you?" Wanyi was anxious.
The other three were also anxious, and Che Mubai stepped forward and said, "I'll take a look."
He studied medicine with Che Chengjun. At a young age, he could already see some diseases. As long as it is not a terminal illness or a rare disease, he could prescribe medicine.
"Brother Bai, look quickly, he won't die, right?" Wan Yiyi said nervously: "I didn't want to poison him. The poison of this fish will not kill people."
Che Mubai took Lu Jingbao's pulse and found that Lu Jingbao's pulse was very strange. He had never seen such a strange pulse before, and the expression on his little face became solemn.
If you urge me, "Brother Bai, can you do it?"
Wan Shuangshuang and Che Ranran were also panicked: "Can you do it?"
"The pulse is a bit strange..." As soon as Che Mubai finished speaking, Lu Jingbao rolled his eyes, kicked his legs, and lay straight on the ground, dying of anger.
Che Mubai's face changed drastically. If he asked anxiously, "What's wrong with him?"
"No, I'm not angry." Che Mubai was also confused: "Die."
As soon as I heard the word "dead", if tears immediately came down, I cried very sadly: "Lu Jingbao, come here happily. I didn't expect it to kill you. Sorry, I'm having fun with you.
, I thought this fish would not eat dead people, Lu Jingbao!"
The other three were also panicked and scared, so Wan Shuangshuang also cried: "Sister, is it because the second brother has eaten too much and has been poisoned to death?"
The age of the three of them was there, and they all knew that the ruby fish was toxic, and Lu Jingbao was the one who poisoned them. Their heads suddenly turned into mud.
If you lay on Lu Jingbao's body and cried, tears flowed: "Lu Jingbao, I'm sorry, I won't make pranks again in the future, come here happily."
Lu Jingbao, who was 'dead', quietly opened a little bit of his eyes and peeked at him. Seeing that he was so sad that he cried, he couldn't bear it anymore. Suddenly, a carp thrust and sat up straight.
"Ah, it's a zombie."
If it's shocked.
Lu Jingbao sat on the ground and laughed: "I'm just playing tricks like you, just these little tricks, I'm the ones I've played with. If you want to learn how to trick others, I'll teach you."
Chapter completed!