Chapter 6 Big and awesome
Fries is a dedicated, rigorous and even somewhat harsh online editor.
Since he couldn't refuse this task, he could only reluctantly collect his mood and opened the book anxiously.
"Well... Judging from the title of the book, first of all it's not up to par! It's such a long list, and it makes people uninterested at first glance, but let's leave it at that. Anyway, when the time comes to sign the contract, I'll ask him what he wants.
Don’t change it.”
Fries shook his head, a little helpless: Just because the title of the book is long does not mean that your book is great, and you don’t need to include everything you want to express in the title...
In his short editing career, he has seen at least 180 books with titles like this, which are as long as a grandmother's footcloth, or even more.
But are there any who have achieved results? No!
Do you not believe it? Then we can use an example to prove it. At a certain point, most of the titles of the top five best-selling books are controlled within five words.
Let’s look at Zongheng, Jianlai, Swordsman Xing in the Snow, and the First Immortal of Swordsmanship...but they can all be limited to about five words.
Although this evidence may be a bit extreme, but... isn't it enough to explain some problems?
Therefore, it makes sense that "Northeast Earth Fairy" and "Shanhai Cafe" are popular. It also makes sense why the first sister is the first sister and why the first brother is the first brother.
"Based on the name alone, this book has almost no chance of becoming popular!" Fries thought over and over again and first sentenced the book to five years in prison.
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Spring is cold, and spring in Jiangsu and Zhejiang is much colder than winter.
The giant panda far away in southern Zhejiang suddenly felt a chill coming up for no reason and couldn't help but sneeze.
"What the hell is the weather!" He cursed secretly, then lowered his head and started writing.
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"But... it's not so absolute. Maybe the content of this book is attractive enough, or maybe some people just like this kind of lukewarm swallowing style?"
With a serious and responsible attitude, French Fries opens the first chapter of this book.
"Hmm... I just explained the identity and background of the protagonist in an ordinary way... and then, it's gone?" Fries had a puzzled face and read the chapter over and over again, "There wasn't any foreshadowing, right?"
"But maybe I want to write it in more detail. The plot will unfold slowly later. Let's take a look." Moving the mouse, Fries clicked on the second chapter.
"Time travel...um...explain the reason, regular routine. Chapter 3, exit the system...and then, the system is gone again?"
"What the hell? Where are the three golden chapters in the rules for writing online articles? Where are the golden fingers that make people's blood boil? There are none? None of these, how can this book make people want to read it?"
I almost stood up and slapped the table for the French fries. What is the difference between this article and the other submissions from desperate authors lying in the mailbox?
It is better to write content that caters to the market, such as breaking off an engagement, getting a son-in-law, perspective, don't deceive young people into poverty, inviting the Dragon King to return, etc. At least the market has confirmed that these contents are popular.
No matter how hard it is, you can always cultivate immortality, or open a harem and be a bulldozer as if your heart no longer hurts? Although there are risks, at least there is traffic!
"Also, tell me what the main plot of this book is. Don't give me a set of dozens of chapters and then the curtain slowly opens. A master can do that because he has a fixed fan base.
, but you are a little transparent, first of all you have to make sure there is someone who can endure the dullness in the early stage until you reach the climax."
Fries felt depressed for a while, even though he had already prepared himself mentally and told himself not to have too high expectations.
However, he was still angry.
In this fast-paced era, if you take writing a book as a hobby, then OK, you can definitely write like this... However, if you still have expectations about writing a book, or even hope that you can change your life by writing a book...
...or you don’t want to be a street writer and can only work as a street writer with subsistence allowance.
Then show your attitude and embrace the market. No matter what happens, you won't be eliminated by the market.
At this point, French fries have basically given this giant panda a suspended death sentence.
Why is it a reprieve? Didn’t Bald Lin say that he has a background code? If he really has the ability to throw money at death, is he afraid that he won’t be able to create a new god?
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"Sneeze, sneeze!" The giant panda couldn't help but sneeze a few more times, and tightened his collar with a confused look on his face, "What's going on?"
There were dense clouds and mist outside the window, pressing low on the horizon... It seemed like something great was about to happen!
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Fries dragged his heavy steps to the tea room to make a bag of coffee, and stood there absentmindedly taking sips.
Time passed silently, and it was only after he had a cup of coffee that he completely calmed down his anxious mood.
"What on earth am I so worried about here?" Fries said a little blankly.
Shouldn't it be indifferent long ago?
There has always been a saying in Chicheng's editorial department: There are millions of people in the world, and French fries account for half of them.
Half of the reasons are because I really haven't encountered any good writers, and also because Fries wants to give some opportunities to some people. (Everyone is welcome to submit articles to Fries.
, let him poke, add material)
But in fact, to some extent, we can already see the dilemma that Fries is in. Unfortunately, he really doesn't have anyone who can help him.
Of course, this is not the fault of the author, nor is it the fault of the French fries.
For an article to be recognized by the market, in addition to the excellent quality of the article itself, it also needs certain resources and operations. Of course, there is also operation.
Thinking of Bald Lin, the fries made him grit his teeth again.
And although the writing about this giant panda is not very good, the resources it brings... Fries shook his head, at least he still needs it very much, which is the reason why he still can't be tough.
He raised his head, and a ball head disappeared hastily from his field of vision, like a frightened rabbit... was it a strawberry?
Fries wiped his eyes in disbelief... He knew the reason why he was anxious.
It is the resources that the giant panda can bring to him, and it is the possibility that these resources bring to his writers to become gods... It is also the biggest confidence that he, as a man, can truly stand in front of Strawberry!
After thinking about everything clearly, Fries instantly felt refreshed. At this moment, he only had one thought, "Sign! Sign quickly! Sign now!"
However, the website short message has been sent before. At this time, if the giant panda is still coding, he should have received the message.
Thinking of this, Fries couldn't help but feel anxious again, and quickly returned to his work station. The QQ prompt box in the lower right corner was flashing.
"Haha...this speed is not bad!"
Click to pass.
Immediately, a panda's head began to flash, and a smiling emoticon was sent. It is the smiling emoticon that we usually think of as referring to "speechless".
Fries frowned, "Is he an old man?" But he still pretended to be cold and asked, "Is the station short of receiving?"
Big Panda sent a screenshot of the website.
According to the normal process, signing a contract should still require an outline. However, this giant panda did not submit an article to any editor, and maybe he didn't know about it, so out of a serious and responsible attitude, Fries still gave a reminder.
However, according to the process, he should be brought into the group after the contract is drawn up. However, Fries thought about it and decided that since he is a related household, he should be brought in in advance.
It was also a good way for him to feel the atmosphere of rushing to the street in advance. Thinking of this, another wry smile appeared on his face, but he still sent him a group invitation.
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The giant panda clicked on the chat box.
"Big, strong and awesome."
"Big, strong and awesome."
"Big, strong and awesome."
A dozen cigarettes passed by in a flash... This welcome shouldn't be like this, right?
Chapter completed!