Lin Xingye took a deep breath and barely suppressed the idea of ​​strangling this guy to death at the head of the bed.

He ruthlessly took away the mint smoke from her hand and crushed it into the ashtray.

Then he pulled her and slid down.

Little Green Tea covered his mouth and begged for mercy with a wink, "Brother, brother, no, husband, I'm joking!"

"I don't think it's a joke."

His fangs stretched out and bit her finger fiercely.

Seeing that Xiao Lucha couldn't escape, she sobbed and pretended to cry, "Be gentle, your skin is broken, you want to break the tetanus..."

“…”

Is his teeth made of iron and tetanus?!

"Fake a fake cry again." Lin Xingye snorted, "It's like this every time."

Banwu widened his eyes, "You slander me, how could I cry every time!"

Lin Xing'ao thought, why didn't it?

There was a little boy in the kindergarten crying and saying that he wanted to marry her home. She rubbed her eyelids sincerely, looking extremely sad. After the little boy was picked up by his family, she immediately stopped rubbing her eyes and happily ate her little popsicle.

In elementary school, the little man had a crush on her deskmate and always liked to make various small moves to attract her attention. He liked to put little mouse toys into her desk. In one Chinese class, she cried in front of others, which was very miserable. She had three trials, which made the little boy psychologically shady, and never dared to provoke this little ancestor again.

After school, he saw this guy throwing onion slices into the trash can, trying to destroy the body.

She muttered, "I brought too many, and I almost cried."

The little girl also glanced at him, tilted her head, showed her snow-white teeth, and said with a smile, "I dare to say it out, kill you."

Kobayashi Hoshino: "..."

Girls are the most terrifying creatures!

Then there are junior high school and high school. They are in the same school and sometimes in the same class, but their circles rarely blend. Because of Bao Beibei, they usually can't say a few words.

But her presence is stronger than that of Bao Beibei.

His deskmate, front and back tables, basketball school teammates, foodies next door, etc. basically couldn't escape the clutches of Xiaopang's claws. They all fell in love and scratched their heads and wrote love letters to others. Lin Xingye remembered that at that time, the male classmates with the best Chinese language in the class had the best food, and they ate oily mouths. The desk was always full of "entrustedness", and they asked him to write love letters to Xiaopang.

Of course, this brother could not escape the cold-blooded sanctions of the head teacher and was taken to the office for re-education, but he was very loyal and refused to give up the names of the boys.

The boys were very moved and came to him to write more love letters.

From kindergarten to high school, his intersection with Miao Banwei was probably pitifully small.

However, the information about her never stopped.

The boys said she likes spicy snacks very much. As she did it, a small bag of snacks slipped out of the school uniform bag.

The boys said she cut her bob again, like a round watermelon in summer, which was super cute.

The boys said she was dozing off again in class, and the baby's fat cheeks showed a pencil case, and there was a vague pig's head on it, and they were all laughing crazy.

So...when did he notice her?

This feeling is like wildfire, like wild grass, and even more like thorns. In his unintentional moment, it grew wildly and occupied all his reason. The nutrients that nourish them are jealousy, resentment, hatred, and negative emotions that are noisy. Only after cutting open the ugly and mottled scar can you see that layer of real flesh and blood.

Lin Xingye fell into her ear and held her fingers tightly.

This prelude scared Bawei to death.

“…Don’t move, sleep.”

His tone was as low as a warning.

He breathed a sigh of relief as if he was weak.

Just don't mess with her.

However, she was still too naive.

On the third day of living with the male protagonist, Xiao Lucha was scared when he saw the bedroom.

On the seventh day of living with the male protagonist, Xiao Lucha felt that he had lost his worldly desires.

On the fifteenth day of living with the male protagonist, the most frequent entry in Xiaolu Tea's mobile browsing history is-

1. The temple closest to me.

2. What are the conditions for becoming a monk?

3. Is the temple's vegetarian rice delicious enough?

4. Can the temple raise pigs?

Oh, you can't raise pigs.

Tears as weak as the six impure senses almost fell.

The person involved also noticed that Xiao Lu Tea was becoming more and more perfunctory.

Often when Lin Xingye wants to be intimate with her, her excuses come out one after another, such as-

"I haven't finished reading the literature, so you go to bed first."

"My stomach is a little bulging. Let's go downstairs for a walk first, and you go to bed first."

"I ran today and was so tired, so I went to bed first."

The above is a relatively normal excuse, and the more outrageous one is still below-

"I just ate durian."

"I ate stinky tofu again."

"This is snail noodles. It's better to be stinky than to be stinky. Dear, do you want to get one?"

Lin Xingye couldn't bear it anymore and went back early. At that time, Banluoyi saw him and rushed to the kitchen 800 meters, taking out a can of canned herring, which was very stunning to die together.

Lin Xingye: "!!!"

"Miaoyuanwei! Put it down!"

He roared angrily, not at all cold and shrewd in front of his subordinates, and his eyebrows flew up angrily.

"I order you in the name of my boss!"

Absolutely weak: "..."

Oh my god, this is really an irresistible reason.

For her future one hundred billion, she put the canned herring back into the refrigerator, and Lin Xingye took two steps at a time and dragged the person to the bedroom.

Pinwei clamped the door frame, red eyes, and struggled to death.

How can the male protagonist do this?

And he also forced someone to eat meat!

"Brother, today is not a good day, it's better to have another day!"

"You told this reason yesterday." Lin Xingye was unmoved, "I won't go back, right? Then here."

He was worried about the life in his weak mouth and insisted on proving it to her.

If he knew that he was a disaster, it wouldn't be exciting to kill her when he first knew that he was suffering!

He pushed her to the refrigerator, walked around his waist, and unbuttoned his button awkwardly.

Banwu said, "Today is the Buddha's birthday. You can't break the precepts, otherwise you will be in a bad luck!"

Lin Xingye: "..."

He let go of the person in disappointment.

Banwu escaped the disaster and planned to donate some incense money another day. It was all the Buddha's great compassion and mercy that saved her from the sea of ​​suffering.

Unexpectedly, the man behind him felt that she was on the donkey. He checked his cell phone, which was on the 21st day of the eighth lunar month.

Lin Xingye said coldly, "You remember the wrong day, my birthday is tomorrow."

"Shenma?!"

Banwei turned around in horror, as if he had heard a ghost story.

Then that night she was indeed crushed by a ghost, and every bone was forcibly split, causing a faint pain.

She can't do it anymore.

She never eats meat again.

She had already seen through the world and realized the truth, and became a monk and a nun.

Lin Xingye was sleeping uneasyly, and he seemed to hear the sound of wheels rotating in his dream.

wrong!

He suddenly woke up, and a bad premonition arose in his heart. He pulled open the quilt and the person was indeed not there. His heart aches, and his long legs ran to the living room like the wind, and just caught the guy holding the key and the other holding the suitcase.

That posture is perfectly in line with the script of "The Wife of a Wealthy Family Escaped Late Night".
To be continued...