Chapter 110 Meeting the Parents
"Qiaoqiao, who is this?" Lu Anxu felt that the woman in the video looked familiar.
Joey: "My mom."
Lu Anxu became even more nervous, his whole body tensed up, and the anxiety was written all over his face, he stuttered and said: "Mom?"
Qiao Shiwan: "..."
Joey: "Pfft!"
She walked over, the camera still facing Lu Anxu, "Why? Are you so impatient to change your words?"
Only then did Lu Anxu realize what he had just said.
He seemed to have called Qiaoqiao’s mother ‘Mom’?
"No, no, I'm not..." Oh my God, how can I explain that he is not that impatient?
"I'm sorry, Auntie." Since I didn't know how to explain, I could only apologize.
Lu Anxu bowed deeply to Qiao Shiwan in the video.
This is Qiaoqiao's mother, the person who has been dependent on her for the past twenty years, and he must give her the greatest respect.
Qiao Shiwan: "Huh? Why did you call me aunt again?"
Lu Anxu looked up, his expression a little confused because he couldn't get the other person's thoughts.
"I think the title 'Mom' is more pleasant to my ears."
Qiao Shiwan's words made Lu Anxu even more confused.
On the night when he confirmed his relationship with Qiaoqiao, he read a lot of guides for humans to meet their parents for the first time in love.
I also saw many short videos on Du Niang and various APPs, in which the mother-in-law would make things difficult for her future son-in-law. The son-in-law would show off his tactics, and even quarrel on the spot and slam the door and leave.
There is relevant data on Du Niang. The breakup rate of lovers after meeting their parents is very high.
So he made a lot of preparations in advance and stayed up late to think of various countermeasures. But he didn't expect that this day would come so quickly, so suddenly, and in such an unconventional way.
Lu Anxu looked at Joey with pleading eyes.
Joey was so intrigued that he immediately turned the phone towards him.
"Ms. Qiao, I've called you 'Mom', do you have to arrange the fee for changing your statement?"
She took Lu Anxu's hand and sat on the sofa, leaning against him like her upper body was boneless.
The two of them were wearing pajamas of the same color and style. Lu Anxu's hair was still wet with moisture. It was obvious that he had just taken a shower. The pictures in the same frame looked like...
"Ahem."
Qiao Shiwan didn't dare to think any further.
Her eyes signaled Joey to find a quiet place to talk alone, but unfortunately no one cooperated.
Not only did he not cooperate, he was also exposed ruthlessly by Joey.
"We are all our own people, why are we talking in secret?"
Hearing this, Lu Anxu pursed his lips and snickered.
Qiao Shiwan had a rare serious look on her face, "Are you serious?"
Joey: "What are you talking about? Does your daughter look like a scumbag who plays with emotions?"
Qiao Shiwan said nothing, but her expression said everything.
Aren't you?
The smile on Lu Anxu's lips disappeared, and anxiety and nervousness crept into his brows again.
Sure enough, the familiar routine from the short video appeared.
That's right, Qiao Qiao is a kind-hearted person, has a successful career, and is the national goddess. There must be many people who want to pursue her and marry her, and maybe I am the least conspicuous among them.
How will auntie separate him and Qiaoqiao?
Qiao Shiwan didn't pay attention to Lu Anxu's reaction. She only looked at her daughter and confirmed again, "Are you really serious?"
Joey: "What's the difference between not being serious in love and being a hooligan?"
"You are already together?"
After Qiao Shiwan asked, she felt that her words were a bit redundant.
They were all in the same room wearing pajamas and had even taken a shower, so they must be together.
She drank some water to calm herself down, and asked Joey to turn the camera on Lu Anxu, with a smile on her face.
"Xiaolu, as a daughter, I have made many assumptions about her future partner, and I am quite surprised by her current choice."
Lu Anxu's heart was in his throat.
There has been so much foreshadowing, now we have to tell them to separate, right?
How should he express his position firmly without hurting Qiaoqiao's mother's love for her daughter?
Qiao Shiwan took another sip of water. The waiting process made Lu Anxu's mind take a turn, and he recalled the entire content of "How to Deal with the Mother-in-law" that he had read before.
Qiao Shiwan put down the water glass with a serious expression, "Where do you live now?"
Lu Anxu didn't dare to lie, "The number one apartment, but..."
"Oh, I know that place. Although the location is good, the apartments are not big. It's a bit crowded for two people to live in. So, I have a large four-bedroom loft in the Yage Shangjun community near the university town, which has been decorated, but
It's always been empty, it's a gift from mom, I'll find someone to go through the formalities tomorrow and transfer it to your name."
Lu Anxu: "..."
It seems to be different from what he thought.
Confused again, he could only turn his head and look at Joey.
Joey: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, do you remember how you rejected me when I asked you for that apartment?"
Qiao Shiwan: "Can that be the same? This is my son-in-law, and he calls me mom."
Then she looked at Lu Anxu and said, "Mom is not in the imperial capital recently. When I go back, let's have a meal together and let Yiyi take you home. What do you want to eat, mom..."
Joey interrupted her: "Can you do it?"
Qiao Shiwan apologized to her daughter who kept trying to make things difficult for her, and continued to say to Lu Anxu: "Whatever you want to eat, Mom will ask the hourly worker to make it for you."
Lu Anxu was flattered, "I'm not picky about food."
Qiao Shiwan said nothing, waiting for him with expectant eyes.
Lu Anxu pursed her lower lip and said shyly, "Mom."
"Hey!" The corners of Qiao Shiwan's mouth suddenly raised, "Let's add a WeChat message later, and Mom will give you a red envelope for changing your lip."
Lu Anxu waved his hand and said no, but Qiao Shiwan disagreed.
"Is this a rule, or are you unwilling to be my mother's son-in-law?"
"No, no, I..." Lu Anxu glanced at Joey who was watching the excitement, and whispered: "I can't ask for it."
Then the two of them added WeChat, and Lu Anxu received the transfer.
Ten thousand and one, pick one out of ten thousand.
Joey helped him order the payment, and Qiao Shiwan received a notification tone.
Now she was completely relieved.
After taking her money and house, you would be embarrassed to break up with her daughter again, right?
But I still need to give you more advice.
Her voice was gentler, and every word was trying to reveal her love for Lu Anxu.
"Xiaolu, you have to get along well with Yiyi. If she bullies you, come and tell mom. Mom will definitely stand by your side and help you resolve all conflicts, so don't break up with her."
Until the end of the video, Lu Anxu had not recovered from the surprise of suddenly meeting his parents and being highly recognized.
Joey touched his head and said, "Don't think too much, Ms. Qiao has always been like this, she is afraid that if I can't get married, I will die alone."
Lu Anxu suddenly felt that he looked like the soft-boiled guy mentioned on the Internet.
This seems to be a negative score in a romantic relationship.
"Qiaoqiao, about the house..."
In fact, I have other places to live, more than one.
Joey's cell phone rang suddenly.
It's Ning Ke calling.
Ning Ke shouldn't bother her at this time, maybe there's something important.
Joey picked up, "What's wrong?"
Chapter completed!