Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this Nima?(1/3)
Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this? It’s so out of line!
Author: Ming Ye Leng Yue
Chapter 330 What kind of plot is this? It’s so out of line!
As a professional film critic, during this holiday when most people enjoy happiness, He Yuanlu is actually busy.
After attending the premiere of "The Disciple", as soon as he returned home, he integrated all the information he recorded into a professional film review article.
As soon as this article was published, not surprisingly, it received a wave of praise!
The comments section is almost full of compliments.
Many fans who went to watch "The Disciple" through his recommendation immediately logged onto Weibo and wrote the word "Grain and Grass" in his comment area after returning home.
This is the unique secret code between He Yuanlu and his fans.
As long as his recommendation can gain support from fans, "Grain" will appear in the comment area, and if the film is not good, it will receive a "Rotten Tomatoes" rating.
Especially after the National Propaganda Department forwarded the release notice about "The Disciple", more and more people noticed He Yuanlu's film review.
For a time, he actually enjoyed the happiness of "increasing one million followers"!
Especially when this film review once broke into the top ten hot searches with the help of netizens, He Yuanlu was completely shocked!
At this moment, he suddenly had deep doubts about his previous idea of "just for profit".
He put himself in the shoes of the current movie fan and thought about it, and was shocked!
What netizens need is truth! Not false evaluations bound by interests!
After realizing this, He Yuanlu suddenly made a decision.
He directly deleted all previous film review articles except for this one by The Disciple, and changed his Weibo name to "Vicious Film Critic - He Yuanlu"!
He wants to give all movie fans and friends the most authentic experience of film criticism, instead of making so-called false propaganda for profit.
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At three o'clock in the afternoon on October 1st, He Yuanlu, who was ready for a new life, walked into the cinema.
Having purchased his tickets online in advance, he walked directly into Screening Room No. 3 and sat down in the back row.
This is a special habit of his.
While watching the movie, he will also pay attention to the comments, expressions and other status of the fans at the scene to achieve the best movie review record.
On the big screen, the four characters "Magic City Fortress" were deeply engraved on it.
Before the film was released, He Yuanlu received a summons from the Public Relations Department of Light and Film, asking him to write an "excellent" film review.
The other party even promised that if the attention of this film review article is high enough, then he will also receive an equivalent royalties.
If it was from the past, He Yuanlu would naturally not hesitate.
But things are different now. He is ready to really experience this movie. Is it really as high-end as it was said in the promotion?
He Yuanlu has another habit.
Whenever he is about to watch a movie, he will choose to buy a ticket directly to watch it instead of first looking for reviews online.
Because he believed that this would affect his judgment and prevent him from writing a practical evaluation.
National Day is a national holiday, especially on October 1st. Many people choose to go shopping, watch movies, and go to amusement parks.
Therefore, not long after He Yuanlu sat down, many people came to the screening hall one after another.
He soon noticed something special.
Most of the people who chose to watch the movie "Fortress" are younger viewers, and among them there are more female viewers.
After a second thought, he knew the whole story.
Xu Yaoxing, the protagonist of Magic City Fortress, is a young talent promoted by Light and Shadow Media. He is also the lead singer of the top domestic rock band Iron Blood Band!
With the blessing of several layers of status, there will definitely be many fans and fans of his good looks coming to support him.
Soon, as the screen dimmed, the movie began to play.
The opening chapter is the domineering logo of Light and Shadow Media.
As the producer, this film was fully funded by Light and Shadow Media, and it is said that it cost up to 360 million yuan!
He Yuanlu still remembered it clearly.
When it was first being filmed, "Fortress" made bold claims, claiming that it would open the door to Chinese science fiction movies and be a leader in the development of science fiction film history!
And in the promotion, they even boasted about the movie, claiming to be a bright light that illuminates the darkness of domestic science fiction movies, and vowing to smash the big hammer that European and American countries have monopolized the science fiction movie market.
The filming of this film took up to half a year, truly striving for excellence!
To be honest, He Yuanlu is still looking forward to it.
In his opinion, since this movie was so impressive in its promotion, its content must be outstanding. Even if it is not good enough, it can open half the door to science fiction movies, right?
Just as I was thinking about it, the movie started.
He Yuanlu gently opened his notebook and looked at the big screen with all his attention.
However……
Looking at the opening scene, He Yuanlu was not only a little confused.
“Shouldn’t science fiction movies show all kinds of awesome high-tech equipment at the beginning?”
On the screen, the future city only has a few huge LED screens, and the mobile phones used by the protagonist and supporting characters are actually Nokia mobile phones from the 1980s...
The plot continues to advance, and the exciting battle is about to begin.
Many people in the theater cheered up.
However, many people frowned when they saw that important supporting character being fucked to the ground in a matter of seconds.
He Yuanlu clearly heard that a buddy not far away was muttering: "Why is the combat effectiveness of these future soldiers not even as good as the security guards who stop takeaways in our community?"
Soon, increasingly outrageous plots appeared frequently.
The relic box requires my fingerprint to open...
Use axes and fire extinguishers to deal with aliens...
A motorcycle suddenly appeared on the roof...
The further he looked down, the more shocked He Yuanlu felt!
Not only is the plot of this movie extremely confusing, but the various settings in it are also very outrageous, making people feel confused while watching it.
Especially the failure in details makes people feel more outrageous and irritated the more they watch it!
"What kind of crappy movie is this? Are you sure it's a science fiction movie?"
Someone nearby had already begun to curse.
Many science fiction fans think that since it is called a science fiction film, no matter how outrageous the setting is, the hard-core battles belonging to men should not be left behind, right?
But what confuses everyone is that the protagonist played by Xu Yaoxing is weak, has no masculinity at all, and is even called a bitch!
I wish the female leader good night every day and dream of falling in love with the female leader to achieve my goal...
"Damn! The labor and management are not watching!"
When they saw that at this moment when aliens were about to destroy the earth, the male protagonist was still thinking about having sex with a man and a woman, many people in the screening room left their seats in anger.
To be honest, He Yuanlu actually wanted to leave too.
But as a film critic, his professionalism does not allow him to do this.
The plot continues to advance.
When he saw an alien soldier breaking into the defense room, and a group of people holding small guns, He Yuanlu felt his temples trembling.
Outrageous!
This is so outrageous!
Even awesome future weapons like the Super Defense Formation and the Magic City Cannon can be built. There is no reason why these people only have small guns!
You don’t even have a laser gun. What the hell is this?
And when the team leader finally sacrificed himself to detonate the defense room, all the fans present not only showed no sign of being moved to tears, but instead felt extremely aggrieved.
This is crazy...
What piece of debris?
Suddenly, someone else chose to leave.
Soon, the alien plan failed, and they had no choice but to launch a general attack plan on mankind.
Correspondingly, the human side also started a response plan, arranging troops and formations. The scene was extremely grand, and it inexplicably made the fans at the scene feel a little passionate.
But soon, with the subsequent inexplicable and sensational plot, everyone's expectations were directly shattered.
"This decisive battle shouldn't be so outrageous, right?" He Yuanlu was secretly looking forward to it.
To be continued...