Chapter 82
I looked at Li Jingran quietly. Li Jingran looked at my bleeding hand without looking at me. If it were Jin Yuner or Zhu Xunuo, she would have gone to find an antidote for me long ago.
This woman is really cruel. Fortunately, she was not the one who did not regret the marriage yesterday!
I cursed Li Jingran secretly in my heart, then put the hand bitten by the snake to my mouth, held the wound in my mouth, and sucked out the poisonous blood in my hand.
"It tastes good, it tastes good, it tastes really good." I was afraid that the people present would see that I was not a fool, so I swallowed the poisonous blood into my stomach while saying that the blood tasted really good.
The people around me who saw this scene all smacked their lips secretly, and became even more convinced that I was a fool whose stupidity was hard to change.
"This fool actually knows how to detoxify?" Wang Yishou frowned, with a hint of doubt on his face.
Wang Wu said sarcastically: "I think he is just stupid. Look at the blood he sucked out. He swallowed all the blood. He will be poisoned."
After Wang Yishou heard what Wang Wu said, his frown relaxed.
But what Wang Wu doesn’t know is that I have grown up taking traditional Chinese medicine for the past eighteen years. There are various detoxifying traditional Chinese medicines in my body. As long as the toxins do not enter the blood directly, this little bit of snake venom can’t do anything to me.
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After I sucked out all the poisonous blood from the wound, I turned around and looked behind me. The cold gaze just now disappeared again, as if it had never appeared before.
Strange, what was that thing that made this poisonous snake feel so scared?
"Idiot, can you still change this snake? If not, quickly ask your friend to buy a better coffin. There is no such thing as a joke in the Feng Shui circle!" Wang fiddled with the snake-shaped ring on his ring finger with a cold expression.
He looked at me with a smile and asked.
I turned my head and looked at Chang Laoshi in the audience. Chang Laoshi looked at me with confusion on his face, as if he was asking me what happened.
"Uncle Ten, this old bastard asked you to buy a coffin for his grandson. Have you finished buying it?" I said.
Chang Laoshi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed loudly and said: "How dare you turn into a snake, I have already prepared the coffin for the little bastard."
Chang Lao Shi and I sang together, and Wang Yishou's face turned green with anger. But after all, he was not as impulsive as a young man. He just looked at me coldly and said, "I don't have time to waste time here with you. I'm giving it to you."
If you can't transform into a snake in ten minutes, I will just take your life."
Haha, I laughed in my heart when I heard that Wang Yishou only gave me ten minutes. His grandson had just turned into a snake, but it took more than half an hour.
The guests in the audience also scolded me in low voices because of Wang Yishou's double standards.
Mr. Chen tugged at Chang Laoshi's clothes and said, "Brother, please help Pi Jianqing. These ten minutes are not enough."
"Ten minutes is enough. The grandson of the Goddess of Heavenly Medicine is not as slow as your little bastard!" Mr. Chang and I were shocked as soon as he opened his mouth.
I looked stupidly at Chang Laoshi in the audience. Seeing the relaxed smile on his face, I even suspected that this guy was not here to help me at all, but to harm me.
"Fool, look at what I'm doing, change quickly, there are still nine minutes!" Chang Laoshi said to me.
I needed to pretend to be stupid and couldn't refute Chang Lao Shi. I could only greet Chang Lao ten or a hundred times in my heart, and then I was ready to put my hand into my face again.
Chapter completed!