Chapter 111 I don't want to dig wild vegetables
When Liu Yunmian was having dinner at night, he found that An Hu was not there.
"I sent him to do something, and it might take him two or three months to come back." Lu Ci ate his meal calmly without raising his eyes.
"Then...can you come back in time to celebrate the New Year?"
"uncertain."
"oh."
An idea suddenly appeared in Liu Yunmian's mind.
——Did you go back to arrange Lu Ci’s marriage?
Oh, definitely.
But since Lu Ci didn't say anything, she didn't ask.
As for the marriage certificate between the two, it is no longer a problem.
Lu Ci secretly prepared the marriage certificate himself, so he would definitely be able to dissolve it.
After all, Han Pingchuan, who wears the same pants as him, is still the county magistrate, isn't he?
Unexpectedly, Lu Ci took the initiative to confess to her that night.
"Madam, what Fatty said is not true."
"Ah?" Liu Yunmian was lying there thinking about his own affairs. When he suddenly heard Lu Ci's words, he forgot what he was thinking about.
"Oh oh oh," she came back to her senses.
Lu Ci was angry.
He knew that if this woman had any intention of retaining him, it would be when the sun came out in the west!
"You don't want to ask me what's going on?"
Liu Yunmian touched his nose and felt that the man seemed angry again.
What's going on with Lu Ci lately? He gets angry all the time. He's not mature and steady at all. Ugh.
"Then let me ask."
Lu Ci: "..."
"You don't have to force it if you don't want to say it."
Lu Ci said in a strange tone: "I'm afraid the lady doesn't want to hear it at all. The lady has always been indifferent to me."
Liu Yunmian: Why is it still online?
Alas, Lu Ci was severely hit, and his IQ and EQ began to deteriorate towards that of a child?
Look, he was wronged.
"I was afraid that it would be inconvenient for you to say it," Liu Yunmian said, "What you wanted to say, I said it without asking you. If you didn't want to say it, I couldn't say it even if I asked you. It would be embarrassing."
"There's nothing I can't say when I'm here with you."
If you don’t believe me, try it.
Liu Yunmian said that she had no problems.
"Then let's talk about it."
"Li Jiaojiao is the princess of Xixia..."
Princess of Xixia?
Liu Yunmian thought inappropriately of Xue Pinggui, Wang Baochuan, and the Xiliang princess.
Then, like a barrage opened in my mind, "dig wild vegetables" and "dig wild vegetables" poured out crazily.
"She doesn't want the maid to marry me, but she wants to marry me herself."
Liu Yunmian: My dear, it turns out that I am the one digging wild vegetables?
Lu Ci told the story exactly as it happened.
Perhaps it was because he hid so much in the past that it was difficult for Liu Yunmian to be interested in exploring him.
It's his fault, he pays attention and corrects it.
Liu Yunmian understood now.
A heroic heroine fell in love with the enemy's handsome young general at first sight on the battlefield...a very beautiful story.
She can quietly dig wild vegetables and never come out to ruin the atmosphere.
"Then, isn't it good?" Liu Yunmian said bravely under Lu Ci's eager expectations, "Can you get rid of your slavery and turn over?"
Lu Ci: "...Yes."
In order to avoid being pissed off by Liu Yunmian, he took the initiative to express that he had masculine virtues.
"I will only marry one wife in my life."
Liu Yunmian: "..."
There is no need to be so traditional.
Lu Ci: "This is my family's rule."
Liu Yunmian didn't know what to say.
She understood that this was Lu Ci's "confession".
But what should she say if she can't respond to her confession?
Silence, silence is the bedroom tonight.
Lu Ci, talking about love is not suitable for you, you are engaged in career!
Even a salty fish like me is thinking about starting a career, let alone you?
"That's a pretty good rule." After a while, Liu Yunmian couldn't stand the awkward atmosphere anymore and said sarcastically.
"I sent An Hu to set the fire," Lu Ci said. "Li Jiaojiao should return to Xixia."
"Why did you set the fire?"
"Spreading rumors that she wants to be the empress; she has two brothers, neither of whom are easy to mess with."
Li Jiaojiao must turn around and go back to deal with it, showing that she has no intention of becoming emperor.
Liu Yunmian: "..."
Princess Jiaojiao, forget it.
People's love goes in both directions, but your love is that of a farmer and a snake!
"Li Jiaojiao must have ulterior motives for coming to the Central Plains." Lu Ci added.
"Oh, I thought she just admired you!"
"You'll know when you meet her, that kind of person doesn't know how to talk about feelings."
"What kind of person?" Liu Yunmian suddenly became curious.
"A person who is ambitious, scheming, and hides a knife behind his smile. He is the complete opposite of you."
In front of Li Jiaojiao, you have to be on guard at all times. This beautiful snake might give someone a fatal bite at some point.
But Liu Yunmian... was different.
"Mianmian," Lu Ci's voice was low and magnetic, carrying some sentimentality and melancholy of memories, "The days I've been here remind me of when I was a child when my parents were still alive. It was the happiest time in my life.
My mother took me personally, took me to bed, and cooked all kinds of delicious food for me with her own hands..."
Liu Yunmian: "So, do you think I am a qualified stepmother because I treat Guanyin slave like this?"
Lu Ci: "...I didn't mean that!"
"Then you found maternal love in me?"
Lu Ci gritted his teeth, "Liu Yunmian, believe it or not, if you continue to interrupt randomly, I'm going to beat him up!"
"You may not be able to beat me." Liu Yunmian pouted.
Lu Ci sneered: "Then let's try now?"
"Forget it, let's try again when it gets light tomorrow. What will others think if they hear it in the middle of the night?"
Lu Ci: "..."
What kind of evil did he do to meet Liu Yunmian, a straight woman who is incompetent and unsophisticated?
Liu Yunmian: Let’s change the gender. Li Jiaojiao thinks so too.
We can't blame her for deliberately changing the topic, but she just honestly doesn't want to talk about love.
Get into business!
Between men and women, apart from talking about love, is there nothing serious?
The most stable relationship between a man and a woman is that of a business partner, not a husband and wife.
Lu Ci took a deep breath and changed his angle.
"Li Jiaojiao is tall, strong and fierce..."
Liu Yunmian was shocked: "Fat Ya is like that?"
"More than that."
"Huh? That doesn't work!"
Men are lustful.
And Liu Yunmian is also a pretty girl.
I always feel that Li Jiaojiao, who resembles Zhang Fei, insists on marrying Lu Ci. For Lu Ci, it may not be salvation, but dire straits.
Isn’t this just a rich woman who has to keep a little wolfdog?
"There's no way I can agree to that."
"That's true." Liu Yunmian said, "But will An Hu's trick work? Even if it works, what if the emperor issues an imperial edict?"
Damn it!
Liu Yunmian suddenly realized a problem that he had never thought of just now.
Lu Ci felt a lot more comfortable.
Fortunately, she finally started to care about her situation.
It's still too early to start dating, and I'm too impatient to eat hot tofu, so I'd better take advantage of it first.
Chapter completed!