Chapter 507: You are a quack
"Sect Master, I have checked your pulse three times just now. You are really not sick, so don't be nervous. Have a good sleep. I guarantee you will be in high spirits tomorrow!"
Huang Tong said affirmatively, with a dumbfounded expression on his face.
He was sleeping soundly in his arms with his little wife in his bed, but Jiang Tianba suddenly lost his nerve and called him to the headquarters of Chaotian Sect. He felt extremely unhappy!
It would be fine if Jiang Tianba was really sick. The key point is that his body and pulse were normal and he was not sick at all. However, Jiang Tianba kept harping on and on, as if his brain was filled with water, which made him a little impatient.
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Huang Tong felt very unhappy at the moment. Jiang Tianba had asked him to check his pulse three times. He said that Jiang Tianba was not sick at all, but Jiang Tianba still did this, as if he was playing tricks on him. How could he be happy?
That’s weird!
"If I am really not sick, why does my stomach hurt when I press it? Why does my whole body itch when I press the back of my neck?"
Jiang Tianba said with a serious look on his face.
Huang Tong looked at Jiang Tianba, shook his head and said, "Sect Master, unless it hurts when you press it, your stomach will definitely not hurt. It is even more nonsense to say that if you press the back of your neck, your whole body will itch."
Let’s talk!”
"I have experienced it myself. How can this be called nonsense?"
Jiang Tianba said displeasedly.
"Sect Master, you said that you have personally experienced such a thing. It may be a problem with the circulation of qi and blood in the meridians, but now if you press your belly and the back of your neck, you will definitely feel no pain or itchiness!"
Huang Tong thought about it and said.
Jiang Tianba was stunned, looked at Huang Tong and said, "Really?"
"Of course it's true. I am the miraculous doctor of Chaotian Sect. We have known each other for decades. Don't you still believe me?"
Huang Tong said seriously.
"Then let me try pressing my belly again?"
Jiang Tianba calmed down and said.
While he was talking, he gently put his right hand on his stomach, but he didn't dare to press it hard because the feeling of stomach cramps still made him still have lingering fears.
"Sect Master, I am a miracle doctor. If I say it doesn't hurt when I press it, then it definitely won't hurt if I press it. Just feel free to press it. When you finish pressing it, I will go back to sleep!"
Seeing that Jiang Tianba hesitated to press the button, Huang Tong urged.
Jiang Tianba seemed to be mentally ill tonight. He might be hallucinating. If Jiang Tianba didn't let Jiang Tianba click on it, he might not be able to go home and sleep tonight!
"Okay, I'll press it!"
Jiang Tianba gritted his teeth and pressed his right hand hard against his stomach.
After pressing this button, Jiang Tianba's mouth opened directly and could no longer be closed.
"Sect Master, what I said is right, even if you press your stomach again, your stomach will not hurt!"
Seeing Jiang Tianba's mouth open, Huang Tong said with a smile.
"Ah...it hurts, it really hurts me to death!"
Jiang Tianba suddenly screamed wildly.
His mouth was crooked, he fell off the chair, and knelt down in front of Huang Tong with a plop.
"Zong, sect master, what are you doing? How can you kneel down for me?"
Huang Tong was shocked when he saw this.
After all, Jiang Tianba is also the leader of the Chaotian Sect. It is really scary for Jiang Tianba to kneel in front of him with such a plop!
"I'm kneeling on your mother's knees. I'm kneeling down because of pain. Who the hell is kneeling down for you?"
Jiang Tianba stretched out his hand to wipe his forehead and shouted.
Now he was suffering from cramps in his stomach, as if his internal organs were tumbling, which made his mouth tilt in pain, and his whole body was trembling.
"You are kneeling in pain, how is this possible?"
Huang Tong reached out and wiped his forehead and said, an incredible expression appeared on his face.
"I have severe stomach cramps. Now I am experiencing it myself. How is this impossible?"
Jiang Tianba shouted, struggling to stand up from the ground.
"Master, you have a pain in your stomach.
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Huang Tong saw Jiang Tianba bent over like a shrimp, and he couldn't help but ask.
"My whole stomach hurts now, how do I know where it is hurting?"
Jiang Tianba said angrily.
Huang Tong watched Jiang Tianba rub his belly. He suddenly shook his head and said, "Sect Master, you are so funny, you actually made such a joke with me!"
Jiang Tianba's mouth was tilted and he didn't reply immediately.
After three minutes, Jiang Tianba took a long breath and straightened up.
"Huang Tong, do you think I was joking with you just now?"
Jiang Tianba looked at Huang Tong.
Huang Tong smiled and said: "I don't think so, you are just kidding me, Sect Master!"
boom!
Jiang Tianba had a straight face this time and kicked Huang Tong on the left thigh.
"Ouch, ouch... My, my legs hurt so much, Zong, Zong master, why are you kicking me?"
Huang Tong covered his left leg and jumped up.
"Your legs hurt, don't they?"
Jiang Tianba looked at Huang Tong and asked.
Huang Tong nodded repeatedly and said, "It hurts, it hurts so much, it really hurts me to death!"
"Huang Tong, it's wrong of you to do this. Why did you make such a joke on me?"
Jiang Tianba said calmly.
"My legs are about to break. Who am I kidding?"
Huang Tong cried with a sad face.
boom!
Jiang Tianba kicked out again and hit Huang Tong's right leg.
"Ah, ah...my legs hurt, it hurts me so much, Zong, Zong Master, what are you doing, I, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!"
Huang Tong made a sound like a killing pig, and his brain was already in pain.
Snap!
Jiang Tianba looked at Huang Tong without mercy, and slapped Huang Tong on the back of the head twice.
"Get out of here, you quack, hurry up and get out of here. If you wait too long, I will send you to the West!"
Jiang Tianba said angrily, and he kicked Huang Tong's butt again.
"Okay, okay, sect leader, I'm getting out, I'm getting out now!"
Chapter completed!