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Chapter 1 The Girl in the Rabbit Suit(1/2)

My name is Chen Chong, you heard me right, my name is indeed Chongzi.

My name was given to me by my father, who was an admiral of the Beiyang Navy. After the defeat in the Battle of the Yellow Sea, he and my mother, Annie, took me to flee to Australia and settled in the small town of Wenzhe.

My father bought a hilltop, managed a medium-sized vegetable garden, and lived the most ordinary life of a vegetable farmer.

Anne studied medicine and opened a clinic in her home to diagnose diseases for nearby residents.

My father named me Chen Chong, probably because he hoped that I would put aside those ambitions and become a humble "Chong" and end my life!

But my father forgot that insects are the enemies of vegetable farmers.

I have been obsessed with shooting and hunting since I was a child. Even my father, who used to adjust firearms at Master Zhang Xiangshuai in Wuhan, said that I have shooting talent. For me, having a sharp weapon that can shoot prey is such a great thing.

I once cut off the strings of my father's erhu because I couldn't find suitable bowstring materials for my bow. Facts have proved that I was right. That bow allowed me to shoot a sheep. If it hadn't been for the neighbor who was shepherding the sheep. , this must be a successful hunt.

I also cut off Annie's long hair to make a slingshot rubber band while she was sleeping. Alas, women's hair has no elasticity at all. It seems that we still need to find better materials. After my father spanked me with a cloth shoe, At this time, I was still sighing.

Later, I took the black child Nemo into the Australian wilderness. There were groups of kangaroos, groups of wild boars, and groups of coyotes. It would be so lucky to have a shotgun. Nemo and I climbed I went to a tree and looked at the coyotes looking up at the tree, thinking wildly.

From then on, I pestered my father every day to buy me a shotgun. My father couldn't stop me, so he had to buy me one for twenty pounds. From then on, I wandered in the wilderness all day long to teach those people a lesson. The disobedient beasts, so I, the insect, became their nightmare.

Unfortunately, although I have a gun, bullets are also very precious. I have to go to great lengths to find bullets and rack my brains to accurately calculate the use of each bullet.

Annie is a believer in God. She told me that every life is a gift from God and should be treated with special respect, so I promised her to only use one bullet for each hunting trip and send a beast to meet God.

My father, who had served in the army, was very enlightened. He just told me not to point the gun at humans, unless the pain and hatred were so great that there was absolutely nothing I could do.

A few days ago, my father decided to build a vegetable cellar in the vegetable garden, but he dug out a few green stones, polished one overnight, carved a dragon-shaped pattern and gave it to me, saying it was an adult gift for me.

Today my father is going to Bladen City to deliver some food and send a letter to Japan.

I volunteered to follow him and help him with some work.

My father was very pleased to see his son becoming more sensible. Of course, I was also very pleased. I dumped him as soon as I entered the city because I ran out of bullets. I wanted to go to the city to see if there was any way to get bullets.

Every time I think about this, I feel that my father is too stingy, and his own son is reluctant to give him a little more money. Fortunately, I have a black friend, Nemo, who helps me transport some game to the city and sell it to restaurants in exchange for some money. .

Then, the two of us spent most of the money on purchasing necessities for hunting, including bullets.

I rarely go into the city, although Braden is not far from the small town of Wenzhe.

In my opinion, the city is far less interesting than the wilderness. In the wilderness, I can carry a shotgun and chase the prey. Sometimes I even spend several days in a row, sometimes more than a month.

My father was initially afraid that I would be in danger and basically left all his housekeeping skills to me; but Anne was always worried. She was worried that I would be punished by God if I killed too many people.

So, I spent most of my time in the Australian wilderness. When I was thirsty, I thirsted for mountain spring water. When I was hungry, I grilled game. When I was dirty, I jumped into a stream to take a refreshing bath. When I was sleepy, I found a cave to camp.

, when I’m bored, I still have Nemo, a black guy, to chat with me. This is the happiest life for me.

Everything in the city is fresh, there are so many shops and there are so many people, it is far more lively than a small town.

It's a pity that all the arms dealers I dealt with before, without exception, shook their heads and said they had no more bullets on hand.

Recently, bullets have become extremely scarce. Those arms dealers said that the Australian government began to control the flow of bullets to the market, as if to indicate that there was going to be a war.

Australia is alone overseas. No country will come to Australia to fight. If there is a war, Australia can only send troops overseas. Everyone knows that although Australia is independent, it is still a federation of the British Empire.

I heard that several countries in Europe are having a good time. I guess the Prime Minister of the Empire wants Australia and New Zealand to send troops to support them!

After walking around the city for a day, I didn't get a bullet until the evening, which made me feel a little downcast.

At night in the city, the lights are bright, the neon lights are flashing, and some girls stand on the street, posing in various poses, and greeting passers-by. They are so interesting.

The men drunkenly took these girls and disappeared on the street. There were also rich men driving cars on the road. I was very envious, after all, in this era, cars were still a new thing. If I also had such a car,

Then it will be much easier to hunt again, because after shooting a kangaroo or a wild boar, Nemo and I often have to carry the prey back on our backs.

The houses in the city are also very beautiful. There is a gorgeous villa in front of me. Through the window, I see that it is brightly lit and well furnished. It must be very comfortable to sleep in such a room. Of course, there are also low-rise villas.

In the mud house, dim light shines through the windows covered with plastic sheets, and from time to time, the coughs of the elderly and the cries of children can be heard...

I stood on the top of a house and stared blankly at this strange city.

At this time, I saw a beautiful girl wearing a bunny costume walking on the roadside.

I laughed. It's so interesting that there is such a costume in the world. If she ran into the wilderness, she would be the most beautiful rabbit.

Suddenly, I noticed two people chasing after the bunny girl.

One is tall and the other is short, one is fat and the other is thin. The tall one is like a sorghum pole, while the fat man is like a short winter melon. He also wears a melon-skin hat, which makes his body even more round. I suspect that when he encounters a slope, he will

It can even roll down like a ball.

The two of them stopped in front of the bunny girl.

I was a little surprised. Are they going to bully this girl? Then I would need to take action.

My father told me the story of "Water Margin". The heroes in it have been doing justice for the sky. I was very surprised. "Tian" stayed in the sky, and what did he do for him?

Later, I learned the answer from Annie. Heaven is God, and to do justice for Heaven is to send them to see God. God must be very satisfied with me, because I have sent cattle, sheep, and wild beasts to God more than once.

But today, if these two people want to bully this cute girl like a rabbit, I have no choice but to do something for God. My only worry is that none of the people I send to see God will come back.

If these guys went to see God and God kept them as wild game, that would be very bad.

Sorghum poles and short winter melons surrounded the girl and blocked her way with their arms crossed.

So I took out the slingshot in my pocket, and a marble shot out of the air. With a strong wind, it hit the head of the sorghum pole with a "dang" sound. The guy howled like a coyote, holding his head and yelling.

Before Dwarf Wintermelon could react, another marble hit him on the forehead, and another wolf howl came out of Dwarf Wintermelon's rough throat, as if he was killing a pig.

The two people didn't understand what was going on and looked around with their heads in their hands. Two more marbles flew out from me one after another. The two guys couldn't stand it anymore and ran away like injured local dogs.

The girl was a little surprised by the situation that stood out from her, but she soon realized that someone was helping her.

She looked around curiously, and I shot a marble at her feet to remind her.

She figured out the direction and looked towards me.

I waved to her on the roof, and she smiled and waved to me, meaning to ask me to come down and talk.

I jumped off the roof and walked up to her, "Are you okay?"

She smiled and said, "It's okay! Who are you?"

"My surname is Shen, and my name is Shen Chong, the worm of Chong."

"There are other names like this in the world. I don't see how you look like an insect."

"The name was given by my father. He said that life is sometimes very humble, like an insect, so he gave me such a Chinese name. Who are those two people?"

"Our servant."

"Ah", I called out, and the girl asked me strangely: "What's wrong?"

"I beat your servant!"

The girl didn't care: "If you hit me, you'll hit me. Who told them to stop me and not let me go?"

"Oh," I responded, feeling that this girl was really big-hearted. Since she didn't take her seriously, I didn't care.

So I looked at her seriously again. She looked about seventeen or eighteen years old. She was extremely fair-skinned, with delicate and lovely facial features, especially her eyes, which were like clear springs.

It was the first time I saw such a beautiful girl, and I was a little stunned.

The girl was a little angry at my rudeness and waved her hand in front of my eyes, "What are you looking at?"

"You are very good-looking, and you look even better in this rabbit costume. If you run into the wilderness, you will definitely be the most beautiful rabbit. No matter how good the hunter is, he will not be willing to shoot."

Every girl likes to hear compliments from others, and the girl is no exception. She squinted her eyes and looked at me: "You have a sweet mouth. Have you coaxed many girls?"

"We don't have a girl as beautiful as you there, what if we do?"

"What if there is?"

"I'll take her home to be my wife, so that my parents won't have to worry about me every day and won't be able to marry a wife when I grow up."

The girl giggled, "Then you have to have other girls like you!"

"Haha, if there is a girl as beautiful as you, I don't care whether I like it or not, just grab her at home and then offer her as a Buddha."

She rolled her eyes at me, "You're such a talker! What did you do to beat the cats and dogs just now?"

"A cat or a dog?"

"Yes, they were originally called Amao and Agou. Amao is short and fat, and Agou is tall and thin."

"There are other names like this in the world. I don't see how they resemble a cat or a dog."

Hearing what I said, the girl was a little confused, but then she realized that I was imitating what she had just said, "You are a bug and you are imitating me." She said with a smile.

"Hey, don't say that, my name is Chen Chong, not a bed bug."

"Learn what I say, and you will be a bug!" She refused.

"I want to be a caterpillar too."

"Why?"

"In that way, you can break out of the cocoon and become a beautiful butterfly. Depending on which beauty is available, it will land on her head or shoulders. However, it will most likely land on a rabbit's ears."

She knew I was teasing her about her bunny costume and said, "Oh, you're talking nonsense. By the way, you haven't told me what you used to beat the cats and dogs with just now."

I took out the slingshot from my pocket and said, "Look, this is it."
To be continued...
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