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Chapter 89 Humanity in the Treetops(1/2)

Obviously, John and George thought they were powerful. They got into the wolf pack only to find that there were thousands of wolves here. They were swarmed by the wolves after just a few shots.

It is too simple for hundreds of these coyotes to attack one person. I imagine the fear that hundreds of coyotes would bring to people when they approach at the same time with their mouths full of fangs and eyes glowing green.

John and George had no time to fire off a few shots. Seeing the wolves approaching, the best way was to climb the tree. Most of the guns were thrown aside when they were about to climb the tree. The two ladies had completely ignored their usual elegance.

, must be faster than a monkey when climbing a tree.

What's pitiful is that the horses were all buried in the wolf's mouth, and the four guarding soldiers nearby were also dead in the wilderness. They must have taken care of John and George's family to get up the tree as soon as possible. When they were responsible for cutting off the rear, their throats were bitten by the coyotes that rushed towards them.

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The coyotes rushed to bite and lick the blood and flesh of the humans and horses, and the scene was very tragic. Every time a coyote approached, Little John and Little George screamed in fright.

I saw Nemo and Luna on a tree, and Wood also climbed up their tree. He held Luna in his arms, tears falling, "Baby, daddy is not good! Run out."

, makes me worried to death. I have thought about it, I will not go anywhere, as long as you are safe and sound. Don’t be afraid, with dad here, no one can bully you, not even the coyote!"

Wood's arrival also gave Luna a greater sense of security. She just called "Daddy" and fell into Wood's arms.

I couldn't help but sigh that the Wood family was finally reunited, but the reunion was in a tree, which was really embarrassing. Maybe they might go to hell together.

Wood was startled, "Baby, what's wrong with you?"

Nemo said: "We are hungry. We have been in the tree for three days. We haven't eaten or drank for three days and we haven't dared to sleep. How can a delicate girl like my sister-in-law endure it?"

Wood hurriedly took out the dried meat from his backpack. Nemo and Luna's eyes lit up when they saw the dried meat. They grabbed the dried meat and started to eat it.

Nemo ate with gusto and gave Luna another piece: "Sister-in-law, this is my brother's craftsmanship!"

Luna's face was flushed and she was speechless.

Wood was surprised and said: "Nemo, your name is Sister-in-law Luna?"

Nemo ate the dried meat and said vaguely: "Of course, my sister-in-law told me personally when I first met her, and she also admitted it later at the Governor's Mansion."

Wood suddenly realized: "Nemo, you mean bugs!"

Nemo nodded repeatedly: "By the way, why didn't my brother come? Where is he?"

This time it was Wood's turn to be a little embarrassed. He smiled bitterly and said: "It's all my fault that I didn't listen to him and ran over. I don't know where he is now."

Nemo laughed, "Then don't worry, as long as my brother is here, we will be safe." Nemo had almost blind confidence in me.

I looked carefully and saw that John and George's families were each gathered in a tree.

There were also three people on each of the other two trees. Seeing these people, I was so surprised.

There were three people lying on a tall tree, a short fat man and a tall thin man. They turned out to be Ah Mao and Ah Gou. Ah Mao was holding a rifle, while Ah Gou was barehanded. There was a rifle under the tree, but he accidentally dropped it.

Yes, all the bullets were used up and thrown away. The other person made me laugh. He was tall and thin, with a mountain beard. He seemed to be dying while hugging a thick trunk of a tree. He turned out to be a money-minded man. This stingy man groaned

He chirped at the cats and dogs, "You two bastards, you insist on hunting some coyotes. There are more wolves now, so why don't you jump down and kill them! Ouch... Why is my life so miserable? It's my first time to go out.

When I was hunting, I wanted to kill the wolf, but I didn’t expect it to be eaten by the wolf in the end. This must be spread and people must not laugh out loud!”

Ah Mao replied: "Master, I wish you the best. Who makes you feel so distressed about so many bullets? Have you ever seen anyone let someone carry three bullets when they go out hunting? This is what Ah Gou and I talked about for a long time before you agreed.

.”

Agou also said: "That is, if we didn't tell you, you still planned to bring a bullet!"

Qian Yan scolded: "Fart, what do you know? Don't you know that bullets are so valuable now? Why am I greedy for you two prodigal sons? You still brag to me every day that you are a sharpshooter. If you want me to be a sharpshooter, I have to be like a bug.

With a slingshot, you can hunt with just a few pebbles."

I can't help but laugh. Although the slingshot can hunt, it can only shoot birds. If you encounter a coyote, it can't even compare to a fire stick.

Cats and dogs have suffered losses in my hands and stopped talking. Qian watched Nemo eating dried meat and was very greedy. "Hey, Mr. Wood, I am Qian Yan. We have met before."

Wood nodded and said: "Yes, the money manager of Ottoman Jewelry Store. What can I do?"

"Can you throw me a piece of that dried meat? We have been trapped in the tree for three days with nothing to eat or drink. I guess if we keep it up, everyone will have to eat the leaves."

Wood took out a piece of dried meat and was about to throw it over. Nemo said: "Mr. Wood, we have been trapped for three days, and we may continue to be trapped. Brother Bug and I were trapped in the tree for seven days. During those seven days, we were really trapped."

Just like what he said, he lived by eating tree leaves, but later he became so thirsty that Brother Chong even drank his urine. Are you sure you want to be so generous to that goatee?"

I cursed secretly: "Nemo, you bastard, you actually told all my embarrassing things."

After hearing this, Qian Yan immediately cursed: "Nemo, you 24k pure bastard, what nonsense are you talking about."

I almost laughed out loud, and the curses in my money eyes had a strong smell of copper. He continued: "Mr. Wood, don't listen to this black boy's nonsense, I...I can buy it, I will buy half of your dried meat for one pound."

How about it?"

Nemo and Qian Yan only knew each other, but were not familiar with each other. He retorted: "Okay, Qian Yan, you bring the money over, we will pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."

Qian Yan was so angry that he almost lost his temper, "Asshole, if I can go over, can I buy a piece of your meat for one pound?"

"Then you can also throw the money over, but we have agreed that if I don't receive it, it won't be considered as taking your money."

"A banknote is so light, how can I throw it away?" Qian said with eyes wide open.

"You could tie a rock or bark to it."

"That's a good idea." After saying this, Qianyan asked Ah Mao to peel a piece of bark, tied a pound and threw it towards Nemo.

The bark flew away in a spin, only half of it flew, and fell to the ground with a snap.

Nemo said loudly: "Money eyes, I didn't take this money, so it doesn't count."

Qian Yan covered his heart, "My money! My money!"

Ah Mao handed over another piece of bark and said, "Master, tie another one!"

Qian's eyes started to go crazy, "Fart, I won't tie him up, I'd rather starve to death than tie him up!" After saying that, he hugged the tree trunk and started to moan again, "My cat, my dog, if I starve to death in the tree, you guys

I remember there are two funeral parlors in Bladen. The one in the east city has thick coffins and costs too much money. You can’t order a coffin there. Besides, sir, I am an Ottoman and I don’t care about grand burials. When the time comes, you two

Bury me, and just borrow a book and read it."

Suddenly, Qian Yan burst out laughing, "Why the hell are you buying a coffin? If I was about to die, I would definitely fall from the tree, and these wolf cubs would have chewed up all my bones and flesh. Why should I buy a coffin to put air in?"

Haha, I didn’t expect that when my Qianyan died, I would even be able to save a coffin. Good! How good!”

Nemo also burst out laughing and said, "Money Eyes, I can't blame Pew for saying you fell into Money Eyes. You will always worry about which coffin is cheaper. I think if you fall from the tree, the coyote will not necessarily eat you."

!”

"Why?" Qian Yan asked.

"The coyote will probably think that this is a stingy man who must have no oil or water on him and tastes like chewed sugar cane."

Qian Yan was so angry that he sat up suddenly, pointed at Nemo and cursed: "You black boy, I...I have to skin you!"

Nemo grinned, raised his fingers towards Qianyan, and said loudly: "Come here!"

I found that Nemo has become more and more outgoing since he got acquainted with Piyou. He used to be a fool, but now he actually makes fun of money.

At this time, the man on another tree said to Nemo: "Nemo, stop nagging that miser. I'm starving to death. Throw me a piece of dried meat."

I clearly saw Fat Chef lying on the tree. But their tree was not very tall, and Fat Chef was really fat, much fatter than Ah Mao, so the tree was about to be fat.

The chef was bent. Along with the fat chef were his two brothers. I naturally remembered that one of their two brothers was named Sunday and the other was named Pi.

I once heard Fat Chef say that his second brother was born when his mother was praying. Because he was born on Sunday, he was called Sunday, while his third brother was born on March 14, so he was named Pi.

The three brothers were also trapped in the tree for some reason. The fat chef must have been dizzy with hunger, so when he saw the dried meat in Nemo's hand, he asked him for it.

Nemo said in embarrassment: "Fat Chef, I want to give you some jerky, but unfortunately we are too far apart. How can I throw it over?"

Indeed, Nemo's and Fat Chef's trees were nearly fifty meters apart, so it would be difficult to throw a piece of dried meat across.

The fat chef grinned, "It would be great if the bug was here, he would definitely have a way."

I have always disliked the fat chef's worldliness, but I didn't expect that he would still miss me here, and I was still a little touched.

Unable to eat meat, the fat chef lost his temper with the two brothers, "It's my fault that you two have to drag me to hunt. It would be great if I could stay in the hotel during that time. I don't have to worry about eating or drinking. It's better now."

, after listening to what you said about Sunday, I went out to hunt, but I didn’t eat a single wolf hair. All my meat was about to be fed to wolves. You really know how to treat your brother as a Sunday."

Sunday apologized: "Brother, I can't help you! If you are hungry, just drink water to satisfy your hunger."

The fat chef scolded: "Bah, you said it nicely. Is that water? That is urine. There is no water in the kettle."

Pi Zhousu smiled and said: "Brother, I heard that in ancient China there were three brothers with different surnames, named Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. They became brothers with different surnames in Taoyuan. They did not want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but they wanted to die in the same year, the same month and the same day.

But in the end, the three brothers did not die in the same year, the same month and the same day. I think we three brothers are better than them. We were not born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we did die in the same year, the same month and the same day."

The fat chef cursed again: "Bah, you bastard, if we don't die on the same day of the same year and month, if our three brothers all die on the same year, the same month and the same day, who will support our mother? The old lady knows that our three brothers died on the same day,

Don’t you feel so heartbroken? Pi, you little bastard, don’t talk nonsense. I’ve thought about it, but if it doesn’t work, I’ll go all out and try to divert the tiger away from the mountain.”

Sunday and Pi asked curiously: "How can you divert the tiger away from the mountain?"

"I'll jump off the tree, run west, and lure these wolf cubs away. You guys should run east quickly. This is the only way."

The two brothers were shocked: "Brother, this is absolutely not allowed?"

The fat chef said loudly: "There is no other way. I will cut off two pieces of meat from the leg later, and you two will eat together. What is this Chinese story called?"

Qian Yan laughed after hearing this, "This is called cutting one's stock to serve the emperor. This is what the Chinese Jie Zitui does."

The fat chef nodded and said, "Yes, I'll cut the meat for you. You two will have enough to eat before you have the strength to run. But there is no stove at hand, so you can only eat it raw." After saying that, he picked up the dagger to cut the meat.
To be continued...
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