In the Qin Kingdom, the mysterious and strange "Yunwuxianyou" camp is heavily guarded and has many institutions. It is surrounded by swamps, fog miasma, cliffs and dense vegetation.
Suddenly I heard a hysterical scream that penetrated the base camp and went straight into the sky:
I want to poison the land of China and unify the eight countries——!
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"Wow...wow..."
With a cry that resounded throughout Yangliu Bay, a remote village in Qi State, she finally came to this place of Qi, Qin, Zhao, Song, Yan, Jin, Wei and Jin - the land of the Eight Kingdoms of China, which was currently relatively harmonious.
But from the moment she was born, her unique appearance and disgusting expression made her parents, relatives, neighbors, and passers-by unanimously believe that she was the real one - Silly Ya!
Soon, she had a very resounding name - "Ling Shiyao"!
This was the name chosen by her grandmother after she made a decisive decision without any argument!
Ling Shiyao - Ling is the rippling Ling; poetry is the poetic and picturesque poem; Yao is the Yao in the fairyland of Yaochi.
Because her grandma hoped that she would be born against the will of heaven!
In this way, Ling Shiyao lived a difficult life in Yangliu Bay.
No one wants to see her "outstanding" face——
Sparse and pale eyebrows, one short and one long, one up and down; one small single-lidded eye, one larger and one smaller, one convex and one concave; a flat nose, a big mouth, dark skin, and a face full of freckles.
Withered and yellow hair is like the tangled grass after autumn.
However, she still has a pair of white pearly teeth and two small dimples when she smiles...
However, grandma said: You'd better not laugh, it will make people panic even more!
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"Ling Shiyao! You idiot are still sleeping stupidly? You are already 18 years old, how can you show such stupid virtues?" Erdanzi from the old Wang family at the west end of the village used a willow branch to move his body against the creek at the west end of the village.
Under the big willow tree by the side, Ling Shiyao, who had nothing to do after lunch and was sleeping soundly out of boredom, was dripping with laughter.
Ling Shiyao twisted her body and ignored him.
This Erdanzi was well-known in the village as a naughty boy who was idle and causing trouble. Although he was eighteen years old, he only attended private school for half a year before his husband kicked him back home - he was so naughty and annoying!
When he saw that Ling Shiyao was still sleeping stupidly without paying attention to him, he turned his head and had another evil thought.
He quietly approached Ling Shiyao, who was sitting leaning against a tree, and looked at her carefully...
Although Ling Shiyao is a silly girl with an ugly face, her figure is quite plump, with protrusions that should be raised, a slim waist, long legs, and round arms...
Erdanzi was so excited when he saw it that he drooled. He stretched out the willow branch and tried to lift Ling Shiyao's floral skirt from under her exposed knees.
I'm picking up the hem of the floral skirt, hey! Lift it up slowly, lift it up slowly...
Suddenly, Ling Shiyao stood up and made a flying kick, and kicked Erdanzi hard in the lower part with great accuracy. "Plop——!" With a sound, Erdanzi was kicked into the famous inlet and creek of Yangliu Bay.
Erdanzi screamed and fluttered in the water in pain. Ling Shiyao was still angry and kept picking up lumps of soil from the river and throwing them at Erdanzi in the river.
But Erdanzi suddenly stopped shouting, and his toad eyes widened in horror, because he found the infamous silly girl Ling Shiyao on the shore...
Suddenly transformed——
But look at her: she has a slender figure, with uneven shapes, and her black hair slides across her face like a waterfall, draped over her shoulders and back. A full forehead, a high bridge of nose, curved eyebrows, and long eyelashes.
The ground was shaking, and her eyes were as clear as black crystals immersed in the lake water, but the corners of her eyes were slightly raised, making her look charming. Her small cherry lips, soft chin, velvet neck, and icy muscles were like snow.
"Ghost! What a ghost!" Erdanzi was so frightened that he cried for his parents and ran away in panic downstream...
"Hahahahaha...you are the ghost! You stinky douchebag!" After beating the suspected douchebag away, Ling Shiyao no longer felt sleepy. She walked to the river in boredom, squatted down, and held up the clear water in her hands.
The river washed away his drool-filled face, and he accidentally saw his own reflection in the clear river water...
ah--?!
This...who is this?
How come the face that was so ugly that even I felt disgusted suddenly turned into... the Seven Fairies in the New Year pictures? She is simply prettier than the Seven Fairies!
Ling Shiyao hurriedly looked around, was there anyone else?
Is this me? What's going on?
She looked at the person reflected in the water again, turned around, raised her hands and waved them, yes, it was her own reflection!
I...oh my god! How could this happen?
Ling Shiyao slapped her mouth hard, it hurt!
I jumped a few more times, peeked at the reflection in the water, and I was also jumping!
Oh my god! It’s really me!
I went from an ugly monster despised by thousands of people to a beautiful seven fairies flying from the sky! Hahahaha... it's so amazing!
She couldn't help laughing, and she found in the water that her smile was even more moving, with two thin cherry lips smiling, black crystal eyes smiling, long beautiful eyelashes smiling, and her face
The two deep dimples on his forehead are also smiling.
What exactly is going on?
Hmm...let me think...
Oh - yes, yes! Just last night, it was Ling Shiyao's eighteenth birthday. In her hometown of Yangliu Bay, Ling Shiyao was at home with her grandma. Fifteen years ago, her father went to work in a far away place and never came back. Her mother
He said that this family was too poor, too lonely, and too boring, so he ran away with others...
In the fifteen years after her parents left, Ling Shiyao and her grandmother depended on each other.
On her eighteenth birthday, her kind and gentle grandma specially cooked a very special "hundred-flavor fairy dish" for her: rooster head, duck feet, pig tail, mullet intestine, shrimp brain, snake gall, loach, crab roe
, dog whip, horse liver, donkey lung, turtle tendon, wolfberry juice, plantain, white thorn, stone honey, angelica, Qulian, Albizia julibrissin, cassia, Ophiopogon japonicus, mustard, clove, bamboo ling, camellia, mountain
Gardenia, mugwort leaves, and many other things that Ling Shiyao didn't know were boiling, steaming, and sticky in a large pot. Grandma repeatedly emphasized that Ling Shiyao must eat them all that night...
Not to mention, although this very special "hundred-flavor fairy dish" tastes weird, Ling Shiyao ate it with gusto, shaking her head, her mouth full of fragrance, and her belly full of fat!
The next morning, that is, this morning, Ling Shiyao finished washing up as usual and sat down at the big table in the main room. Her kind and gentle grandma had just cooked breakfast and put it on the table: "Yao Yao, grandma will cook it for you today."
The breakfast is 'Baifei Dinghun Porridge', which is delicious! You have to drink this big bowl of porridge, do you understand?"
In the eyes of others, Ling Shiyao is just an ugly, stupid girl. In fact, she knows that she is an extremely smart person at heart! But she never wants to show it!
"Grandma, yesterday's birthday dish was so delicious, and the porridge this morning will be delicious too. I'll finish it all! Hehe..." Ling Shiyao said with a silly smile, her mouth watering.
"Well... Yaoyao is so good! After drinking this porridge, you will be an adult. Haha..." Grandma said lovingly.
"Grandma, this porridge is so delicious! Why don't you drink it? You didn't even take a bite of any of the delicious vegetables last night. You asked me to eat them all. I was exhausted..." Ling Shiyao drank the porridge.
He said tentatively.
"Haha... Silly girl! It's your birthday, how can I eat it? Grandma has been searching, picking, buying, ahem... preparing the ingredients for you for more than a month..." Grandma said seriously.
"Oh...thank you grandma!" Ling Shiyao took two more mouthfuls of porridge and asked: "Grandma, I heard from people in the village that you were very good at martial arts in your early years, and you were also a Feng Shui Yin and Yang teacher? You also showed many people that were difficult to cure.
disease? But why didn’t you do it later?”
Grandma sighed deeply, waved her hand and said: "This is all for the old calendar, so don't talk about it... Yaoyao, please eat quickly, I will clean up the stove... Ahem..." After saying that, grandma got up and left.
Already...
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Thinking of this, Ling Shiyao was shocked and shocked!
Could it be that the "Baiwei Fairy Dish" and "Baiwei Dinghun Porridge" specially cooked for me by my grandma, who has always been mysterious, made me reborn and transformed my butterfly wings?!
No! I have to go home quickly and ask grandma what the hell is going on?!
Ling Shiyao ran home in a hurry, but before she even reached the door, she saw a dense crowd of villagers surrounding her adobe-walled courtyard, making it unclogged!
"What are you doing? Get out of the way and let me in!" Ling Shiyao rushed into the crowd, but before she could pull them away, the villagers cheered and surrounded her, moving up and down, left and right, and back and forth.
Looking at her carefully...
"You haven't changed yet?! You're still the same stupid girl!"
"Yes, yes! My eyebrows are sparse and pale, and one is shorter and the other is longer, and the other is up and down!"
"Isn't that right? The small single-lidded eyes are one big and one small, one convex and one concave!"
"Where's Erdanzi? What the hell are you talking about?! Look at this silly girl, isn't she still the same as before? Flat nose, big mouth, dark skin, freckles all over her face, and withered yellow hair like the tangled grass after autumn!
"
Everyone was talking like hundreds of ducks sitting in a pond...
Ling Shiyao was secretly surprised when she heard the crowd's clamor——
What? Am I back to my old ugly self?!
What the hell is going on?
"Okay, okay! Folks, please go back! It's okay, it's okay!" Grandpa Zhang Dakui, the patriarch, came out of the main room of Ling Shiyao's house and drove everyone away.
Everyone left the courtyard of Ling Shiyao's house very disappointed...
"Grandma, grandma—!" Ling Shiyao hurriedly ran into the main room and saw her grandma sitting at the table looking at her with a smile. Ling Shiyao threw herself into her arms and asked: "Grandma! You are still laughing! What on earth is going on?
What's going on?"
Grandma stroked Ling Shiyao's head lovingly and said slowly: "Yao Yao, don't listen to those people who are blind! It's nothing, it's all hallucination! Be good, grandma will prepare delicious food for you tonight, it's grandma's best
The specialty is the best thing you have never tasted before! Haha..."
Ling Shiyao was confused and looked at her grandma doubtfully: "Good grandma, don't lie to me!"
At night, Ling Shiyao was very satisfied with the "Baiwei Zixian Soup" that her grandmother had cooked all day and night with special ingredients and three large bowls of rock sugar barley porridge.
Ling Shiyao felt exhausted and went back to the hut to sleep while holding on to the wall.
In the middle of the night, suddenly, Ling Shiyao was awakened by a sudden urge to urinate, and she got up...
Um--?!
Why is it that when I get up, my body is still asleep on the crib?!
Ling Shiyao was so excited that she felt cold sweat break out from behind...
She touched herself standing with both hands. Didn't she feel anything?
Then I reached out and touched myself on the crib. Didn't I feel anything? It seemed like I was touching the air!
Oh my god! What a ghost!
Ling Shiyao was so frightened that she hurried to her grandma's room and shouted loudly: "Grandma, grandma! I am not me anymore! There are two me! I am gone——!"

Chapter completed!