Chapter 320: The Script Has a Family Heirloom
Chapter 320 The script is also a family heirloom
"That aunt, your left eyelid must be dancing, which is money. After all, this is a gift from heaven. Maybe it is the magic chicken that God gave to me, Lao Tian! If you eat it, you will stay young forever and become an immortal!"
The more Fatty Tian spoke, the more outrageous he became. He wished he could be said to be a phoenix the next moment, while enthusiastically opening the food box in his hand.
"I have already stewed the soup. I specially gave it to my aunt to taste first. I also kept the chicken feathers."
"Let's make a shuttlecock when we have time. Maybe the shuttlecock made of magic chicken feathers can help me lose weight and become a handsome man again!"
He smiled from ear to ear.
"Auntie, let me tell you, those chicken feathers are really beautiful. It's a pity that the chicken is a bit bald and has less hair, otherwise it could still be used to make clothes..."
"Old Tian." Linlang took the fragrant chicken soup with one hand and patted him on the shoulder with the other, suddenly interrupting the other party's chatty operating system.
Her tone was very solemn.
"What I jumped about was actually my right eyelid."
[Early month 44: You were ordered by the emperor to successfully capture Nanyi Xizuo.]
When Bai Qie Hei pretends to be seriously injured with his front legs, he digs a hole, and then Bai Qie Hei's back legs jump straight into it. It's called catching a turtle in an urn with perfect accuracy.
【……】
And although I had died once before due to the witchcraft puppet incident, it was only because Concubine Rong deliberately took advantage of it to cause an attack.
It's actually quite fragrant.
"And didn't it say that Nanyi just paid tribute to a rare bird? Then your chicken, this magical chicken..."
Now that I think about it carefully, there are some small details that have been overlooked.
As soon as the simulation ended, Linlang became even more speechless.
[Early month 38: Rumors of evil are rampant, and the wise concubine is in a coma. 】
As for the monsters that followed, they were all created by the Dog Emperor himself, with one clear goal - to catch the idiot King Kang.
【……】
[Early 40th month: King Kang returned to the capital. Due to your advance reminder, He Chu reported illness that day and did not go on duty. 】
Should he be moved that she would remember to serve him a bowl?
"My aunt is right, I'll go now!" Fatty Tian probably didn't taste anything. After Zhu Bajie stuffed it in two or three times like he was eating ginseng fruit, he picked up the basket and fed the dog like a wolf grandma.
He was possessed by a PHS, so it was impossible for him not to know about Nanyi's tribute, but his joy at picking up the magic chicken washed away everything else.
…
The girl blinked and said, "Drink it. This Nanyi tribute chicken has a firm texture. It looks like it is free-range. It must be very nourishing."
[This simulation is completed, the number of days is 43 months, the points are +43, and the cooling time is 430 minutes.]
[Late of the 37th month: The youngest daughter of the Changping Marquis Mansion enters the palace... You dare to lift the tiles and sneak in in the middle of the night, only to find that the dog emperor is very energetic! 】
Qiubai:……
"Forget it about the bones, don't worry about your teeth. Just go back and pocket these bones and take them secretly to feed the mighty general in front of the palace gate. After all, dogs can chew much more cleanly than people."
"Okay, we're gone."
【……】
The corners of Fatty Tian's mouth, which were almost shoulder to shoulder with his ears, instantly drooped at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his whole person felt bad.
"I can't help it. He's already cooked it. There's no way I can revive the chicken, right?" He took out from under the stove a bowl of chicken soup that Fatty Tian had secretly drunk just now and put it in front of him.
If it weren't for the serious incident of Murong Linshen being injured at the moment, everyone would be too panicked to notice such a chicken. On ordinary days, it would be a sure death sentence.
This is not only an emperor, but also an actor.
No wonder she was given a grand burial. A direct stabbing was indeed easier than Murong Lin's roundabout way, but she also became a figure in the underworld.
Or do you have to be helpless that she can still bring the physical evidence in front of her openly?
However, this chicken...
He was taking a walk after dinner, and suddenly a fairy descended from the chicken under the moonlight. It was so beautiful and noble. He didn't even think about it. He just hit it with a brick and knocked the fairy to death.
The young man was half-supported and half-dragged out by her, his handsome face darkened, "You are too courageous." He even dared to eat the chickens offered as tribute.
[Mid-month of the 35th month: You were temporarily transferred to the imperial court to serve in charge of meals, but you failed to enter the palace despite all the opportunities. 】
[Middle of the 43rd month: Some ministers reported that King Kang had rebelled and presented several pieces of evidence. King Kang was imprisoned in a prison. 】
"Here, what should I do? Auntie... Auntie, please save me again!"
[Mid-month 44: Concubine Xian recovered from her illness, but on your way to visit her, you accidentally slipped and fell into the pond and drowned...]
"It's over, it's over...it's completely over now, our entire east kitchen is over!"
The more Linlang thought about it, the more the corners of her mouth twitched.
Facts have proved that it is indeed very successful.
Qiu Bai, who was stuffed in the cabinet:...
After successfully scaring the person away, Linlang bent down and knocked on the cabinet door.
[Middle of the 39th month: The witch puppets caused turmoil, and someone suggested that King Kang return to Beijing. 】
In reality, when looking at the overall situation, this incident made a lot of noise but little rain. Except for the accidents that happened to her and He Chu, no lives were really taken away.
The Dog Emperor was indeed injured, but it was definitely not serious. However, due to her lack of poison skills before, she always thought it was her own problem.
[Late of the 43rd month: Murong Linshen recovered and began to cut off the wings of King Kang’s minions.]
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【……】
No wonder Qiu Bai kept trying to talk to her that time, probably because He Chu was afraid that she would go crazy after his accident.
Fatty Tian finally came back from crying without tears, and nodded quickly: "Yes, yes! As long as you chew up all the bones and dregs, then only God knows about this matter, and I know that my aunt knows about it!"
Linlang was much calmer than him, and was even very experienced in destroying corpses and eradicating traces, and the chicken soup was more fragrant than expected. Maybe because exciting things are delicious.
Only now did she finally understand what Qiu Bai meant when he said, "This trip is very complicated." In all likelihood, he already knew that the Dog Emperor was fine, but because he couldn't say it clearly, he could only hint to her quietly.
It seems that the late emperor's script of the Great Evil was not only kept by himself, but also passed down to his family.
[Simulation starts——]
[Middle of the 37th month: You accidentally met an old monk from Pojiao at Yingtian Temple, and he gave you a lottery...]
Not only King Kang, but he himself was successfully deceived in the last simulation, and he bravely raised his knife to chop off King Kang's head.
"You're already dead, and the soup is ready, so don't think too much about it." Linlang stuffed a chicken leg into the mouth of the stiff man and comforted him.
"Anyway, the chicken can't be saved now, so we should eat it up quickly and destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces of it."
"This is even more outrageous. I am a person with a body stronger than an ox and can cross a river. How can I be drowned in a pond?"
Linlang said it herself, making her laugh in anger.
"I want to see what kind of monster it is."
[Clue Tips] [Mid-month 44th]
Chapter completed!