Chapter 286 Span the queen’s ass

[Name: Dragon Whale Bone Horn]

[Type: props]

[Quality: B]

[Special effect: Blow the bone horn to summon a dragon whale]

[Minimum usage conditions: "Ability" 50 points or more; Perception 9 points]

[Introduction: 1. The horn is forged from the vertebrae of the dragon whale. It seals the soul of the dragon whale and can summon a complete dragon whale;

2. Dragon whale: huge in body, with a strength of 300,000 kilograms, and the ability to overturn rivers and oceans]

[Remarks: Three hundred thousand pounds depends on your development, and so does your body shape. It’s just bragging that you’re over the top]

This note should have been written by a certain male auditor, not Satsuki and the others.

Li Changzhou put the simple green horn to his lips and breathed in, but nothing happened.

There is no sound in a vacuum.

Unable to see the specific effect, Li Changzhou had no choice but to save the "Dragon Whale Bone Horn" first, then transformed into the Green Bee Sword and hid it in his sleeve, jumped up, and landed on the Moon Mountains.

In the sea of ​​moon at the foot of the mountains, Emperor Jiajing, Concubine Cao Duan, Shang Meiren, and some palace maids performed male and female acrobatics in front of the whole earth.

Before he could see clearly, Li Changzhou looked away again.

He was not interested in other women's bodies, and he was even less interested in Emperor Jiajing. He sat cross-legged on the spot, closing his eyes again and meditating.

Emperor Jiajing and his concubines and beauties put on their clothes and waited for a while before Li Changzhou fell into the moon sea.

As soon as they saw him, the faces of Concubine Cao Duan, Shang Meiren and other women who had calmed down immediately turned red again. They were indeed the beauties selected by the whole country. They were really beautiful when they were shy.

Li Changzhou turned a blind eye and returned to the side hall with a few people.

Huang Jin, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately put on clean shoes for Emperor Jiajing, and the concubine, beauty and palace maid left on their own.

After tidying up, the two sat across from each other again.

Li Changzhou smiled and asked Emperor Jiajing: "Your Majesty, the foundation building has been completed on the first day. How do you feel?"

Emperor Jiajing closed his eyes slightly, not knowing whether he was feeling his increasingly healthy body or recalling one-sixth of the moon's gravity.

"Wonderful." He opened his eyes, "Marquis Shenxian, I have got what you want. From today on, you can come in and out of the inner treasury at will and read Taoist books. When I officially start practicing Taoism, I will let you take charge of the Taoist sects in the world."

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Li Changzhou went directly to the inner treasury, seizing all the time.

After he left, Huang Jin asked cautiously: "Master, do you need Dr. Xuan?"

Emperor Jiajing, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating, still practicing the art of breathing in and out, did not open his eyes. After a while, he said: "Call Li Shizhen."

Huang Jin tiptoed over, and not long after, Li Shizhen came to take Emperor Jiajing's pulse.

Emperor Jiajing maintained his meditating posture. Li Shizhen did not open his eyes when he came, but just put his hands on his knees.

"Mr. Li, how are you?" Huang Jin asked softly.

Li Shizhen has jet black hair, a long beard hanging down her chest, and her eyes are as bright as two wicks.

He pinched his beard and pondered for a while: "Your Majesty's pulse is much stronger than yesterday, and his qi and blood are also strong. It doesn't look like he took some tiger and wolf medicine, except for some kidney deficiency and essence deficiency-"

Before he finished speaking, Huang Jin shouted in a low voice: "Li Shizhen, you are so presumptuous!"

"Forget it." Emperor Jiajing still closed his eyes, "If the ministers don't tell the truth, my empire will perish; if the imperial doctor doesn't tell the truth, I won't get better."

"Bah, bah, bah, master, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, you can't say this!"

"What's the first and second day of the Lunar New Year? I want to change it. Tomorrow is July. Li Shizhen, I ask you, is my body really stronger than yesterday?"

Li Shizhen looked at Emperor Jiajing, who was meditating with his eyes closed and looking peaceful, and replied: "Your Majesty, I have been practicing medicine for half my life and never make fun of treating diseases and saving people."

"Is there anything wrong?" Emperor Jiajing asked again.

"A young man who is close to women can nourish his body without using tiger or wolf medicine; he who practices benevolent government and drives away alchemists can nourish his mind - these two prescriptions can not only save His Majesty, but also cure the Ming Dynasty."

"Li Shizhen, you—" Huang Jin pointed at him angrily, "Get out of here!"

Li Shizhen handed him over and left, extremely chic.

Li Shizhen, who was so handsome and capable, had to work in the imperial hospital under the suppression of Longmai. One day he would treat the emperor, and the next day he would take the prince's pulse.

"Huang Jin."

"My servant is here." Huang Jin bent down.

"You go down too."

When Huang Jin went down, all the eunuchs and maids followed him out, and the door was also closed.

Except for Emperor Jiajing, the only thing that can move in the palace is the clear smoke from the incense burner.

Emperor Jiajing opened his eyes, stood up, walked to the incense burner cauldron, held it with both hands, and pushed it forward with all his strength.

"Hmph——" As Emperor Jiajing grunted, the incense burner cauldron moved forward by a pinch of distance.

In the empty palace, Emperor Jiajing clapped his hands together in front of his forehead, clapped silently, and paced back and forth.

"In justice, there are only gray hairs in this world, and noble people have no mercy on their heads. From today on, I will be the emperor for eternity and the human emperor for eternity!"

Emperor Jiajing had a very high level of understanding, and Taoist priests all over the world were fawning over him. The Taoist books in the palace had long been rotten. If he could really become a Taoist, there was no guarantee that the tiger would return to the forest, or the dragon would enter the sea, and he would never stop!

Who doesn’t want to live forever?

In 5 billion years, the Milky Way will collide with the Andromeda Galaxy. Don’t you want to see what the scene will be like?

Or, what will the earth's technological civilization be like in 100 or 200 years? Will there be virtual reality? Will we meet aliens?

On the basis of immortality, what about possessing the world or powerful power?

Imagine the best life you can think of, you can live it forever, and when you get tired of it, you can change it to another one. From now on, you can play, see, and even try any handsome men, beautiful women, delicious food and scenery for billions of years to come.

Can humans reproduce with aliens and witness the sun extinguishing before their own eyes?

Even if it's just to stay young, who doesn't want to?

Who wants to have loose skin, tremble when walking, and have teeth that can’t even bite a piece of meat?

If you have more, you want to have more. Emperor Jiajing saw hope and made up his mind to seize the opportunity and do it at all costs.

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Li Changzhou was reading Taoist books in the inner treasury. Yaochi left Chaotian Palace and met with Yang Qinglan and Li Qianxia to find out the news together.

Five of Bi's men have arrived, and five of Yaochi's men are on their way.

The capital made of snow is spread out in the courtyard, very delicate.

"Sister Yao, I heard that you are my brother's wife?" Li Qianxia said with a smile.

"What sister Yao?" Yaochi rolled her eyes and said, "Sister-in-law."

Li Qianxia pretended to be shocked, widened her eyes, and then looked at Yang Qinglan fearing that the world would be in chaos.

Yaochi also looked at Yang Qinglan and said with a smile: "This is the identity assigned by the value game, which is the so-called match made in heaven."

Yang Qinglan was so beautiful that she smiled lightly and said, "You forgot that we are black cards."

"Chang Zhou and I are also white cards. Without Qian Xia, you wouldn't be able to meet him. Chang Zhou and I are just a couple."

"She said she didn't have you." Yang Qinglan said to Li Qianxia.

Li Qianxia immediately hugged Yang Qinglan's slender waist, and the two beautiful girls stood together.

She raised her chin and said to Yaochi: "Sister Yao, there is no day in the sky, I only have one sister-in-law, Lan Lan!"

Yaochi slapped his forehead with his hand, looked up and said, "I made a mistake. I only thought about fighting with my sisters and forgot to please my sister-in-law."

"She called you sister." Li Qianxia bit Yang Qinglan's ear, "What should I do?"

"It's not what I want to do, it's what your brother plans to do."

"I have confidence in my brother!"

"which aspect?"

"Qing~~Lan! How can you ask me such a shameful question! We are brothers and sisters!"

"I'm asking you - do you have confidence in his flirtatiousness or in his single-mindedness?"

"Oh, this." Li Qianxia nodded and asked Yaochi, "Where is my brother? Why didn't he come?"

Changed the topic!

"Your brother is playing with Emperor Jiajing." Yaochi said with a smile.

As she spoke, she looked towards a corner of the yard, where a pool of clear water gurgled out. Four people walked out of it, and then the pool of water turned into a translucent female player.

"Sister Yao, we are here." One of the five female players said.

"Sister Yao, why are they all girls?" Li Qianxia was a little curious. With Yaochi's instinct to "pamper the concubine", she should have men under her control.
To be continued...