Chapter 377 Baked it for me! Bring me more wine!(1/2)
Chapter 377: Bake it for me! Bring me some wine!
【What is the mission?】Guanyin asked.
She was very curious about the value game that even the Buddha and the Jade Emperor avoided.
Li Changzhou directly transferred the task content - he now prefers to use "teleport", and the efficiency of opening his mouth to speak is too slow.
[Eighty-one Difficulties...] Guanyin talks to herself.
"Bodhisattva, please teach me," Li Changzhou said with a smile, "With you here, this task is not easy."
[Simple? The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, four levels of merit, five directions of enlightenment, six Dingliujia, and eighteen protective Jialan are watching. The advice I give you may harm you.] Guanyin laughed and scolded, and then said
He said as if talking to himself, [21st year of Zhenguan, late summer]
After waiting for a while, Li Changzhou asked tentatively: [Without the Bodhisattva Path and Fruit, my memory is not good? Can’t remember what time it is now?]
[You can go to Luojia Mountain, and I will tell you how to let the ‘me’ at this time help you. 】
[I was wrong, I'm sorry.] Li Changzhou knew that Guanyin was trying to eliminate him without even thinking about it.
Without her magical power, Guanyin's memory is indeed not very good. Of course, this is compared to her vast and long-lasting memory, not to mention that she has to recall a certain late summer in a certain year.
[Tang Monk should have just passed through Chechi Country and was going to Tongtian River. You go to Tongtian River!]
【Are you okay?】Li Changzhou asked.
[Tongtian River, good!] Guanyin seems to be very satisfied with this choice.
She regained her Bodhisattva calmness and explained:
[That monkey doesn’t know how to fight in water. As for the other three people - Wu Neng is Tianpeng Marshal Linfan, who is in charge of Tianhe’s 80,000 sailors; Wu Jing is from Liusha River; Baima Ben is the grandson of Xihai Dragon. These three people know the nature of water, but they all know the nature of water.
It doesn’t help, I’m the one carrying the burden and leading the horse. That carp in the river is me again. What’s that word? 】
【prepared by?】
[Yes, it’s my compilation again, let’s replace it with this difficulty! 】
Li Changzhou still had many questions in his heart, but he knew that the opportunity must not be missed before it comes again. He immediately asked Guanyin where to go to Tongtian River, and went on the clouds without looking at the beautiful mountains and rivers of the ancient times.
Although it was August at this time, it was already late summer and early autumn near Tongtian River, and it would be normal for it to snow soon.
The setting sun turned the sky red, and mountain-like crimson clouds pressed against the horizon, dyeing the whole world red. Countless mountains measuring over 10,000 meters seemed to be burning, as if the light of the world was emanating from these mountains.
The breeze was blowing, and Li Changzhou was concentrating on three things. While using his abundant energy to practice, he was transmitting messages to Li Qianxia, Yang Qinglan, and Yaochi, and he was also asking Guanyin for information.
[What realm are Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk? What methods do they have?] This is the most important thing.
[Zhu Wuneng and Sha Wujing are not your opponents, even if they are in the water, they won't last long.] Guanyin said.
【So weak?】
In Li Changzhou's impression, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng were not strong in "Journey to the West". That was only compared to Sun Wukong. He was also a general in heaven, or at least an earthly immortal. How could they join forces to defeat him?
[Zhu Wuneng was once Marshal Tianpeng, but he was reincarnated only a few dozen years ago. He was very lazy and became a human immortal. He immediately became lustful again, walked out of Moyun Cave and married a wife in Gaolaozhuang. When he arrived in the West, he ate
Only by eating the fruits of my Buddha's fasting can you live forever.]
Human immortals do not have immortality, only earthly immortals do.
[Is Sha Monk similar? 】
Guanyin nodded: [Only that monkey is more troublesome. He has eaten countless elixirs, jade dew, and peaches. Although he has few magical powers and a short training time, his magic power is not weaker than mine. But in the water, you don't have to be afraid of him.
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Li Changzhou had a doubt when he was a child: Why is Sun Wukong so afraid of water?
Seemingly guessing what he was thinking, Guanyin explained with a smile:
["Dapin Tianxian Jue" is very good, allowing the practitioner's magic power to quickly catch up with the realm. In order to live forever, the monkey flew across the sea from Dongsheng Shenzhou, climbed over the mountains and ridges, and arrived at Xiniu Hezhou for more than ten years.
The journey to the West to obtain scriptures is still far away, and I have gone through countless hardships and endured countless evil obstacles in the world of mortals.
[His study of "Dapin Tianxian Jue" is equivalent to you experiencing dozens of valuable games, suddenly receiving rewards, and advancing by leaps and bounds. Although it is a long-term accumulation, it is a quick method after all. "Dapin Tianxian Jue" has no other disadvantages, only
Depending on a weakness, such as being unable to smell fragrance, being exposed to the rain, or hearing thunder, the monkey is afraid of water.】
Li Changzhou smiled, listening to these ancient anecdotes with great interest.
As for why Tianting didn't attack Huaguoshan with water, it's very simple. At that time, Tianting was looking for monkeys to cause trouble, and they were going to their home turf.
And who knew at that time that the monkeys living in Shuiliandong didn’t know how to fight in water?
[Actually, it’s okay if monkeys are not afraid of water. Bodhisattva, if you give me the mantra of the "Tightening Curse", are you afraid that you won’t be able to deal with it? 】
[Shall I also give you the Tripitaka Sutra that Monk Tang asked for?]
[This is the best! With the scriptures, there are more methods that can be used. 】
[You think the underworld is not deep enough, so you are digging into the ground! I am somewhat sure that I will not take action in place of the carp, but you are still reciting the mantra and the true scripture? 】
【I'm kidding.】
[Stop joking with me! I went from the Song Dynasty to modern times. If you die here, I will pay for hundreds of years!] The Bodhisattva scolded.
Li Changzhou felt like he had an extra sister or mother.
Although he was a big man in ancient times, he was also the man who ran from the moon to Jupiter. As soon as "Kuafu Chases the Sun" came out, he was a big mountain with one step and a big city with one step.
Even so, we waited until the sky was completely dark, the moon was at its zenith, and it turned into dawn, and dawn turned into noon, before we rushed from Penglai Island to Xiniuhezhou.
When I arrived at the Tongtian River, I stood on the clouds. Looking back, I couldn't see Chechi Country; looking forward, I couldn't see Nunu Country.
"Is this a river?" Li Changzhou looked at the boundless river in disbelief.
Along the way, he had seen many famous mountains and rivers, and few were as shocking as the Tongtian River.
[Even if a mortal walks, it will take ten days and a half.] Guanyin said.
[The carp spirit has arrived now?] Li Changzhou looked at the river, and the waves rising up were higher than the average mountain.
【I came down here seven or eight years ago.】
[I am going to collect him now. What does the Bodhisattva have to remind me?]
[The carp is in the river, and its magic power is ten times that of the one on the bank. When you catch it, Tang Monk is already on the bank, and the fight is very noisy. I will teach you how to refine the magic weapon "Fish Basket". It will only take half a day.
This carp caught it without any effort.]
This is professional, this is targeted!
【Bodhisattva, please teach me.】
As for how to catch Tang Monk after entering the river, it is not too late to figure out a way until he becomes one of the eighty-one difficulties.
Li Changzhou actually disliked Guanyin before. Who wants to have more than one person in his mind?
Now I feel like I have an elder in the family, just like a treasure.
[You?] Guanyin's tone revealed disgust, [You find Qinglan and she takes away the carp. As long as she doesn't kill the beast, 'I' won't take action, but will pay attention to her. 】
First, her appearance. Yang Qinglan is a beauty as clear as ice and as clean as jade. She is definitely a facade when she is brought out. Didn’t you see the gods and Buddhas going out, followed by fairy boys and girls? Gods also have to show off.
The second is talent, which can be said to be the most beautiful of all. It can be said that one has a beautiful heart, a beautiful heart, and a beautiful spirit. Even if one does not practice, he has an immortal aura.
Guanyin guessed that when she saw Yang Qinglan weaving fish baskets with such skillful hands, she would definitely want to recruit disciples just like she did to Black Bear Spirit and Red Boy.
As for Li Changzhou?
His murderous aura is like a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood. Even the three demons of Shituoling, whose skeletons are like mountains, bones are like forests, and human skin and flesh are rotted into mud, have to ask him for recipes for cannibalism.
[Qinglan also massacred five cities.] Li Changzhou was dissatisfied and at the same time passed on the weaving method of "Fish Basket" to Yang Qinglan.
Yang Qinglan massacred the city actually because of him.
The reason is very simple. Li Changzhou killed countless people in Four Seasons Star, and she also killed people. Whether she was complicit in the evil or aided in the evil, everyone was the same type of person.
[Good thing! Good thing!] Guanyin didn't take it seriously, but smiled and said, [If she doesn't commit any crime and doesn't have any karma on her body, it's hard for 'I' to take her, so call her quickly.]
These Bodhisattvas
Li Changzhou couldn't say anything. After all, Guanyin was on his side now. If he was in the South China Sea, he would have ridiculed him severely.
Thinking of this, a flaming bird behind him spread its wings and sang loudly.
The song of another flying bird seemed to come from far to near, and finally appeared on the clouds in front of Li Changzhou. The flying bird circled in place, and Yang Qinglan appeared out of thin air.
The two winged birds left Li Changzhou and Yang Qinglan behind, crossed their arms and wandered in the sea of clouds.
"The energy here is strong, and the skills and special effects are different." Yang Qinglan looked away and looked at Li Changzhou, "Where did you get the weaving method of "Fish Basket"?"
"I can't say I can't say it," Li Changzhou walked up behind Yang Qinglan, put his hands on her thin shoulders, and said with a smile, "Hurry up and help me, I'm in a hurry."
Yang Qinglan was pushed away by him and said with a smile: "I'm also in a hurry. I have to go to Yaochi to see the Queen Mother later."
"I was a demon in the lower realm, and you met the Queen Mother in the heaven? Why is there such a big difference! What's the matter?" Li Changzhou asked.
"It's a Hundred Flowers Conference in name, but it's actually the fairies chosen by the Queen Mother to take away."
Li Changzhou flew in the clouds for a while, and under the guidance of Guanyin, he found a bamboo forest that was not as good as purple bamboo, but was still superior.
Yang Qinglan is wearing a white silk skirt and a tube top embroidered with a pair of emerald green hummingbirds. She has round breasts and graceful curves. She stands like an angel in the green sea of bamboo forest, her clothes are fluttering as if riding the wind.
To be continued...