Chapter 90 Fortune-telling(1/2)
This is a really big blow.
Zhuchen tried his best to let them fight for Chaowen's future, but he didn't expect them to become sisters.
As long as there is a male, it will not be so miserable.
"No way?" Zhuchen felt like he had seen a ghost, "So many monsters, all of them female?! From a probability perspective, this is not scientific either."
Da Mo didn't know what science she was talking about, but he could indeed explain it.
"This kind of monster is called Tsukibori. Normally, the male and female don't live together. The female comes out to look for food during the day, and the male comes out to look for food at night. They may encounter each other during the breeding season, but at other times, they will easily fight if they meet."
The demon said, "And during the breeding season, the female beast will come out in the middle of the night and look for the male beast. If she finds one, she will take it to the cave."
Zhuchen was in a daze: "Why?" She didn't know what she was asking.
The big devil thought for a while and said: "Because the males can't beat the females, they naturally avoid them? The females also dislike them. Over time, it has become a habit."
Zhuchen thought to herself that raising a Warcraft is really a test. The system told her all the key points of postpartum care, but did not tell her about the bad relationship between the Warcraft. Is it any different from marking the wrong points on the exam?
She studied for a while in vain.
Zhuchen patted her thighs and felt heartbroken. Seeing that the matter was over, Da Mo greeted her and left leisurely.
Not far away, Liao Lioyun came over on a horse, bouncing on the back of the chicken, and asked, "Is it possible to give birth?"
Zhuchen said: "Can't give birth."
Liao Lioyun said with a sullen face: "I'm sick."
"I'm not sick." Zhuchen sighed, "Oh, let's not talk about it anymore. I'll let Ruoyou and Ruowu catch a new one."
These demon cultivators were in the city watching Zhang Shiwen and others build a house, and they took the opportunity to study.
They cannot use demonic energy in the human world, so if they want to work, they have to be ordinary people.
Zhuchen went to ask them for help and explained to a few people the difference between male and female monsters. After hearing this, the two of them felt dizzy as if they had been struck by lightning.
This kind of monster is not very common, moves very fast, and the male and female look very similar. Therefore, they have lived in the demon world for so many years, and they don't even know that there is such a thing.
Ruoyou was very interested in the demonic cultivator Zhuchen mentioned and asked, "Which fellow Taoist is so proficient in magical beasts? He is also a wanderer. I don't know where he lives on weekdays?"
Zhuchen did not explain the origin of the great demon clearly, he only said that he was not a wanderer, unlike them.
They are vagabonds, but the devil is a dragster. How can this be the same?
If someone asks: "Perhaps we have met before. Where are they now?"
Zhuchen said: "I don't know, maybe I went back to the house to rest."
At the request of the two of them, Zhuchen took them to find the big demon. Halfway there, he saw a group of people gathering in front of them, whispering to each other, and it was very lively.
Every time this kind of scene appeared in Chaowen, Zhuchen couldn't help but feel nervous. After all, there were too many foreigners here, and he was afraid that they might not hold back for a moment, become drunk and impulsive, and start fighting online.
She walked over and motioned to the onlookers to make way for her. Then she saw the devil sitting on an old chair. He had grown a beard at some point and was reading palms on the hands in front of him.
Zhuchen was dumbfounded and asked: "What are you doing?"
"Find something to do." Da Mo said matter-of-factly, "I always want to make some money."
Zhuchen: "So you rely on..."
"Fortune telling." The big devil shook the small wooden tube on the side, "Ten texts and one hexagram, children and old men are not deceived."
Zhuchen's heart was shaken. She couldn't tell whether the demon was engaging in feudal superstition or if he could really tell fortunes. She didn't know whether she should stop his new career.
There were already people nearby who were explaining to her with great interest: "Xianjun, this master is very accurate! He just calculated at a glance that Zhang Sanlang has a son, and he also said that Zhang Sanlang will have great luck in the future and become a big man.
official!"
Zhuchenxin said, where did Chaowen come from?
Someone else spoke up.
"And my son. He said that my son is very good at studying. He will be a teacher in the city in the future and he can teach great students!"
Big brother, it seems like you haven’t even gotten married yet, right?
"Haha, this master said that I can live to be over eighty years old! I just said that my body is still very strong!"
Zhuchen was shocked and said, "How many people did you count in a short period of time?"
"There aren't many people, just a quick glance at their faces." Da Mo smiled and stroked his beard and said, "Chao Wen has good luck here. After they came here, their faces changed a lot. There used to be several widowers and lonely people.
People with this fate, with auspicious faces now, will be able to live in peace in their old age."
Before Zhuchen could say anything, a circle of people around him had already echoed: "Master clearly sees that if it weren't for the Immortal Lord, we would really have died in Yuyuan!"
"Isn't that right? The old man originally chose my son to go to Xuntian. Oh my god, my son's lungs have been faulty since birth. He has to gasp for breath even if he walks a little further. How can he survive in a place like Xuntian?
?”
"When I lived in Xuntian, the roof of my old house was leaky and I had no money to hire someone to repair it. I shivered with cold every winter. If I hadn't come to Chaowen, I wouldn't have known where the house had died.
"
Zhuchen smiled humbly at everyone and felt relieved.
Isn't it just to say nice things? It's worth spending ten cents to have someone blow a rainbow fart for you. It will give you some peace of mind, and it will also help enhance the cohesion between the team.
I heard that many people are illiterate, so I believe this, which can be regarded as an alternative way of adapting to local conditions.
The young man sitting opposite Da Mo had been waiting for a long time. Da Mo lowered his head, looked at his palm again, and then said: "You are not very good."
Zhuchen was about to leave when he heard this and stopped.
The young man fell into a strong panic because of his words, and asked: "Master, is my life bad?"
The demon didn't answer, but asked: "Have you been feeling weak and nauseated lately?"
The young man nodded and added: "Sometimes I wake up at night, feeling tired and unable to move, as if there is a big mountain pressing on me."
The demon asked again: "Do you have abdominal distension, chest pain, and blurred vision?"
Young man: "That's right! Sometimes I feel like someone is blowing cold wind in my ears, pinching my shoulders in the middle of the night, and calling me by my name. Recently, when I was working, I kept losing my hands in a daze, and some things that I could move before became heavy.
Quite a few!”
This was really becoming more and more fantasy as he talked about it. Zhuchen took a step forward and put a hand on his shoulder.
The young man immediately shouted: "Look, look, there is it now!"
The onlookers burst into laughter, and the tense atmosphere was swept away.
The young man turned around and saw her. He sighed in exhaustion, closed his eyes and said, "Xianjun, don't scare me! I thought Qingtian had seen a ghost in the daytime!"
The people nearby couldn't help but help him and asked: "Master, has he really seen a ghost? Are there still ghosts in Chaowen?"
The big devil picked up the pen beside him and said: "Where did this ghost come from in this world? He has a bad liver. I'll prescribe him some medicine and take it and eat it. Don't stay up late at night."
The young man asked: "What about someone grabbing my shoulder? What I said is true!"
The big devil said without raising his head: "Remember to close the window when you rest at night. The whites of your eyes are turning yellow, and you didn't want to go see a doctor?"
The young man said angrily: "...I thought it was because I couldn't sleep all the time."
Zhuchen: "..."
He is truly a talent who combines science and metaphysics to the extreme.
Zhuchen asked: "Da Mo, it turns out you can still see doctors?"
Da Mo: "Didn't I tell you? Apart from not being able to fight, I am pretty good at other skills."
Isn't this an excuse?
Zhuchen is so happy, is there even a doctor on duty now?
"Then why don't you become a doctor in Chaowen and I'll give you the salary?" Zhuchen laughed and said, "Or, can you help me teach two apprentices? On weekdays, it doesn't matter where you want to go, as long as you smoke
Just give them some time to take a look. There are not many people in Chaowen, and Yuyuan City also has its own doctors, so it shouldn't be too much trouble."
Da Mo has no interest in becoming a doctor. He pointed to the seat in front of him with a smile and said: "Fellow Taoist Zhuchen, I haven't thanked you yet, why don't I give you a fortune telling seriously?"
"Okay." Zhuchen pulled up the hem of her skirt, sat down in front of him happily, put one hand on the table, and asked boldly, "Who is a Taoist friend?"
The devil said: "I can find things, ask people, and solve puzzles. I can also explore a little about the future and the past."
Isn't it the round light technique? Zhuchen said proudly: "I can do it too. I can also guess what you are thinking."
The devil smiled and said: "Okay, if you say so, I will understand."
Da Mo tidied up the things on the table and asked: "Throwing the 筊, measuring characters, or arranging the six-yao plate?"
Zhuchen thought for a while: "What are you best at?"
"Then it depends on what you want to test." The devil turned his eyes around her face and said, "How about I test your marriage?"
As soon as he finished speaking, all the messy breathing sounds beside Zhuchen disappeared instantly. The people pretended to look into the distance and their ears were close to him. The spirit of the Eight Trigrams was clearly written on their faces, ready to come out.
Zhuchen whispered: "Can you still consider it a marriage?"
Da Mo said confidently: "It's very accurate. I haven't made any mistakes yet."
Zhuchen was deep in thought, and the corners of her lips raised unconsciously, but she covered them again. She thought about it, then turned around and chased everyone away: "Let's go, let's go. Let's go do your business, don't be stuck here."
To be continued...