1081 The Great Secret(1/2)
"Just say it, am I still afraid of you?"
Ding Ning had a look of death on his face and said righteously: "A gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. You can't make me surrender."
"Before!"
The old donkey almost laughed out of breath, squinting at him and said.
"A gentleman talks with his words but never with his hands. You can never make me surrender."
Ding Ning continued to shout without hesitation.
"I said it before."
The old donkey snorted coldly, expressing his disdain.
"That's what I said before!"
Ding Ning refused to give in even an inch, with an upright look on his face.
The old donkey curled his lips and continued to lie down comfortably, enjoying Bai Xun'er's massage. He held a piece of weed in his mouth and said disdainfully: "Coward!"
"Shameless old caller!"
Ding Ning retaliates without showing any weakness. If he can't beat him in a fight, is he still afraid of him if he just talks?
"You coward without balls!"
"Shameless call donkey!"
"Not like a man's coward!"
"It's not a man's calling donkey at all."
…
One man and one donkey both lay on the ground and began to quarrel, each one scolding more fiercely than the other, but no one took action again.
I don’t know how long they were scolding each other, but both of them finally got tired, calmed down, and even started to snore. Bai Xun’er breathed a sigh of relief and felt dumbfounded at the same time. The two of them were simply enemies from their previous lives and fell in love as soon as they met.
Death strangle.
"Get up, stop standing up, I'm hungry!"
I don't know how much time passed, but Ding Ning was sleeping soundly when he was woken up by the old donkey's rough kick.
"You're always calling me a donkey. It's none of my business if you're hungry?"
Ding Ning's sweet dream was interrupted, he opened his eyes in a daze and cursed loudly.
He was almost on the verge of accomplishing something good with Xun'er, but at the critical moment, he was interrupted by this damn old bragging donkey.
"Get up and work and grill me some meat."
The old donkey man walked upright, holding his two front hooves, and roared with a nose that was not a nose or an eye.
"Why?"
Ding Ning jumped up and shouted angrily, holding his neck.
"I am your great-grandfather!"
The old donkey raised his chin at a forty-five-degree angle, looked at him sideways, and said proudly.
"I am your grandfather!"
Ding Ning was furious and cursed without thinking.
"Beep bang!"
After another beating, the old donkey felt refreshed, leaning on the cliff of the valley with his front hooves on the back of his head, humming a tune and watching a certain panda-eyed man with an aggrieved face start to light a bonfire and set up a bonfire.
He turned on the barbecue stove and prepared the barbecue. He said softly: "Humph, you bastard bones. If you don't loosen the bones every day, you won't feel comfortable!"
But I didn't notice that there was a cunning look in the depths of a certain panda's eyes, filled with the pleasure of revenge. Huh, you damn old donkey, you dare to order me to barbecue, don't blame me for making you unable to get out of bed for a month.
"I'm back!"
Bai Xun'er happily dragged a large demon-level wild boar that was more than ten feet in size and shouted from a distance.
"Xun'er, thank you for your hard work!"
Ding Ning hurriedly stepped forward to help. He looked at the lazy old donkey with dissatisfaction and complained: "Old Donkey, do you still have any sense of morality and let Xun'er go hunting? What if something happens?"
"It doesn't matter to me, this is also a kind of training!"
Bai Xun'er said quickly, her fair little face flushed red, so cute that Ding Ning felt pity for her.
"Originally, this was your job. Who made you sleep like a dead pig? That's why Xun'er volunteered to go hunting."
The old donkey curled his lips and said disapprovingly.
"It's too much to bully others. Why is it my job? Don't you think you can be self-reliant if you have both hands and feet? I will help you barbecue and prepare food for you. What do you think?"
Ding Ning was completely annoyed and roared at the top of his lungs. "Whatever, it's either you or Xun'er. You can allocate yourselves. I'm old and I work so hard every day, so how can I have so much energy?"
The old donkey's eyelids drooped and he said calmly.
"Are you working hard? Why are you working so hard? You can't be too lazy to work hard. I'm ashamed to be associated with people like you."
Ding Ning was so angry that he was trembling all over. If he didn't want to take laxatives to cure this shameless old bastard, he would have wanted to drag Bai Xun'er away right now.
"I have to work hard every day to beat you, a thick-skinned little bastard. Do you think it's hard for me?"
The old donkey rolled his eyes and said confidently.
Ding Ning: "..."
Damn, what you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless.
"Okay, okay, stop saying a few words and hurry up and barbecue, everyone is hungry."
Seeing that the atmosphere between the two was filled with the smell of gunpowder, Bai Xun'er was afraid that the two would fight again, so she quickly smoothed things over. She looked at Ding Ning pleadingly with her big, watery eyes, and rubbed her hungry belly.
"Okay, I can't say anything to make Xun'er hungry. I'll start grilling meat now."
Ding Ning treated the old donkey as cruelly as a harsh winter, but when he turned to face Xun'er, he was as warm as spring, with a doting smile on his face.
That warm smile like the sun made Bai Xun'er's heart beat like a deer, two red clouds quietly floated on her pink cheeks, and she lowered her head shyly.
"You are really a little bastard who is inhumane to the opposite sex and doesn't know how to respect the elderly and care for the young."
The old donkey saw the two men flirting with each other, rolled his eyes and muttered loudly.
"Hey, you shameless old bastard, do you know how to respect the old and love the young? Compared to you, we are both young, why don't you take care of me?"
Ding Ning was born to be at odds with the old donkey. When he heard his strange words, he felt angry and sarcastically said.
"Then you have to respect your elders first. I am an old man!"
"Tch, you are indeed an old man, an immortal guy."
"Thank you for the compliment. Immortality has always been my pursuit, unlike some people who pretend to be young."
"Tch, I'm pretending to be young. I'm actually younger than you."
"So I am the grandfather and you are the grandson."
"You...you are so shameless!"
“Each other!”
"Despicable old thing!"
"Dirty, shameless little bastard!"
…
While Ding Ning was grilling meat, he and Lao Lu began to talk to each other again.
Bai Xun'er held his forehead and was speechless, shaking his head helplessly. However, the two of them enjoyed it and bickered with each other.
The whole lunch was spent in quarrels. After eating the fragrant barbecue, Ding Ning smiled extremely happily.
Because the donkey had eaten enough laxatives to make a mammoth convulse for a month, and was just waiting for the drug to take effect to watch the fun.
But soon Ding Ning couldn't laugh anymore. The old donkey didn't know what kind of constitution he had, but he didn't react at all to such a large dose of laxatives.
It can't be said that there was no reaction. In fact, there was one thing, that is, the old donkey let out two extremely smelly farts, which almost smoked Ding Ning to death, and then... nothing happened after that!
The old donkey gave Ding Ning a good beating again, and then continued to sleep leisurely while humming a tune and sleeping in the sun.
The next seven days were simply the biggest dark period in Ding Ning's life. Every day, Lao Donkey lived a life of eating, sleeping and beating Ding Ning, while Ding Ning lived a miserable life of eating, sleeping, barbecuing and being beaten.
Although his personality was greatly humiliated, Ding Ning made unprecedented progress in his physical body.
Although Lao Donkey beats him ferociously, every move he takes is very purposeful. Every time Ding Ning is beaten, his physical strength will skyrocket by leaps and bounds.
Unlike soldiers who tempered their muscles, bones, skin, and even internal organs, every time the old donkey beat him, he was in agony, but what was tempered was his blood and flesh cells, allowing his new generation to operate in an incredible way.
You swallowed the silver sword into your belly before. Ding Ning once asked him where he hid the silver sword. You replied that it was in his belly, but he couldn't tell where it was.
But now, Ding Ning finally understands why he can't talk about the tryst, because he also has this feeling, he can swallow some small things in his belly, but they are not hidden in the internal organs, nor in the sea of consciousness in Dantian.
It's a hazy, unknown space.
To be continued...