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Chapter two hundred and sixty-seven legs?(1/2)

"What's wrong, wife?"

Zhang Hao stopped when he heard the sound, with a smile on his face.

Su Yuyan warned:

"Stop drinking when you get there, and be sure to come back early."

"If it's after ten o'clock, don't come back. Just sleep on the street."

Zhang Hao raised his eyebrows: "I'll wipe it! Are you trying to dictate the rules of my family for me?"

Su Yuyan glared: "What, do you have any objections?"

"No, no."

Zhang Hao quickly shook his head.

He is definitely not henpecked.

But respect your wife.

Besides, my wife is pregnant, so she must not move the fetus.

Su Yuyan was a little proud:

"That's pretty much it. Go ahead. You must be back before ten o'clock."

"As you command! My dear wife."

Zhang Hao saluted.

Just as he was about to leave, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised into an evil smile.

"Honey, something suddenly occurred to me."

Su Yuyan asked: "What's the matter?"

"Don't forget to change into leopard print tonight."

After saying that, Su Yuyan picked up the pillow very angrily and ran out with a swish.

"Damn, I'm so angry!"

"Wait until you come back in the evening and see how I deal with you!"

Su Yuyan punched the pillow hard.

When I think of leopard print underwear, I feel very conflicted.

Anyway, she won't wear it.

Absolutely not!



soon.

Zhang Hao came to the barbecue stall north of the school.

As soon as I got out of the car, a smell hit my nose.

This is the unique aroma of barbecue, which makes people intoxicated physically and mentally.

July is the peak season for barbecue.

The barbecue stall was not big in the first place, but the dozen or so tables were already overcrowded.

The diners were both male and female, and small groups of friends sat together, eating delicious barbecue and chatting over wine. The atmosphere was so harmonious.

"Mouse! Here it is."

Suddenly, Zhao Yong's voice came.

Zhang Hao immediately looked at the sound.

But when you take a closer look, your eyes widen.

I saw Zhao Yong, Da Zhuang, and Shaohua sitting at the dining table.

And the big and strong head was actually shiny.

Damn it?

He, he actually had a bald head!

Coupled with his vulgar appearance, he looks like the male protagonist in an island love action movie.

Gan!

What's wrong with this guy?

Surprised, Zhang Hao moved over and walked over.

Da Zhuang smiled and said: "Brother Hao, why did you come here? Where are my sister-in-law and the babies?"

Zhang Hao frowned slightly: "The babies are all sleeping, so your sister-in-law can't come."

"Why the hell did you get a bald head? Are you planning to go to the island country to shoot a movie?"

Da Zhuang touched his bald head and smiled.

"Feifei thought her hair was stuck on her legs, so I shaved it off."

"Tie your legs?"

Zhang Hao was slightly stunned.

Immediately afterwards, he understood something, and his expression gradually became surprised.

At the same time, an evil picture came to mind.

Damn it!

Awesome!

"Cough cough cough~"

A cough sounded.

Zhao Yong, who was smoking, suddenly choked.

I choked to tears.

He took a deep breath of fresh air and said disdainfully:

"Dazhuang, didn't you say you shaved your head so you don't have to wash your hair?"

"It's really pricking your legs. I didn't expect you to play so wildly."

"It's over, it's over."

"I can't look directly into your mouth anymore."

"Also, starting from tomorrow, don't use my toothpaste and toothbrush, or I'll beat you every time I see you!"

Da Zhuang smiled and said: "Haha, I already used it this morning."

"Besides, I used it before you."

Zhao Yong's eyes nearly popped out when he heard this, and he directly sent cordial greetings to Da Zhuang.

"I'm a fool... ugh~"

Before I finished speaking, I suddenly felt sick.

However, at this time, Shaohua said doubtfully:

"Dazhuang, what do you mean by piercing your legs?"

"Are you rubbing your head against your girlfriend's leg?"

"Isn't it disgusting that you, a man, act like a baby?"

Zhang Hao quickly said: "Stop it and change the subject immediately."

"This beast, Da Zhuang, is so disgusting."

"What, why are there just you three?"

"Shaohua doesn't have a girlfriend. Where are your girlfriends? Why didn't you bring them over?"

Da Zhuang was a little helpless: "Feifei's family is very strict. Her mother is so tight that she won't be allowed to come out at night."

"Her mother was not at home a few days ago, so she went out on a date."

Zhao Yong showed a bright smile: "Xiao Jing has something to do and can't come."

Zhang Hao nodded.

"Okay, let's get started."

"By the way, since it's your birthday, have you bought the cake?"

Zhao Yong: "I bought it and will deliver it to you later."
To be continued...
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