Chapter three hundred and seventy first humorous uncle(1/2)
A few minutes later.
Zhang Hao left the martial arts gym with the babies.
After all, the task is not completed yet.
There are still forty-three good things to do.
There is no time to waste with them.
Jingle bell bell~
Just when Zhang Hao was driving.
The cell phone rang.
I took it out and saw that it was a call from Da Zhuang.
Answering the phone, there was an excited voice.
"Wai? Brother Hao, what are you doing?"
Zhang Hao said casually: "Driving."
Da Zhuang: "Driving? With my sister-in-law?"
Zhang Hao frowned: "Go away, you shark-armed guy."
Da Zhuang: "Hey~ Why are you scolding me? I'm just talking about driving. Don't think wrongly."
Zhang Hao: "Don't talk nonsense, say it quickly, and say it quickly!"
Da Zhuang: "Fan Jian's matter has been settled. How much compensation do you think I got for blackmailing?"
Zhang Hao: "One million?"
Da Zhuang laughed evilly: "Quack, quack~ One million x 2, a full two million!"
"Two million?"
Zhang Hao was a little surprised.
"You are quite capable."
"I said one million, but you blackmailed me for two million, awesome!"
Da Zhuang: "What do you mean by this?"
"This is the money I earn based on my skills."
Zhang Hao sneered: "Oh, you still rely on your ability."
"Other people rely on their brains to make money, but you rely on your brains."
Da Zhuang proudly said: "Don't worry about what you do, as long as you can make money."
"Thanks to you this time, otherwise I wouldn't be able to make so much money."
"To express my gratitude, I will make arrangements for you tonight."
“You choose the place, I’ll spend it!”
Zhang Hao smiled slightly: "Okay, this is what you said."
"I happen to have a few cases of beer here, let's try them tonight."
Da Zhuang: "It's autumn, who still drinks beer? Just drink white beer."
Zhang Hao: "This is the beer I brewed myself. I guarantee that you will not be able to stop drinking it."
"Okay, I've talked to you and I'm driving."
Da Zhuang: "Let's drive, pay attention to the speed."
"Let's call tonight and bring my sister-in-law and baby with me. I'll tell Zhao Yong and Shaohua."
"It's hung up."
After that, Da Zhuang died.
Zhang Hao threw his cell phone aside and concentrated on driving.
Soon.
We came to a pedestrian street.
Still the same as before.
Parked the car and took the three cute babies to the roadside.
"Ahem~"
Zhang Hao cleared his throat and started shouting.
"Those coming from the south and those going north, take a look."
“I am proficient in traditional Chinese medicine and now I provide free medical treatment to everyone.”
"No matter what the disease is, or all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases, we guarantee that the medicine will cure it."
After saying that, he started to look at the passers-by.
But at this time, there were sounds of disdain from all around.
"Free medical treatment? You're a liar."
"It must be a liar. Which doctor would treat people for free?"
"Excuse me, do you have a medical qualification certificate?"
"Young man, what are you doing at a young age? You are not taking the right path."
"You bring your child out to deceive others. It's shameless."
"If he could see a doctor, I would stand on my head and eat cock."
…
Zhang Hao curled his lips.
strangeness?
Why is it different from before?
My heart is originally towards the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.
Really.
I'm not happy to give you free medical treatment.
He also called himself a liar.
In this case, we have to prove it with strength.
Thinking of this, Zhang Hao's eyes fell on an old man.
With super awesome art.
Just by looking at his face, you can tell his physical condition.
"That cuckold uncle, I can tell you are sick right away."
"Do you suffer from high blood pressure, Tang Niao Bing, and you also have liver problems."
"What the hell?"
The uncle was stunned when he heard this.
He said in surprise: "Awesome, young man, how did you know that?"
Zhang Hao smiled confidently.
"Of course you can tell."
"As the saying goes, looking, hearing, asking, and understanding is just the first step."
"Come here and let me feel your pulse and then prescribe a medicine to ensure that the disease is cured."
"From now on, you will be so active that you can go up to the sixth floor in one breath without any effort."
The uncle was dubious.
He smiled and asked: "Really or not?"
"It's hard for me to walk now, let alone go upstairs."
"If you can cure my disease, I will thank your whole family."
Forehead……
Zhang Hao couldn't help but feel ashamed.
This sounds like a curse.
"Uncle, I definitely didn't lie to you."
To be continued...