Three hundred and ninetieth chapters funny compared to the big Zhuang(1/2)
"Master, we are here."
A nigger grinned, showing his big white teeth.
"Um?"
Zhang Hao couldn't help but be startled.
Damn it?
Isn't this Bi Chao's voice?
Why did he become so dark?
It's so dark that I can't even see who it is.
At this time, another nigger laughed and said:
"Hi~ Hello two beauties."
Zhang Hao frowned slightly.
This is the sound of a crow.
"Lao Bi, why did you two turn black?"
"Is this fresh out of the boiler room?"
Bi Chao cursed:
"From Malegby."
"Didn't the car crash just now? Unexpectedly, the car actually caught fire, and then exploded with a 'bang' sound!"
"Fortunately we are far away and our handsome face can be preserved."
"If you get too close, you will be killed."
"That guy's explosion power is comparable to a C4 bomb!"
Forehead……
(;¬_¬)
Zhang Hao was a little speechless.
This big black face has nothing to do with handsomeness.
But having said that, this kid Bi Chao is so unlucky.
The brakes failed, but I didn't expect it to explode.
He is right, this is not an electric car, but a time bomb.
I swear that I will never buy an electric car in the future.
"Okay, you guys just need to be fine."
"Go wash your face first, and drink some wine later to calm down the shock."
Bi Chao smiled and said: "Hey, I was worried that you were impatient, so you came here without washing your face."
"Come on Crow, let's go wash our faces."
"Okay~"
After saying that, the two turned and left.
Da Zhuang immediately asked: "Brother Hao, are they your friends?"
Zhang Hao nodded.
"That's right."
"The man named Bi Chao is my apprentice."
"The crow is my apprentice's friend and my bodyguard."
Upon hearing this, everyone except Su Yuyan was stunned for a moment.
Da Zhuang said in surprise:
"Apprentice? Bodyguard?"
"Brother Hao is awesome, he already has apprentices and bodyguards."
"What does your apprentice study? Cooking?"
"How much does a bodyguard cost per month?"
Zhang Hao smiled and said truthfully:
"Apprentices learn kung fu."
"The bodyguards are free and don't cost any money."
"The two of them used to be mercenaries, went to the battlefield, and experienced life and death. They are very good."
"As the saying goes, it's easier to travel when you have more friends, so I invited you all to come over and get to know each other."
Da Zhuang frowned and said, "Mercenary?"
"Is it the kind found in northern Burma?"
"Brother Hao, don't associate with people like this."
"Don't go back and cut your waist. My sister-in-law won't want you anymore."
Su Yuyan was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned red with embarrassment.
Zhang Hao looked unhappy.
"Can you please speak properly!"
"If you can't, just close your anus!"
Da Zhuang chuckled: "Okay, I'll close my anus."
At this time, Shaohua said seriously:
"Brother Hao, Da Zhuang is right."
"This kind of person who often kills Miao is cruel and cruel, and he is also a little perverted in his heart."
"I might smile at you one second and stab you suddenly the next."
"So try not to deal with such people."
Zhang Hao smiled.
You can't tell how cruel he is.
But Bi Chao is indeed a bit perverted.
No, it's very abnormal.
"It's okay, I have my own sense of discretion."
"Besides, I know kung fu, and I beat both of them."
"Since I've been called over, let's have a meal together."
“It doesn’t matter whether I contact you or not in the future.”
Da Zhuang nodded.
"As the saying goes, you know people but don't know their hearts, so you should be careful."
"By the way, Brother Hao, where are the two girls?"
"The food is almost here, why don't they come?"
Zhang Hao smiled slightly and began to pretend to be confused.
"Sister? What girl?"
Da Zhuang glared: "Damn! You lied to me."
"The girl you are talking about cannot be these two men."
Zhang Hao smiled and said nothing.
Silence is the best answer.
Da Zhuang suddenly withered.
He said resentfully: "Brother Hao, I didn't let you play like this."
"I've brought the little balloons, I won't use them now."
Zhang Hao smiled evilly: "You can use it if you want."
"ah?"
Da Zhuang couldn't help but be startled: "What do you mean?"
To be continued...