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Chapter 59: Don't be afraid of sand sculptures, but be afraid of sand sculptures gathering in a nest(1/2)

"Shadow anchor, good evening."

"What are you going to sell this time? Or women's underwear?"

"Where's the baby? I'm here specifically to see the baby."

"Brother, where is my wife?"



As soon as the broadcast started, more than a thousand people came into the live broadcast room, asking all kinds of silly questions.

Zhang Hao didn't pay attention, with a smile on his face.

"Everyone is stupid... Good evening, friends."

"Thank you all for your support and encouragement. Friends who have placed orders, don't worry. The warehouse is expediting delivery and you will receive it in two or three days."

"Because the broadcast has just started, there are still many fans who have not come in. Please wait for another five minutes to start introducing the products."

Whoosh~

Five minutes have passed.

The number of people in the live broadcast room soared to more than 10,000, and they all came after seeing the announcement that the broadcast would start at eight o'clock.

"It's now!"

Zhang Hao took a deep breath, smiled, picked up a black bra and showed it in front of the camera.

The audience was immediately stunned when they saw it.

"I'm a fool!"

"It's actually a bra! The anchor is awesome!"

"Xiu'er, is that you?"

"Anchor, can't you sell some maternity and baby products? For example, milk powder, diapers and so on?"

"Anchor, I won't even support my grandma, so I will obey you!"



Looking at the jumping barrage, Zhang Hao still didn't pay attention and directly introduced the products.

"This bra is made of latex, which is the most popular material at the moment. It will not leave any traces after being worn for a day. It also has the function of preventing sagging. The models are available from A to D in various colors. If you like it, place an order directly at Xiaohuang Car

That’s it.”

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw several animals making silly questions.

"Anchor, if I put a bra on my head, will I turn into Ultraman?"

Zhang Hao: "Brother, do you believe in light?"

"LSB, can men wear it?"

Zhang Hao: "Of course you can, wearing it will make your chest muscles look bigger!"

"Anchor, my ears are frozen while riding a scooter in winter. Can I use them as earmuffs?"

Zhang Hao: "Okay, if you put it on, you will be the most handsome guy on the street!"

"Anchor, I want to buy it for my girlfriend. Are there any leopard print ones?"

Zhang Hao: "Are you sure you have friends?"

"555, what you said is too hurtful."

"Anchor, my girlfriend is celebrating her 60th birthday. What color should I buy?"

Zhang Hao: "It's you again, kid. Again, it will be more exciting if you wear it."



An hour passed quickly.

Faced with all kinds of unreliable problems, Zhang Hao's head was getting big.

If there weren't already over 50,000 people in the live broadcast room, the broadcast would have been taken off the air.

"The second item is next."

Zhang Hao picked up two boxes of condoms.

The audience immediately died on the spot when they saw it.

"Witch! This young man!"

"I thought of more than a dozen kinds of women's products, but I didn't expect it to be condoms. The anchor really showed off his talent!"

"Anchor, please go back to M78 Nebula as soon as possible. Earth is not suitable for you!"

"I think it's quite practical. At least it's not a women's product, but a men's product."

"Just because of the host's arrogance, I'll buy two boxes."

"Is there any thread? Take a box."



Zhang Hao introduced the products with a smile.

"There are various models and functions. Durex is a big brand and it guarantees no leaks. You can use it with confidence."

As soon as the words were said, all kinds of silly problems arose.

"Anchor, will it take longer if you use two of them at the same time?"

Zhang Hao: "Others like to be ultra-thin, but you put two of them on, just put them on steel pipes."

"Anchor, can you come to your home to install it?"

Zhang Hao: "You...won!"

"Anchor, can I buy it and release it?"

Zhang Hao: "???"

"Anchor, how long does one box last?"

Zhang Hao: "-_-||, this... varies from person to person!"

"Anchor, what are your flavors?"

Zhang Hao: "I exploded on the spot!"

"Anchor, which model is the 30cm one?"

Zhang Hao: "Are you a donkey?"

"Anchor, can girls use it?"

Zhang Hao: "Can you, a man, be more serious?"



after an hour.

"Friends, I'll be here first today. I'll make an announcement in advance next time the show starts."

Zhang Hao directly closed the live broadcast.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead and thought, I am not afraid of too many sand sculptures, but I am afraid that they will gather together in a nest.

When faced with those silly questions, it seems as if they are not live broadcasting, but deliberately killing brain cells.

If you keep going like this, you will definitely become a fool.

My thoughts are always on my mind, and I habitually put my hands into my pockets.

But as soon as he touched the cigarette case, he took his hand out again.

This is at my wife's house, no smoking allowed.

Jingle Bell.

Suddenly, a pleasant ringtone rang.

I took out my cell phone and saw that it was a call from Da Zhuang.

After answering, excited voices rang out.

"Brother Hao is awesome, there are more than 80,000 people in the live broadcast room!"

"Huh? Did you see the live broadcast?"

"Isn't that nonsense? It's a pity that I only have over a thousand people live streaming the game."

Zhang Hao smiled slightly, and suddenly an idea flashed in his mind.

"How about you live-stream with me to sell goods, and I'll give you a commission."

Because the products they sell are so embarrassing.
To be continued...
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