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Chapter 806 It's Hard To Be Funny(1/2)

"Reverse, please pay attention, reverse, please pay attention!"

When the huge trumpet sounded in the room, Su Yan behaved the same as everyone else. He woke up first, opened his eyes and looked at He Jiong blearily, and then buried his head in the quilt, but it was completely useless. The sound was silent.

The morning is even harsher.

"Teacher He, you will be complained by the neighbor next door!" Lao Hu shouted in pain.

"The neighbors next door can't hear you, so don't worry."

The noise was played for a minute, and after He Jiong made sure everyone was awake, he finally left.

Su Yan yawned loudly, numbly took the clothes on the side and put them on his body. His eyes narrowed into a line. If he could lie down again now, he would fall asleep again in ten seconds.

Most of the members were like this, feebly asking about morning. There are some things that many people cannot get used to in their lifetime, such as getting up early.

Opening the door and walking out, Su Yan was greeted by the formation, which made Su Yan startle and unconsciously save his arms. Others also walked out one after another and sat down in the yard.

He Jiong was in front of the small table, and his expression was not very good. He got up earlier than everyone else.

"Director Su, how did you sleep?"

Su Yan scratched his neck: "If you didn't bother me, I think it would be pretty good."

"Lao Hu, what about you?"

Hu Shuai was drinking water: "I heard someone talking in sleep and snoring, so it's not too good."

Whoosh!

Everyone looked at Xu Jinjiang.

"Well, I was too tired yesterday. Usually..."

"You should also snore normally!"

Lao Xu's defense was not accepted. The members sat there and dissed, but he didn't react. He probably had heard it too much and was immune to it.

"It's time to formulate the lyrics that the audience loves so much. It's still the same. The member who failed in the end is responsible for breakfast. He can choose a helper. Let's start when he's ready." He Jiong struck the banqin in front of him.

In fact, Su Yan knew very well that even if he and Lao Hu both passed, at least one of them would not be able to escape and would be chosen to be in charge of the breakfast. This was considered a preferential treatment for the guests and would give them more appearances.

But the other person probably had the same idea as me, I don’t want to appear on camera, I want to go back to sleep.

"The first initial consonant combination: yy."

Meaning, doubt, aunt, several words flashed through my mind instantly. This word is not simple. While Su Yan was distressed, others were also entangled. Even the expert Feng Shaofeng frowned.

My sister rolled her eyes and stood up first, and everyone turned their attention to her.

"Ouch, ouch!"

She rubbed her belly and walked forward with difficulty. After walking a few steps, she looked up with a smile on her face.

"Hospital!"

"Ah..." He Jiong tilted his head and hesitated for two seconds: "Ding! That's a bit off."

Zifeng was not angry and walked back with a smile.

Su Yan had a flash of inspiration and stood up.

Oh, everyone is looking forward to it when they see Su Dao come out.

I saw him with a serious expression, his hands behind his back, walking a few steps left and right and standing still.

"It's okay to want to be the richest man, but first set a small goal that's achievable...such as earning 100 million!"

"Ding dong ding dong!"

"Pfft hahaha!"

"666666!"

"I'm done with it, okay!"

After being stunned for a moment, the members burst into laughter. Everyone understood that he was imitating Boss Wanda's little goal.

"Wait a minute!" Lao Hu suddenly called a pause: "I remember the original words were 100 million, this..."

"Hey, that's right!"

"No wonder it sounds a little awkward."

"That shouldn't count as passing."

"Ding!" He Jiong struck the harp again.

"Don't do this." Su Yan shouted loudly: "Isn't it already passed?"

"No, no, no, you changed the lines, but the idea is very good. If you keep it up, there will definitely be no problem." Teacher He obviously did it on purpose, for the sake of effect.

Su Yan naturally understood in his heart, pretending to be a little dissatisfied, and sat back.

The man stood up!

The scene became quiet, as if suppressed by the opponent's aura. Everyone was watching and expecting, wondering what tricks the king of word combinations would have.

Su Yan also watched with interest as Feng Shaofeng walked up to He Jiong and squatted down, placing his elbows on his knees and moving forward naturally, giving him a bit of a hooligan's temperament.

"Teacher He." He lowered his voice and covered his mouth with one hand, but everyone could still hear: "Have you heard?"

"What?" He Jiong also lowered his volume in response.

"It's Cao Lu. She usually stays at home and doesn't wash her hair, brush her teeth, or change her socks for a week. She drinks and smokes every day...rumors!"

"Ding dong ding dong!" He Jiong laughed and struck the banqin hard.

"I'll fight with you!" Cao Lu struggled to get up. Lao Zhu, who was beside him, had already realized something was wrong and wanted to pull her away: "If I had known better, I shouldn't have invited you to my house."

"Eh!?"

"What's going on?"

"Sister Lu invited Brother Shao Feng to visit her home? Or alone?" Chen Feiyu added.

"You two..."

Everyone's jaws dropped.

Cao Lu rushed to Feng Shaofeng and pulled his arm.

"You are such a heartless person. I sincerely invited you and hid it from my sister-in-law, but you directly announced it and told me what to do...rumors!"

After finishing speaking, she shouted two words directly to He Jiong.

"Ding dong ding dong!"

He Jiong understood it instantly and gave it a pass directly. The young lady was amazing. She was not angry, she just explained the rumor again. In her own way, her reaction was really fast.

"Pah, pah, pah!"

Both members and guests applauded. This explosive power is worthy of praise. Su Yan stretched out his hands to high-five Cao Lu in celebration and then gave a thumbs up.

"Okay, let's change a word, j, h." yy is a relatively difficult word to begin with. The three people performed well. It would be difficult to break through later, so He Jiong decisively switched.

Xu Jinjiang thought about it and suddenly laughed to himself.

"What's going on with Teacher Xu?" Feiyu asked curiously.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Old Xu waved his hands and shook his head.

"I don't believe it. You must have some ideas, right?"

Lao Xu hesitated for a few seconds and said something in Chen Feiyu's ear. The latter immediately burst into laughter, and everyone else also raised their heads.

"Don't say it!"

Seeing Feiyu open his mouth, Lao Xu became anxious.

"Teacher Xu wants to talk about chrysanthemums!"

"Well..."

Everyone had different expressions and they were all trying to hold back laughter.

Su Yan waved his hand: "Let's pass this section. It definitely can't be broadcast, so there's no need to answer the call."

Zhu Jianjun pulled Cao Lu and after whispering a few words, the two came to the middle.

"Wait, thump thump thump! Wait, thump thump thump..."

Cao Lu took Lao Zhu's arm and walked forward step by step, with a solemn and solemn expression on her face.

"marry!"

"Ding!" He Jiong rejected it without hesitation: "It's too ordinary, no creativity!"

Zhu Jianjun wasn't angry either. It wasn't the first time he'd been bitten anyway.

Hu Shuai, who had been silent all this time, made a move. He walked to the corner, turned his back, slapped his hands on his pockets a few times, and turned his head to look at the members.

"Cao Lu, Cao Lu."

"Ah!?" Sister Lu was discussing with the people next to her when she raised her head inexplicably.
To be continued...
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